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Anonymous 124 KB PNG 12/06/23(Wed)10:41:25 No.75673324 >be me >wake up its cold as f--- >make some coffee and pop a snus >be drinking coffee and enjoying my snus >a rumble happens in my gut >s--- is leaving my body at supersonic speeds >go to run to bathroom, spill coffee pot all over myself >itburns.jpeg >tear off my clothes, still running towards bathroom naked now >sit down on toilet >the mexican food i had yesterday explodes out from me with the force of a 1000 suns >it doesnt stop >liquid lava is pouring out of me like a waterfall >the porcelain gods are angry >this goes on for 10 mins >my left thigh is peeling from the coffee burns >my a------ feels like i just let jamal smash with no lube >go to wipe, run out of toilet paper >im taking a luke warm shower and crying >go to flush toilet finally >its clogged >flush again >water rising >water overflows >brown s--- water everywhere >cry harder why does god hate me?

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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