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Anonymous why the f--- are zoomers so ob(...) 228 KB PNG 07/24/22(Sun)18:53:59 No.69536499 >be 19, at first uni party >loner, but not ugly or autistic so i get invited out fairly often >meet a qt3.14 girl on the way there, 7/10 brunette >her house party got shut down so she has nothing to do >invite her along >she makes good conversation, acts flirty >we dance together and she keeps trying to touch me >eventually end up making out on a couch >party ends and she says she wants to see me again >"do you have snapchat anon?" >no >"uh.. how about instagram?" >no >"facebook?" >nope >"you gotta have tiktok at least" >negative >pull out flip phone and ask her to put in her number >looks visibly disturbed >gives a lame excuse and leaves >next day ask my female friend for advice >"yeah anon she was in the right there" >"its a huge red flag to not have any social media" Is it truly impossible to be a normie without being a total narcissist who lives online? I always got by fine with just a flip phone and an old laptop. Never felt like I needed to post my life for the whole internet to see, and now I'm treated like some kind of freak for it.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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