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The Artificer explaining how the pair of ladies who live in a cottage outside town, with an extensive herb garden and three black cats, never having married and with their families more or less denying their existence when questioned, are obviously the Hags the party's looking for The Fighter, who can think of a much simpler explanation

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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