"From where you're kneeling this must seem like an 18 karat run of bad luck. Truth is, the game was rigged from the start." | /r/dndmemes | Dungeons and Dragons | Know Your Meme

HAVE A NORMAL 'SAVE THE KINGDOM, DEFEAT THE BIG BAD'STORYLINE INSTEAD, MAKE THE BBEG A FORMER HIRELING WHO STOLE THE MCGUFFIN AND ALL OF THE PARTY'S TREASURE HAVE THEM CONFRONT THE HIRELING WHO IS REVEALED TO BE A BBEG AND KILL THE PARTY HAVE THE PARTY RESURRECTED BY A FACTION AGAINST THE NEW RULER AND HAVE A SAVE THE KINGDOM DEFEAT THE BIG BAD STORYLINE EXCEPT NOW IT'S PERSONAL.

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When two druids team up:

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It has been raised and conditioned by the party. | /r/dndmemes

WHEN YOU HAVE A HABIT OF GIVING UNUSUAL PETS TO YOUR PARTY: GREEK HYDRA MARKAL 2019 FALSE HYDRA To per Albts d מתי הן עעען מנדי HYDRA OBSESSED WITH SQUEAKY TOYS

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Something, Something... | /r/dndmemes

odeacon 7:24 AM When the players do more prep between sessions then the dm does Creation bard readied his action to create a Iron Maiden behind the BBEG as soon as he's---- with warlocks repelling blast Wizard casts arcane lock Cleric puts his spiritual weapon in there with him Druid casts heat metal imgflip.com WF

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#672... | /r/dndmemes

DMing Idea #672: When a player Nat 1s an intelligence or wisdom check, have them make up some wildly inaccurate information. (Pictured: a Bard Nat 1ing a Nature check) if you ever seen he's getting an octopus sitting ready to do the on one tentacle stranger

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This is how you meet me Campaign 1, Episode 1... or on any random Tuesday IRL... | /r/dndmemes

DM: You've finally docked your skiff and go to the seaside shanty tavern, what are you doing? Me: Ravin' about sirens, merfolk, bad omens and the like.

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What's your best injunction order? | /r/dndmemes

BARRED FROM ENTRY The following EX-customers are UNWELCOME. Do not let them in, even should they beg. ESPECIALLY should they beg. Martin Doughty-human? - chug-and-run Adam Smythe - lascivious behaviour, also known as The Pickle Incident' Gerringothe Thorm - SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE DID Kavin Ort - tall dwarf- exceedingly boring Syrah Bee - short half-elf- vomited on the waiter (purposefully) Unknown elf - pale skin, snide mouth - referring to master distiller as 'the porcine publican' Rochelle Kwark - halfling - groin-punching Yon Von Don (suspected alias) - grotesquely tall human - underpants on head THEY GAVE ME A RESTRAINING ORDER!

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I know it's not strictly dnd related but it sure is a funny mash up of 2 of my favs that I rely on for my dnd needs... | /r/dndmemes

Who are you? I am Aragorn, King of Gondor I didn't vote for you. I was given Andúril by Elrond, Lord of Rivendell Listen, strange elf lords distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Shut up! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

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Classic... | /r/dndmemes

COLUMBO: Well, look at all those books. My wife, she loves all this indie roleplaying stuff, got a whole group together for it. Me, I'm still stuck playing first edition Traveller. ME: Perhaps you should try branching out, lieutenant. COLUMBO: That's what she's always telling me, but I tell ya, I tried to read Blades in the Dark and... [Columbo makes a gesture of confusion] ME: I'm sure you can figure it out, lieutenant. Now, if you'll excuse me... COLUMBO: Of course, sir, of course. [Goes to leave] ...oh, just one more thing. [Gestures to the D20 I used in the murder] COLUMBO: I was under the impression Powered by the Apocalypse only used 2d6?

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Delicious. | /r/dndmemes

DM: Okay, Russ, what broken ass build do you have for me this time? Russ: Naw, playing it easy this time. Going with a Tiefling fighter. He has extra skill with polearms because he was a harpooner on a whaling ship. DM: Alright, that's reasonab- what's his name? Russ: ...Vlad the Imp Whaler... DM:

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My Charisma is off the charts. Like these right here. | /r/dndmemes

Me playing a Paladin with high charisma but my social awkwardness still managing to find a way to shine through. In other words, Forge is a real son of a bitch. 0000000 So you blame his mother for his corruption.

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We'll see about that | /r/dndmemes

TheScowl117 8:52 AM THERAPIST IT'S OKAY, ELLIS-TRAEE DOESN'T EXIST. IT CAN'T HURT YOU. ELLIS-TRAEE: gflip.com DEVER TELL YA BOUT THE TIME MY BUDDY KEITH AND L...?

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The single most ignored lore in D&D, and for a good reason | /r/dndmemes

WOTC: "This is a dragonborn. They're essentially humanoids with Draconic features, though keep in mind that they don't have a tail like actual dragons do." Literally every Dragonborn player: how bout i do anyway?

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The Wisest Cleric | /r/dndmemes

IT'S A DC14 WISDOM SAVE TO OPEN THE BOOK. I'M A CLERIC, WISDOM IS TOTALLY MY THING. YOUR CLERIC WISDOM TELLS YOU THAT IF YOU FAIL A SECOND TIME, YOU MIGHT DIE... FAIL EZ EL Tim FIFTEEN MINUTES OF CURSED SLEEP THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK.COM IN THAT CASE, I... MA fo Book OF SPELLS L @THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK

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