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The party How would anyone even know it was me 2922 OUR PERFECTLY PLANNED CRIME 2022 DM SPEAK WITH DEAD The party Ok fine turns out there are many ways to know it was me

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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"He was a good ol' boy.." | /r/dndmemes

THE PARTY:WHOOPS, TURNED OUT HE WAS INNOCENT LOL *At trial* Oh s--- they have a witness Oh it's just a dog The judge casts speak with animals Panik Kalm Panik

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We called him little Edward Backhands! | /r/dndmemes

Players: *Arrive to see the Wizard over a singed corpse of a commoner* Wizard: I can explain. The Paladin: Oh this better be good. Wizard: His hands were backwards! Grieving mother: He had a deformity! Local Magistrate: Cool motive still murder.

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Rogue-ing | /r/dndmemes

AND THEN, BECAUSE I WANT TO SNEAK ATTACK NEXT TURN, I HIDE. 2 to твои эро +3 +2 +1 mboy -MON UH ... LIKE A CHAMELEON. +3 +2 -Mon WHERE? HOW? 로 THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK.COM 7 3 세 f D @THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK

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Some of you can hear this picture | /r/dndmemes

35 GH!!! GENTLEMEN, BEHOLDER!!! ******

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...and they were never heard from again. | /r/dndmemes

Medieval peasants worked only about 150 days in a year. The Church believed it was important to keep them happy with frequent, mandatory holidays. You have less holidays than a Medieval peasant F--- these lazy peasants... let's go take this quick job and kill this a------ Tucker's kobolds... 2 hours and 3 years worth of gold!

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Well... new campaign, new DM, new group... here we go again with my same PC. Hope it works out this time. :) | /r/dndmemes

COPYRIGHT JONATHAN FOUNTAIN 2023 INSTAGRAM FARSTRIDE7 FACEBOOK JONATHANFDIDANART DUNGEONS & DRAGONS Matthew of Foley, CHARACTER NAME STRENGTH 17 DEXTERITY 8 CONSTITUTION 18 INTELLIGENCE WISDOM 8 CHARISMA -2 +2 OTHER PE INSPIRATION PROFICIENCY BONUS Strength Dexterity Constitution Intelligence Wisdom Charisma SAVING THROWS Acrobatics (De) Animal Handling (Wis) Arcana (In Athletics (St) Deception (Cha) History in Insight (W) Intimidation (Cha Investigation (1) Medicine (W) Nature Perception i Performan Persuas Religi Sleigh Stealt Surviv SKIL PASSIVE WISDOM (PERCEPTIC 16 ARMOR CLASS Barbarian CLASS & LEVEL Homan RACE Hit Point Masimum 16 -Z INITIATIVE CURRENT HIT POINTS TEMPORARY HIT POINTS Total Id 12 HIT DICE SUCCESSES FABL cara VAN specialist Chris F PLAYER NAME 700 EXPERIENCE POINTS BACKGROUND Chaotic/Good ALIGNMENT ZS SPEED Disheveled, clumsy, lond, obnoxious, insulting PERSONALITY TRAITS Not living in the carava down by the river IDEALS His Caravan (down by th river) BONDS

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Please... | /r/dndmemes

odeacon 7:44 AM Can you post this SEP 23 PLAYER:SO YOUR SAYING THE INTELLECT DEVOURER IS PILOTING THIS GUY DM:YES PLAYER: LIKE A VEHICLE? DM : EXACTLY PLAYER: GREAT. I HAVE PROFICIENCY IN LAND VEHICLES SO I'M GONNA Shut the f--- up Please shut the f--- up

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How to win over and influence NPCs... | /r/dndmemes

Druid: My name is Erik with a k. NPC: *writes name down* And your last name? the Some body Hell is Jaso N this wrotez Druid: With a k. NPC: No I got that: Erik. What's your last name? Druid: My last name is with a k. NPC: Wait...is your name Erik Erik? Druid: My last name is With a K. NPC: Okay wait a minute, so to clarify - Druid: My last name is literally the phrase *air quotes* "Withakay." It is all one word. NPC: *finishes writing* So review the document to make sure I got this right. Druid: *looks* No I spell Eric with a C NPC:

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It's actually really useful to get names and super quick generic details for inspiration. Fairly underused for the purpose, too I think. | /r/dndmemes

WHEN YOUR PLAYERS ASK FOR A RANDOM NPCS NAME YOU DIDN'T PLAN FOR CHAT GPT

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"Maybe YOU'RE suspicious. Do you even belong down here?" - The chest, probably. | /r/dndmemes

DM: There's a chest in the middle of this circular, empty room. Players: No way that's not a trap. The players and the chest:

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Yeah I'm not a big fan of useless combats yaknow. It takes so much time.. (Yes, I know other systems are better for non combat games. Spare me the speech.) | /r/dndmemes

WHEN IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE YOU'VE HAD A COMBAT 5 EXTREMELY OPTIMIZED CONQUEST PALADIN * O 14 I LOVE COMBAT, I LOVE CRUNCHING NUMBERS AND BREAKING SKULLS

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Aaaaaaaand that's where we'll call the session, see you next week guys. | /r/dndmemes

LOCAL MAYOR how do I know I can trust your party with this sensitive task? Here is an inventory of everything the rogue stole from your manor LAWFUL 'GOOD' PALADIN

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