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1687.png (273 KB, 600x583) google yandex iqdb wait >go to school >walk up to her >stutter an introduction My mom is a hero Anonymous 11/05/23(Sun)11:18:41 No.75310830 >be me, 12 years ago >HS junior, don't really know anyone in my school despite being in my 4th year there >"in love" with a girl >read a bunch of pop evopsych slop on 4chan about how romantic attraction is an extension of the love for the prole >have an idea >I'll induce a trigger on her motherly instincts by emulating the smell of a baby >put genuine effort into researching what makes a baby smell like a baby >buy a bunch of garbage in order to make it work >mix it all into one cursed sticky substance >the terrible part comes next >I figure that only that would not be enough because having only the "good" part wasn't realistic >retardedly decide to buy an adult diaper, then piss and s--- on it just little bit >I reasoned that the smell of the urine and feces would not be strong enough to be detectable but would give the depth the odor needed in order to hit the exact notes of a baby smell perfectly >rub the solution on my body >she answers me with 5 words >"anon you smell like S---" >get unreasonably angry >start getting red and tearing up >walk out of the classroom with very. purposefully. loud. steps. >a classmate asks me what's going on >I slap him >his friends are strong while I'm a fatass, so immediately immobilize me >some minor chaos ensues >we're quickly sent off to the principal's office >they comment on my smell >I get suspended >pretty sure one of them saw my diaper >go home, load my mom's gun with every intention of going back >second guess myself >ask my mom if I can go to another school because I'm "getting bullied" >she agrees immediately without question >tfw my mom saved about 50 kids' lives and I'm a pathetic NEET who shat a diaper to impress a girl Anonymous 11/05/23(Sun)11:23:41 No.75310872 ✓ Change your name, your sex and apply melanotan until no one ever ever suspects you are the same person who shat a diaper to impress a girl ever again.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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