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Paperback Paradise 15878UF1 $1.00 Hot Literature for a Mature Adult It's always been his dream to paint Goblins with Huge Asses a novel about goblins with huge asses by Emily Sackenball The cops try to stop him, but he'll never stop painting those huge, green asses

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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Magic Item: Rock that keeps Tigers away A merchant offers the players this item early in the campaign, claiming it repels tigers when held. From then on, any time the players are travelling WITHOUT carrying the stone, tigers will randomly up and ambush them out of the blue. show imgflip.com

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Douse him in oil, set him on fire, and he won't bother you anymore | /r/dndmemes

THE DM: "THE GUARD IS APPROACHING YOU, BARBARIAN. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?" THE BARBARIAN: imgflip.com 114 ROYA WAR CRIME B------- GO!!!!

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"I'll mever be a memory" | /r/dndmemes

dying BBEG dying BBEG bad mouthing the party till the very end saying something really sad or vaguely ominous, like "remember me" or "see you in your dreams"

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It be like that sometimes. | /r/dndmemes

But you're still coming to DND, right? Portable

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Just hear me out, Xuralfr... | /r/dndmemes

The Artificer explaining how the pair of ladies who live in a cottage outside town, with an extensive herb garden and three black cats, never having married and with their families more or less denying their existence when questioned, are obviously the Hags the party's looking for The Fighter, who can think of a much simpler explanation

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Just a little tomfoolery :3 | /r/dndmemes

Evil Goon: "What are ya gonna do? breathe fire on me?" Our chaotic good dragonborn Paladin: 18 I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move.

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WHEN SANTA GETS TIRED OF YOUR MURDER HOBO ANTICS

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Pretending feels so good sometimes. | /r/dndmemes

tearlessrain you have to pretend to be a wizard sometimes, for your health. the obvious method is d&d, but you can also open the dishwasher on cold mornings and raise your arms dramatically as you're enveloped in the steam, or you can find a really good stick to walk around in the woods with, or you can run a bizarrely dedicated rp blog on tumblr. but it's an important component of human well being to occasionally pretend to be a wizard. imgflip.com wearemage Wiser words has never been written on this site. ME WHEN I PRETEND TO BE A WIZARD BY CASTING FIREBALL

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Now, we're cooking with gas | /r/dndmemes

New playtest: "drop* Me: aight, what ya got? New playtest: Monk, Druid and Barbarian tweak Me: eh New playtest: also, Cure Wounds is now heal 16 instead of 8 Me imgflip.com <

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Check the phylactery | /r/dndmemes

LICH Medium Undead, Any Evil Alignment Armor Class 17 (natural armor) Hit Points 135 (18d8 +54) LMAO Rejuvenation. If it has a phylactery, a destroyed lich gains a new body in 1d10 days, regaining all its hit points and becoming active again. The new body appears within 5 feet of the phylactery.

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"The sword is sinuous and holds a shine like a be-speckled light. Despite its reflection, it does not illuminate. Instead, it seems to darken, even as it finds itself in your outreached hand." | /r/dndmemes

Party: *Defeats a cursed death knight* My player: "Hey can I grab his sword?" *disbelief* sure DM

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Rescue the princess in the tall tower, they said. The dragon is evil, they said. | /r/dndmemes

DO YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY DUNGEONS MY DRAGONS? DUNGEON imgflip.com DRAGONS EVIL PRINCESSES SEEKING TO HARNESS DRACONIC POWER

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