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Anonymous >be me >was kinda popular in HS >our friend group had an orbiter and we all stuck around after graduation >now in college >orbiter has gotten closer with some members of the friend group I guess >he gets on my nerves because he can't just find his own group >last week he texts me Fe 07/15/23(Sat)09:32:09 No.74036528 23 KB JPG >"hey man do you wanna grab lunch together? I'm buying" >think he's just trying to suck up to me >say sure but blow him off >he texts me again a couple days later >"we can just grab a beer if you want, I just wanna catch up" >why wont this guy take the hint >just leave him on read >ffw like two weeks >find out from my friends that he asked each of us individually if we wanted to grab dinner >everybody else said yes >find out he got a big inheritance and gave each of them around $1000 >his "best friend" he bought a new phone and gave him $4000 for tuition guys i f----- up bad. 1000 dollars would unironically change my life right now

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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