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: Anonymous 458 KB PNG 10/24/23(Tue)10:13:16 No.30020654 What kind of life would I provide my child? Should I even become a (single) parent? >average earning job >come from trashy family I don't talk to >was sexually molested and assaulted by my own family, so I ended up in foster home >no family to help me out or be family to my baby >no holiday visits or looking forward to meeting adoring grandparents, uncles and aunts, cousins to play with >no friends because I kept moving from school to school, town to town >poor social skills >past as a prostitute while in poverty >probably ugly, no romantic prospect so low chance of finding a man to help me or be step dad to baby Am I just passing on my problems to my kid?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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>be me, work at pizza place >sometimes a little girl will come in and pick up a pizza by herself every week or so >female staff love her and know her by name >i always thought she lived across the street or something >today she came in soaked from head to toe >find out she lives a mile away >mfw this little loli walked a mile in the rain to pick up a pizza

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Anon is a virgin | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 25 KB JPG 05/26/21 (Wed)14:31:24 No.63850296 >message a female friend who i get along with >tell her I'm still a virgin and that I think it would help me a lot and give me more confidence if I could lose it with her >no reply >she stops talking to me >meet irl due to common friends and she pretends I'm not there

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Anon doesn't believe in steering wheel | /r/Greentext

Phineas Gage shown after the accident involving the iron rod. The image on the left shows where this rod went through his skull. >Proves the soul doesn't exist before you Nothing personnel, kid. 3d (10/5 9:24). 15697955 1 Reply >>15697906 (OP) it doesn't 3d (10/5 9:28) 15697964 6 Replies >>15697906 (OP) >rip out the steering axle on your car >crash into a ditch >conclude cars are not driven by humans

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Anon doesn't like group work | /r/Greentext

things you didn't like from school Anonymous 10/24/23(Tue)15:14:59 No.75177049 >"okay class get into pairs" >class has odd number of students

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Anon orders pizza. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 446 KB JPG 10/24/23(Tue)16:20:19 No.75177767 >pizza man accidentally said he loves me >corrects himself and drives away i uh... i 10/24/23(Tue)16:32:00 No.75177916 Anonymous >>75177767 (OP) It's great how tolerant pizza places are of homosexuality these days.

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News: 4chan is a threat to society; 4chan: | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/24/23(Tue)15:10:01 No.75176996 [2] [Reply] I just s--- my pants ironically Anonymous 10/24/23(Tue)15:21:34 No.75177124 >>75176996 (OP) No wonders why you don't get any fembots Anonymous 10/24/23(Tue)15:21:37 No.75177126 Well next time do it unironically.

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Anon couldn't prevent. | /r/Greentext

10/24/23(Tue)11:02:05 No.75174802 A few days ago there was some 4channer who kept posting about how they were going to commit a school shooting. It seemed serious to me, so I tried to report it to their country's police, but I couldn't find any contact form. I was going to try to talk them out of it, but I instead decided to report it to 4chan as illegal content. As soon as I did they stopped posting and presumably were banned. I for some reason stupidly thought maybe 4chan would report it to their country's police. Anonymous 76 KB PNG One day later, they committed the school shooting and killed some of their schoolmates. The shooting happened yesterday. I know a lot of people here are edgy teens who like people dying, but whatever. And yes I am redditspacing. Tell me to go back. I don't care. I feel like if I had found some way to report it to the police, but didn't report it on 4chan, they wouldn't have known anything was going to happen and maybe the police could've stopped it in time. The 4chan ban may've also made them feel like they would be arrested soon, in which case reporting it may've actually caused it to happen, or at least happen then.

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Happy birthday Anon. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous SONONONG 07/09/21(Fri)19:36:55 No.64507277 Doritos 8 20210709_210433.jpg 1.82 MB JPG 21st Birthday >Was going to kill myself today >Parents get me this cake for my birthday >Going to kill myself tomorrow

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Anon's antisemitism | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 348 KB PNG : Anonymous F--- em 10/24/23(Tue) 14:27:22 No.908212830 >thing happens >i blame the jews >thing doesnt happen >i blame the jews why do the jews make me do this? 10/24/23(Tue) 14:30:18 No.908212962

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"Real chess players know that just because you lost a Queen doesn't mean you give up on a King

crazy-brazilian Follow Anonymous * 103 KB JPG 06/02/22(Thu)22:38:37 No.879367533 >be me, playing World of Warcraft >because of reasons that would be a longer story than this one, end up regularly with three german guys >they're all fluent in english, only switching back to german to briefly discuss how to say something in english so I can understand, too >one guy is my age, one is in his 40s or 50s, and the last one is 15 >from the way they talk, I realise that the kid and the 40-year-old know each other irl >at first I assume it's father and son, but apparently the kid is this guy's daughter's boyfriend >we play together, finish quests, a year goes by >become legit friends, I start learning german on duolingo to understand at least the basics >the kid and the other guy's daughter break up >the kid's beat up about it, I worry that we'll break apart too >I don't have friends irl, this possibility is unironically devastating >fortunately the gang stays together, we still play just the same >one day we're waiting for the 40-something to show up, he's late by like 40 minutes and he's never late >he logs in, and on the background of his mic we hear what sounds like a young woman yelling something in german before slamming a door >I ask the others what that was, the one my age answers first "Didn't catch the whole thing, something about someone not being allowed to start a collection. Was that your girl, Ulf? Sounds stormy in there." "She's good, she's good. She has a new boyfriend, that's all." "What, you don't like him?" "Ah, no, no. Seems like a good boy and all. I just asked her if he plays Warcraft." its-grape-juice-i-swear Follow m----------- we broke up over a year ago why did i just find out u still play chess on messenger with my dad stop 8:05 AM 01 May 21 Twitter for iPhone 27.9K Retweets and comments 305K Likes same energy 27 Red Sonnet @Red_Sonnet 1d Replying to @Texts Auras Real chess players know that just because you lost a queen doesn't mean you give up on a king 108 2,454 29.6K

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German humor | /r/Greentext

195 KB JPG >3 vampires walk into a bar >one is from Germany, one is from Russia and the other is from England >The German vampire orders a beer with a shot of blood >The Russian vampire orders a vodka with a shot of blood as well >The English vampires orders a cup of hot water >The two others ask him: "why don't you drink any blood?" >The English vampire pulls out a used tampon and says: "It's tea time!"

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Anon has a coworker. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Stacy's Hidden Life 599 KB JPG 10/24/23(Tue)12:15:29 No.75175399 >be me >get Stacy coworker at retail job >early 20's, fine body, blonde, looks like young pic related >really nice, has a cool look, reads big books like Game of Thrones >has a chad bf who makes a lot of money but she still works to have her own income >slowly begin to realize something >other women immediately hate her >Karens and roasties go into giga cope and seethe mode the moment they see her >they act rude and try to say underhanded remarks but she obviously has the high ground >really enjoy the schadenfreude of roasties getting viciously mogged just by her standing there Meanwhile random guys are bringing her gifts and buying her lunch everyday. Sorry it had to happen like this Karens.

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