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GANON ZELDA Zelda movie trailer prediction >Nintendo and Sony presents: >How you like me now by the heavy starts playing >Giant grass field with camera panning over >Deep voice Narration: in the magical world of Hyrule, somethings gone wrong >Link who's played by Michael Cera wakes up and yawns for 10 seconds 116 KB JPG >The forest people are urged to have a meeting and a knight from Hyrule castle says "our princess Zelda has been kidnapped, we need a warrior from each tribe worthy to save her" >The trial is pulling a sword from a stone >Link who's still half asleep pulls it out breaking part of the sword and says "uh oh" >Training sequence where Link, a Goron who's played by Dwayne Johnson and a Zora played by Thomas Brodie Sangster have to run through an ancient fire temple solving puzzles >Cuts to a scene of a room filled with jars, Link says "I gotta smash em" as it cuts to the Goron and Zora looking at each other in silence while you hear shattering of pots >Cuts to Zelda who's played by Saoirse Ronan as she's kicking Ganondorfs (Jim Carrey) ass, and she gets caged by one of his minions played by Keegan Michael Key >Multiple different cuts with Link, the Goron and Zora as they cross the land of Hyrule >Cuts to them in a cave and Link swings his sword at an enemy making a loud "HYAAH" sound >Zora says "get on link" and let's Link ride him across lake hylia like he's David hasselhoff in the SpongeBob movie >Goron eats a rock and let's out a giant fart before the screen cuts to "2025" >Trailer ends with Link saying "why's my hand glowing? Why's my hand glowing??"

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