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IMG_1148.jpg (259 KB, 693x610) >be me >have pointless IT job doing something I dont understand with firewalls >crazy crush on hot 7.5/10 roastie colleague >she sends me message on teams to have coffee >coffee goes well, so we have dinner >dinner goes well, we go to her apartment >literally the most amazing night of my life >in morning she says how much she enjoyed it >I say "you were phenomenal, you could charge hundreds of dollars and I would definitely pay haha" >"what do you mean anon, do you pay for sex?" >"ermm no, just trying to say how good you were" >"good like a prostitute anon? Why would you f------ say that?" >"well i was just trying to say how much I enjoyed..." >"f--- you, you compared me to a w----" >walk home angry at myself for f------ this up >today at work get message from roastie >"got 200 bucks to spend?" Im confused by this. Could she be an actual prostitute?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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