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IMG_1148.jpg (259 KB, 693x610) >be me >have pointless IT job doing something I dont understand with firewalls >crazy crush on hot 7.5/10 roastie colleague >she sends me message on teams to have coffee >coffee goes well, so we have dinner >dinner goes well, we go to her apartment >literally the most amazing night of my life >in morning she says how much she enjoyed it >I say "you were phenomenal, you could charge hundreds of dollars and I would definitely pay haha" >"what do you mean anon, do you pay for sex?" >"ermm no, just trying to say how good you were" >"good like a prostitute anon? Why would you f------ say that?" >"well i was just trying to say how much I enjoyed..." >"f--- you, you compared me to a w----" >walk home angry at myself for f------ this up >today at work get message from roastie >"got 200 bucks to spend?" Im confused by this. Could she be an actual prostitute?

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