![Anonymous 2016-07-16 17:41:04 Post No. 29990621 [Report] Image search: [Google] >Sister convinces me to finally get out of my shell >Sister is fairly attractive >Annoying, bubbly personality >"Anon, just go to the beach with the family and I, you look like you need a tan anyway lol" >Decide I need to finally confront my robot personality and just do it. >Go to the beach with my sister. >Think we can get some bonding time to just hang out 79 KB, 700x700 >Parents having a good time sitting by the beach >Walking with my sister, and a bunch of guys are leering at her. >They start walking over to me and her >Completely ignoring me >Obviously flirting with her >She starts talking to them. >"Sis, I thought we were gonna hang out w--" >"Anon I'm just gonna hang out with these guys for a little bit I promise I'll be back." >She literally partied with them for 3 hours and left me in the dust to just sit and watch the waves go by. I'm back home now. I just wanted to have a good time with my family and here I am, sobbing in my room like a f------ loser. Why is life so f------ s---](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/699/327/6d9.png "Anon goes to the beach | /r/Greentext")
Anon goes to the beach | /r/Greentext
Uploaded by Reddit Moments Nov 12, 2023 at 06:22PM EST
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext
Origin Entry: Greentext Stories
File type: png
Resolution: (1080px x 1842px)
File size: 591 KB
![Anonymous (ID: T/jP8Z9x) | reddit 383 KB PNG 11/12/23(Sun)06:08:22 >get banned on reddit for 7 days >reddit links the comment i got banned for >click on link >[removed by reddit] W-- even is this site???! How can a social network with No.19068539 430.000.000 users have such fundamental flaws. I could have been banned for hatecrimes, i wont know and in conclusion, i will probably do it again. I f------ hate reddit.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/699/148/61c.png "Unredditable | /r/Greentext")
![: Anonymous TIS 11/12/23(Sun)01:45:13 No.191978881 BL TO shane-gillis[1].jpg 585 KB JPG >"So, black people..." >audience gasps >the room falls completely silent >you could hear a pin drop as the audience waits with bated breath >Shane lets out a short chuckle, hinting at what's currently brewing in his psyche >He looks down at the floor as he rotates the mic-stand around, building up the momentum needed for what he's about to say >He gives a quick shake of his head - is he really going to go through with this? >Shane looks up, a playful smirk spread across his lips >"... have big d----" >the audience erupts into a roar of raucous laughter >a storm of cheers and applause is quick to follow >above the sea of hoots and whistles a middle-aged white woman can be heard yelling from the back of the audience: "THAAAAAAT'S RIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!" >her callout only serves to re-double the seemingly unending laughter and applause >Shane is left basking in the glory of his perfectly executed joke, absorbing the adoration of the crowd until ultimately his time on stage comes to an end for the night](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/699/114/777.jpg "Anon is not a fan of Shane Gillis | /r/Greentext")
