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Anonymous 124 KB PNG 12/06/23(Wed)10:41:25 No.75673324 >be me >wake up its cold as f--- >make some coffee and pop a snus >be drinking coffee and enjoying my snus >a rumble happens in my gut >s--- is leaving my body at supersonic speeds >go to run to bathroom, spill coffee pot all over myself >itburns.jpeg >tear off my clothes, still running towards bathroom naked now >sit down on toilet >the mexican food i had yesterday explodes out from me with the force of a 1000 suns >it doesnt stop >liquid lava is pouring out of me like a waterfall >the porcelain gods are angry >this goes on for 10 mins >my left thigh is peeling from the coffee burns >my a------ feels like i just let jamal smash with no lube >go to wipe, run out of toilet paper >im taking a luke warm shower and crying >go to flush toilet finally >its clogged >flush again >water rising >water overflows >brown s--- water everywhere >cry harder why does god hate me?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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