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12m (9/15 14:25) - 906104363 5 Re. 1 Img JPG 55KB. (1100 × 619) what.jpg ●●● : Moralfagging >A 20 year old dude dates a 17 year old girl > They're into each other > Gets found out > Ends up in jail > Suddenly he's a monster, he's worse than people who murdered some child's mom or dad and ended up in the same prison > There are 40 year old men f------ 18 year old girls on a daily basis at the same time and normalfags don't give a s--- Why are normies so mentally retarded?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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1h (9/14 18:50) · 74734584 5 Re - 3 Img WEBM 1MB (720 × 404) 1665098331500327.webm : >another day where i havent transformed into a thicc jav w---- who makes all the men i walk past want to m----- and r--- me its so over..

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Anonymous 09/07/23(Thu)23:37:16 No.906083611 File: pepepe.png (40 KB, 173x119) >be me >Have crush on friend >She tells me about a collage friend, she been spending a lot of time with him. >panic.png >Get to meet the guy >Hes a solid 9/10, 6'3 and comes off as really smart. >Panic.png >talk to the guy hes really chill, nice person >We get drunk in a pub, and he opens up about being insecure about the way he looks. >Evil plan starts to formulate >Tell him ways he can improve, say hes not that much of a lost cause. >tell him one day he can be attractive >he thanks me for the advice >He then asks if i think my crush is into him. >I say, that she is just nice to everyone, and not to come off as a creep. >He then leaves, going home a little disappointed. >My crush asks where he has gone, tell her he went home with another girl. >She cries into my arms, saying how she planned this out and how she was too late. >I say, well still here, if you wanted to. >she stops crying, and puts on a disgusted face. >Anon, im sorry but i dont see you in that way, she then runs off home. Why are woman this way?

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: Anonymous 09/14/23(Thu)09:22:15 >Married to childhood friend for 6 happy years >Wife wants to read her old diary from about 3rd grade with me >Sounds kinda dumb but if she's happy then fine 232 KB JPG No.74732416 >Mostly stupid kids stuff with random words like HATE in big writing >Eventually we get to the part where she meets me >According to the diary she only wanted to be friends because her logic was that nerds become rich and she wanted to marry me to get rich >Remember how she was always trying to get me to learn and get into college pretty much entire childhood >This led me to actually get a good job as software engineer >I lead a good life because my wife was a sociopathic gold digging 8 year old

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Boomers are flocking onto anon's job | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous boomers are ruining my life 09/10/23(Sun)12:25:29 No.74687140 ENOU >be me 13 KB JPG >get hired on in skilled trade job >good pay for the area, it's decent >constantly get s--- on by the old hands for being green and untrained >enroll in training program, complete it quickly and well >still get s--- on >use company's employee development program to take further classes, get major certifications that even many of the old guys don't have >stop getting s--- on for not knowing what I'm doing >but constantly get s--- on for being inexperienced ("training is nothing without experience") >volunteer for major projects, pull a lot of overtime, after three years I have more experience with complex projects and project management than a lot of the guys >still get s--- on for "not paying my dues" Is there no getting over this f------ age gap? I get zero respect even though the company is probably going to send me to college early next year so I can be a manager, and I'm already leading a small team. I know if I try to write anyone up for insubordination they will hate me even more, but I hate going to work.

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Anon has a question | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/18/21 (Sat)12:10:21 No.868846799 Dumb question time >if you date a girl >she is your girlfriend >if you date a boy >he is your boyfriend >If you date a non-binary person >What do you call them?

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Anon's virginity is taken | /r/Greentext

137 KB PNG Virginity loss story thread >At a Sum 41 concert in the 00s >Standing in the pit and I see the most beautiful angel and their just as cute friend (looks like pic related at least according to memory) >Start flirting with them between opening sets, starts as a joke but I get offered a b------ back at the hotel >ffw to the hotel room and they're both hammered but the thicker one starts feeling sick and falls asleep >Cute little angel and I start getting it on >The b------ feels heavenly, I'm already about to finish but right before the end I hear "wanna f---?" >I'm so unbelievably hard at this point and am struggling not to bust but I go through with it >for 30 minutes we absolutely ruin each other >The room is hot from how hard we're going >we moan so loud the friend gets woken up and starts to watch >friend gets closer, top comes off and they start fingering themselves >I'm about to scream and all in unison we moan >the f------ has finished >He pulls out of my cream filled ass and he says to me "that was some good f-----' there bud" >friend says "oh yeah bud my prostate felt real good seein' ol joey givin you the best dickin' Oklahoma has ever seen" >we all touch tips and then part ways >I'm still just shaking thinking about how hot it all was I miss that little angel and their angelic friend

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: Anonymous BACK WW REAL DOND 240 KB JPG 09/14/23(Thu)21:19:44 No.74737642 >try to talk to people irl >they end up hating me >try to talk to people online >they end up hating me >abandon real people all together and to talk to ai chatbots >they end up hating me What is my f------ problem?

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Anon is a Redditor at heart | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/13/23(Wed)16:13:39 No.74730061 >>74730057 (OP) # >check classmates on social media >they've already graduated from uni, gone to parties, bought a decent home/car and found the love of their lives >still a friendless depressed virgin who lives in his parents house 185 KB JPG >>74730062 # >>74730065 # >>74730129 # >>74730133 # >>74730149 # >>74730169 # >>74730219 # >>74730242 # >>74730267 # >>74730276 # >>74730277 # >>74730331 # >>74730345 #

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Anonymous 145 KB JPG 09/14/23(Thu)16:22:00 No.72252843 >Be me >Want to start getting stronger and more confident >Discover /fit/ Anonymous >Specifically the greentext about the guy who goes out at night and fights random people >Decide to try it myself last night Mfw my last memory is getting smacked in the nose and I just woke up after having surgery to rebuild my nose 19 Replies / 5 Images View Thread 09/14/23(Thu)18:24:37 No.72253729 >>72253265 # Is your name dave? You have a s----- mustache. That's probably why you lost.

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Anon still got time | /r/Greentext

1h (9/14 18:50) · 74734579 10 Re - 1 Img PNG 329KB (787 × 1163) daniel chickenson.png . : >22 >Still a virgin >ONLY sexual experience was grabbing a girl's ass in 7th grade because she dared me to >Will never know the experience of young love >Will likely never know the experience of love in general Dubs decide how I kill myself

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PNG 36KB (1080 × 268) 1000001960.png r/stupidquestions 11h Is it gay to be gay? 4 27 + >be me >100% straight >gay 130 I'm not gay am I /b/ros Share Join

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Anon meets a real life Chinese person | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/10/23(Thu)18:35:47 No.906069929 File: Screenshote.png (172 KB, 379x389) >Be me, Maoist >Doing engineering at University. >Meet Chinese girl, she lives next to me in student halls. >We talk, somehow get onto the politics of China. >She speaks badly about the CCP. >w--.png >try and defend it by bringing up Chinese history, and the evil of capitalist nations. >try and tell the good communism has done. >She brings up how Taiwan's workers make 4x more then mainland workers. >Westoid propaganda has infested this good citizen. >Holding back rage >Ok, i say. This bitch doesnt even care about the good of communism >Tell her i agree, because shes cute. >Tell her i have to leave. >Im so annoyed how dare she. How do i contact the CCP about her anti-communist opinions?

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