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stupid f----- without arm(...).jpg (315 KB, 1200x1145) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 11/25/23(Sat)23:14:56 No.75543575 >>75543593 >Sick out of my mind with a bad flu. >Stupid ape elective has a mandatory lecture. >Can't risk failing this course or my degree would be extended by a year. >Go to campus looking like a necrophiliacs semen brought me back to life. >The flesh around my nose is ripped and raw; I'm 6'4 stooped by 70 degrees, my nose and eyes are leaking p--- and I can't stop shivering like a stay dog. >Make it to the lecture, sit at the back to try and stay hidden. >The guest lecturer is just some Slavic c--- with a thick accent. They didn't even have the decency to bring out a chimp. >Within the first few minutes I feel the need to cough. >Tightening my throat I pray to the Lord that it passes. >My face reddens, eyes water, little gasps of air tear out of my throat; I'm fighting against the will of my subconscious to not blow my cover. >Nose starts twitching. >oh f---.jpeg >I stand along against two instincts, thrashing around desperately. >In retaliation I've stopped breathing. >>Reality starts to dim. >Give up. >Brace for impact. >ACHOOOO00000000000.flac M >Long green ropes land on the blonde broad in-front of me. >Seconds decay into hours as my heart pounds. I am mentally pleading for her not to notice. >Her hand rummages around her scalp. >I see her look at her palm, like Shinji after masturbating in the hospital. >The mortified girl turns around to look at me. >Her mouth is gaped, eyes wide like a cat. >In a slow defeated tone she begs "what the f--- dude". >The auditorium has gone silent by now. I sit there, a leper, silently staring at her for a few minutes. >No matter how hard I try the air can't escape my lungs to form words. >Get up, looking emotionless, walk out. I can't go back until the final exam, can 1? I f----- up the exit and now it looks intentional. It's so retarded that mandatory lectures exist. Maybe I martyred myself to prevent my professor from scheduling another? Then again, that would be the equivalent of a Vietnamese monk tripping over a propane tank. Anonymous 11/25/23(Sat)23:16:24 No.75543593 ✓ >>75543575 (OP) haha yeah but imagine if a cute girl sneezed and got all that green mucus right in your open mouth and then you accidentally swallowed it haha wouldn't that be funny?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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