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Druid: My name is Erik with a k. NPC: *writes name down* And your last name? the Some body Hell is Jaso N this wrotez Druid: With a k. NPC: No I got that: Erik. What's your last name? Druid: My last name is with a k. NPC: Wait...is your name Erik Erik? Druid: My last name is With a K. NPC: Okay wait a minute, so to clarify - Druid: My last name is literally the phrase *air quotes* "Withakay." It is all one word. NPC: *finishes writing* So review the document to make sure I got this right. Druid: *looks* No I spell Eric with a C NPC:

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When two druids team up:

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Aaaaaaaand that's where we'll call the session, see you next week guys. | /r/dndmemes

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