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Anonymous 10/20/23(Fri)19:38:00 No.907995672 >>907996324 >>907997045 >>907997257 >>907997835 >>907998058 >>907998413 >>907998729 >>907999216 >>907999677 >>908000202 >>908000578 >>908000629 >>908000777 >>908001009 >>908001679 >>908002051 >>908002322 >>908002509 >>908003258 >>908003371 >>908003714 >>907995620 >be me >live in hollywood (america, land of the free) >high class prostitute >have lots of celebrity clients >they are all degenerates >but they pay me enough so it's worth it >one day get a telephone call from unknown number >a female proposes me an idea >hmm interesting >put the plans into motion >meet up with regular rich celebrity dude >he f---- me in my big ass >pulls out and shoves it down my throat >screams out his movie catch phrase as he c--- >my hole dries up as the words leave his lips >he pays me >leaves >send a text to female >me start coughing up and regurgitating his semen from my throat >spit it out into a bowl >she comes to the room >h-------- her face is even worse than the pic she sent me >trade her the bowl for cash >she leaves >fast forward 9 months >ugly baby arrives >ugly mother goes to court for dna test with the rich celeb >she ends up winning child support >rich guy threatens to sue me >me laugh >point out he'd have to admit he had a--- sex with a male prostitute >he backs off >word gets around about what happens >some clients start using condoms to catch all the j--- eh i got distracted typing this, got horny and fapped.. soo.. you guys know the rest, hot sauce bling he used to call me on the telephone etc peace out f------

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

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Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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