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File: gamerwojakdepression.jpg (264 KB, 1198x1061) Anonymous 10/19/23(Thu)18:40:58 No.654705769 ► >be corporation masquerading as a game company >obtain the rights to one of the most beloved games of all time >immediately add s----- micro-transactions >ffw a couple years >nothing really bad happens for a while just a huge update here and there >decide that we need a little controversy >MidrollJumpscare.mp4 >it's an ad for a tactical shooter >update EULA to 1984 proportions so nobody can criticize your terrible business decisions or have any freedom to use this game recreationally >all the genuine love, care, and effort put into one of the most beloved video games of all time, ruined by corporate greed and pointless scarcity be Minecraft be owned by Microsoft >be beloved game company >realize that the series you've been making for over 20 years will sell well even if the game itself isn't all that great >decide to test this theory since you believe the console the game will release on would probably flop anyway >game drops and 6 million people buy it in the first week >try this again with a 25th anniversary remake >game releases and the exact same thing happens >stop putting as much effort into it to get games out fast >drop a new game and sells like f------ hotcakes as expected >people realize the game is basically an unfinished rushed mess >continue to fix what should've been a completed product for over a year be Game Freak >be me >watching Youtube >looks very similar to another realistic tactical shooter that released about a year ago that severely underperformed >Realization.jpg >"f--- me they made another one" I don't even need to tell you who this is you already know I don't understand why we keep falling for the same lie. why do we keep giving these AAA companies money as if they'll ever care to deliver us a genuinely new and interesting product instead of a heavily sanitized, monetized, and brand safe game that they're really only making for the sake of money?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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