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☐ Anonymous (ID: U4fE0Gui) 11/02/23(Thu)23:03:10 No.447328865 >>447329108 >>447329310 >>447329421 >>447329707 >>447330373 >>447330722 >>447332836 >>447334745 >>447334902 >>447339701 >>447339856 File: 9052.jpg (80 KB, 450x600) >>447312370 (OP) I know most people are posting b------- in these threads but I'll post something legit for a change >Worked construction in the 90s >Company I was working for was hired to build an underground parking lot under Acropolis >Under Acropolis there are multiple tunnels and small rooms that have been there since Ancient times and were used extensively during WW2 to hide children and women >As we keep progressing we find an unmapped path >we follow it for like 10 minutes >No idea where exactly we are in relation to above ground now but we weren't that far from Parthenon itself according to the maps >find an opening in one of the paths and go through >find new path >we walk about 5 or 6 minutes >Find huge room >full of Ancient Greek statues in pristine condition, completely undamaged >Room is connected to another path >follow path further in >There is an entrance to something but is sealed and the way it's sealed is sloppy with tons of rocks of various sizes >We leave it untouched >We report this >Archeologists arrive >Head archeologist says the craftmanship greatly resembles Phidias' and that this is one the biggest archeological finds ever >Construction stops for a while >We restart about 3 weeks later >Path has been completely blocked off and made to look like a normal brick wall >Construction of underground parking lot is canceled 1 week later >Never heard of the statues again, nothing was ever announced to the public, nobody even knows we found a path and a room full of goddamn national treasures To this day I still wonder what the scum ruling this country did with those statues. We're talking over 50 of them at the very least, of various sizes and all of them in immaculate condition.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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