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: Anonymous ArmA 3 Procedural Mod ARMA 70 KB JPG 09/28/23(Thu)13:55:42 No.90679155 >be me, september last year, 21 years old. >coming back home from college one weekend for independence day and a constitutional vote >I've been messing around with a random arma 3 mod that lets you survive on any map by placing a character and clicking play by f------ around on the editor for a bit. >dad has a job near the capital so he has to commute twice per month, he's coming back home this evening because of festivities and the referendum constitutional vote 2 days later. >mom knocks on door telling me to get ready to open the gate for dad in a bit >whatevs >30 mins pass >mom is worried dad isn't back yet, I don't pay much attention to it since he often delays due to traffic or whatever >Setting up a sniper spot in central kavala looking down a major road, adding chairs, tables, props, making it look used, worn, as a chuckle sammy episode plays in the background >mom barges in, tells me there's a couple parked outside, and that they're saying my dad's been in an accident. >leave the room, talk to them, find out he's the only person involved >drive my mom to the hospital, he's not there yet >we wait at the back for an ambulance to arrive, my nurse sister arrives, she's in shock, it's nightime >we wait for an hour until a cop arrives, he formally notifies us, shows me a picture of the car. >a guardral had gone through the back of the car, and penetrated it, coming out the seam of the front right door >lots of blood on the airbags >2 hours pass but they feel like 6 >ambulances after ambulances keep arriving but dad is nowhere to be found, there's another family at the back of the hospital, they enter behind someone being brough in on a stretcher >9pm and dad finally arrives >the ambulance's doors open, he's brought in, his arms are moving, seems to be semi conscious. >mom calls out to him >think to myself he'll be fine and telling us what happened the next day, i feel p----- since he promised not to drive after his first big accident 2 years before i was born. 1/2 : Anonymous 09/28/23(Thu)13:56:31 No.906791570 >3 days later he dies from a multisystemic failure caused by a brain hemorrhage, facilitated by a lung contussion that didn't let him be airlifted to the regional hospital, the one with brain surgeons and the equipment they need to treat him. >come back home, ArmA is still running, my character hasn't died, there's hundreds of dead NPCs around the house due to faction infighting and the respawn script i put together, game is running at 4fps, my computer is overheating. >shut it off >break down. >switch my vote on his behalf >spend the next week obsessing on beamng as a coping mechanism >1 year later >be me, 22 years old. >the constitution still hasn't changed >barely play beamng anymore >still slowly healing >still play arma >still in college >still miss you dad 2/2 >>906791604 # >>906791649 # >>906791733 # 09/28/23(Thu)13:56:49 No.906791582 : Anonymous >>906791550 (OP) # Not sure who f------ asked for this wall off s--- f-----, now go kill yourgolf fat n-----

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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