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File: thumb_<g-smoking-pepe-con(...).png (13 KB, 200x164) D ☐ Anonymous 11/06/23(Mon)14:11:14 No.75319086 ▶ >hired my first escort >feel unsure about what I am doing, too chicken to back out now >having sex and masturbating are two different things so felt unprepared >didnt want aids either even though I had a condom >got a hotel room because didnt want to be robbed >oh s--- >again too panicked to get it >played it cool >"just sit on that counter over there like a statue and position yourself as if you are authentic" >her face is confused for a while >asks why "ive been requested so many messed up things but this one took my off guard despite it not being scat" >reply with "theories dont leave me disappointed unlike the result, im more attracted if the statue was living and that it being any other material is not the same, youre now every womans hero and savior." >she did it hesitantly >went on my phone for the whole time while she sat there >realized I didnt carry cash on me beause dumb >too panicked to think to go to the atm >"I need to go out for a quick smoke" >completely went home and ditched her I wish I was a quick thinker....

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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