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31m (9/26 17:33) · 74865974 · 3 Re · 1 Img JPG 497KB (850 × 1199) 5cbfc1727087d3332496bebfba4e8ab291a78cea.jpg 3 Replies 204) Than >tfw attracted to older women >they're only attracted to status and money i hate this gay world ●●●

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Perhaps quitting porn will cure that anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ?? 09/26/23(Tue)00:06:20 No.74856678 1659228185590939.jpg 154 KB JPG >straight >caught feelings for a guy can any other straight bros relate?

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Anon comes up with a strategy. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Perfect dating strat 09/26/23(Tue)08:35:27 No.74866190 8 KB JPG >learn how to pickpocket >steal a girl's wallet the way she doesn't notice >give it back to her >she now thinks you are a good guy >you can start a conversation easly from this point even with social anxiety I am gonna try it tommorow at the train station, you guys should try it too it's superior to any pickup lines or other b-------

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Anon is a minimum wage worker | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be me >20 years old >work at a restaurant >couple walks in >they sit at a table in the corner >they start making out and cuddling >have to see them every time I walk by that corner >both look to be pretty young, like early to mid 20s >mfw I see these people in an intimate relationship meanwhile I'm just a minimum wage restaurant employee 211 KB JPG : Anonymous 09/26/23(Tue)13:43:36 No.906687367 27 KB JPG 09/26/23(Tue) 13:58:49 No.906687704 >>906687367 (OP) # She'll be fat in five years and he'll be supporting both her and a kid, having had to abandon all his goals & aspirations as he works an even s------- job than yours to do it.

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Anon gives a murderous stare | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I got sexually assaulted 75 KB JPG 09/26/23(Tue)00:51:07 No.29830621 >lectures out early >found a seat on the bus >some middle aged/old guy sat next to me when there were open seats elsewhere >he kept pushing me into the wall as if he needed more space even though I don't take up much space >bus practically empty around mid point >he suddenly lunged with his right hand and f------ squeezes my d--- >I let my bag fall into my lap and just latch to his arm and sort of threw it away >gave him a murderous stare and got up to go to the back of the bus >right now at home and feel like offing myself because of what happened >my balls still hurt and I feel like I might throw up What a way to ruin a new week. Can any of you guys cheer me up? I'm going to take a nap but I'll be back (hopefully). Never in my life did I thought I was going to get molested as a 21 year old male

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polanon is a polprincess | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 3.95 MB GIF 09/25/23(Mon)15:16:59 No.32916596 as a proud /pol/tard i can finally announce after a bit over a year on hrt i have become some guys very own princess puppygirl and we will be marrying soon so i can get a greencard life is finally looking great for once

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Virtual Pariah | /r/Greentext

1h (9/25 16:58) 74854397 2 Re - 0 Img JPG 217KB (828 × 787) 420DEBOD-3C9A-4088-B37C-EE8904BCA6E9.jpg 2 Replies lol you americans don't know european countries name the US states then >browsing le small d--- problem subreddit >guy comments about his extremely awful genetics (I would not even wish that on Mr. Lanza) : >tell him I am sorry that he is unlovable and will never be happy naturally but that is okay because he can always use heroin to cope or even suicide because he deserves dopamine as well as not suffering >permanently banned from the sub why are they such retards? no being self aware I guess lol. just supposed to pretend they are not extremely miserable suffering individuals who dont have a 100% chance to end up committing suicide if they dont die young by other causes I hate women and I thank god everyday for making me not attracted to those sociopaths.

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Virtual Wonderland or Wasteland? | /r/Greentext

2h (9/25 22:14) · 74856992 - 18 Re - 3 Img PNG 99KB (224 × 225) for free.png 4 Replies >early 2010's >not 4chans heyday overall but maybe the heyday of blue threads >tons of informative material about obscure and interesting pieces of any niche >not a stretch to say THE source for information and discovery on their respective hobbies >mid/late 2010's >chans get mentioned a bunch in mainstream news >muh edgy children flock to the funny swears site : >anybody with half a brain leaves >quality of discussion plummets across the entire site What the f--- are we still doing here?

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Anon is fucked | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/26/23(Tue)11:12:32 No.74864609 Directed by ROBERT B. WEIDE 7C9FD509-5028-4040-8DCD-ED77B1F52F58.jpg 5 KB JPG >find kinky dommy "mommy" on omegle >get her snap >horny.docx >finish >realize I'm using my main account how f----- am I bros

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Not Quite Normal | /r/Greentext

3h (9/26 5:34) 74860900 17 Re - 0 Img GIF 63KB (498 x 437) IMG_2490.gif 5 Replies >in pub with pity friends from uni, they are gossiping and i am making very occasional noises >conversation turns to someone we know >"oh she's such a slut, she brings home a new guy every night, she'll do it with anyone" >the thought "not anyone, she bloody wouldn't do it with me, i don't count" runs involuntarily thru my head : >nausea, muscle tension, lump in throat indicative of involuntary wave of despair and shame involuntarily washing over me. hello old friend >everyone starts looking at me for some reason >"....not you mate." general laughter ensues i didnt even say anything. why do normies have psychic powers when u r at your most vulnerable

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anon has intrusive thoughts | /r/Greentext

File: Screenshot 2023-09-23 1.3(...).png (12 KB, 85x87) help Anonymous 09/25/23(Mon)11:18:05 No.74856262 >be me >normal guy >no mental issues >have shot plenty of firearms before without issue and own a 1911 myself >but for some reason whenever i walk past a cop i get the urge to grab their gun >ive never done it by the way or tried either >the thoughts usually last less than a second but i notice them anyway >what the f--- is wrong with me robots

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Shower companies HATE this one simple trick | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 63 KB JPG 08/22/23(Tue) 10:57:26 No.74475237 drop your retarded childhood stories: >be me, age 12 >hate showering more than anything >it feels gross and i hate getting wet >my mom starts telling me that if i don't shower every day then i can't eat dinner >i want my dindin so i come up with a genius plan >let the shower run for 10-15 minutes while i sit in the bathroom >quickly wet my hair with sink >mom buys it, i get dindin >after a month she gets suspicious >realize i have to step up my game >now i run the shower and rub my arms/neck with hand soap >also run my hair under the shower so it's dripping wet and not just moist >she asks why i haven't asked her to buy shampoo yet >come up with final version of my genius plan >i'll stand next to the shower, let the water run, rub soap on my whole body and also use shampoo on my hair so it smells like shampoo >then i'll rinse off in the sink >all while the shower runs i did this for four years until i realized i was just showering on hard mode

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anon has a villain origin moment | /r/Greentext

#1, No. 189800774 9/12/23 11:34:32 AM 1683445394277511 PNG 716x574 98.8 kB >movie is insultingly bad >get up to walk out of cinema in protest >it's too dark to see the steps >trip over and fall down several steps near the front of the screen where everyone can see >audience starts laughing at me >movie cuts to a guy going red faced laughing, pointing perfectly in my direction >scramble out of room as fast as I can >run down the corridor holding back tears why do people risk watching s--- movies at a movie screen? at least at home you can turn it off

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