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Dm: You have dressed for dinner, and are now at the head table of the dwarven lord. What do you do until the first course arrives? Bard: I regale those around me with a tale of our heroism and chivalry. DM: roll me a performance check. Bard: Rock Hard in the paint with a 28! DM: every dwarven maiden within earshot is enthralled by you.

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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