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Anonymous 07/20/12 (Fri)21:23 No.147872126 [] >> 1341708121363.png (376 KB. 900x702) igdb google >press any button to continue >press the power button >pc turns off

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Machi 3h (9/13 5:54) · 74718192 9 Re-2 Img PNG 74KB (162 × 355) Screenshot 2023-09-12 192153.png mongoloid discord p--- >be me, retarded femboy 13yr f----- >have friend that same thing exept year older >he starts call in group, a p--- was trying to groom him >we get in call with p--- to call him out with another friend >i tell him to kys >p--- wants to call me without anyone else >again, tell him to kys >it becomes obvious that hes getting off to it >leave call >he spam calls me >i call a friend that knows how to dox >he doxes the discord p--- after baiting him >we got his ip lol >also his username is mongoloid ⠀ his ip is 133.212.452.56:7532, also heres photo of the p--- f-----

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: Anonymous 27 KB JPG 09/13/23(Wed)12:03:54 No.74719101 >be me >29 yo >virgin >somehow i got herpes i hate my life it's over

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:Anonymous how 319 3 150 KB JPG 05/23/21(Sun)20:54:01 No.16160067 >be me >put hot sauce on a cupcake >friends all look at me like I'm nuts What? It's good 8 Replies / 3 Images View Thread :Anonymous 05/24/21 (Mon)04:10:12 No.16162111 >>16160067 (OP) # how is it good you lying sack of s---

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Anonymous 40 KB JPG 08/01/21(Sun)12:48:17 No.860118574 >Be me >Have mega ant problem >They're resistant to black pepper >Bleach >Even liquid ant traps >One day I j------- in bathtub >Don't even clean it because I'm filth >Later I go back in bathroom and see ants have consumed almost all of my boy milk >Within the next couple days, almost all ants are gone >I've weaponized my man nectar

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xJG6uGcJ #1, No. 440996721 1 hour ago tinder PNG 1200x1200 22.8 kB Australia >download tinder >have like 80 likes hidden away >barely any matches >bite the bullet and pay to go through the supposed likes >They're all fatties, single mums, dogpilled pitmums or trannies what a scam f--- tinder

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: Anonymous 103 KB JPG 09/12/23(Tue)21:42:12 No.29747866 >cheated on my gf of 5 years >immediately regretted it and told her >she stayed with me but started acting weird and going out a lot >went through her phone and found out she was cheating on me now >she promised to stop and work on repairing our relationship >she ended up having a full blown affair with this guy and the cycle of me catching her cheating and her promising to stop repeated every few weeks for almost a year >at this point I was basically checked out and convinced our relationship was over >I started seeing someone else in secret >after a couple of months I broke off my secret fling and found out that my gf had genuinely broken things off with her affair partner this time and wanted to work on things The last year of our relationship has been the best. We've addressed all of our issues and are both thriving as individuals and as a couple. I haven't told her about my infidelity. I figure if I tell her it won't break us up but it will set us back majorly. Is telling her the "right thing" or is this just something I should take to the grave?

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a glass of scotch and c-------- are the best way to end a day. 2h (9/12 23:15) · 74714486 18 Re - 0 Img PNG 2MB (1242 × 1776) unknown-6.png why do women >meet this girl at rave >ask her if she has bf, she says yes >mommy raised me right so i just say "haha nice to meet u anyway" >her friends ask me to join them, i say sure like 2 hours in : >her friends say they gtg, gives me their numbers and tells me to take care of her and leaves us >she starts grinding on me and i just back off bc she told me she has bf >she tries to kiss me but i just push her away >she grabs this random guy near us and starts making out >w--.jpg >find out later from her friends that she lied to me about having a bf i actually don't understand what I should've done

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Anonymous (ID: HipX/Cnc) 64 KB JPG 01/21/23(Sat)07:20:30 No.412952721 If white ethnonationalism is so great, then why are 100% white countries like Russia, Moldova, Argentina, Poland and Lithuania such shitholes while USA, the most diverse country, is the worlds leading superpower? Let's face it: diversity is our strength. 6 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous (ID: (iOCUIENR) View Thread 01/21/23(Sat)07:22:21 No.412952934 >>412952721 (OP) # didn't read a single word I want to f--- this animal

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QO Board /fit/ - Fitness >homegym master race Anonymous 4G ↓↑ 88% 2:09 PM ▼ Settings Home 09/10/14(Wed)11:43:03 No.28608503 >Doing deadlifts >Some f------ kid runs around my gym >Runs into my leg as I'm trying to lockout the lift 58 KB JPG >I drop the bar into the ground, loudly >Tell the kid to piss off >His mother shows up, angry as f--- >Tells me to stop lifting around the kids >Reply that she should keep the kids away from me >Next day >F------ kid is bothering me again when im doing chest >Slam the weights loudly right next to him >Kid cries, tells his mom that I'm scary >The mom flips out, gives me a huge rant about what a meathead I am Anonymous >I yell back, she eventually starts crying and runs off with both her kids >>28608544 # >>28608562 # >She moves out, never see her or the little s---- again >Homegym masterrace 09/10/14(Wed)11:45:46 No.28608544

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: Anonymous 38 KB JPG 09/28/21 (Tue)14:26:57 No.156907653 the Argentinian who saved inclusive kino and reconciled /tv/ with pro bipoc latinx diversity in television and film 09/28/21(Tue)14:28:15 No.156907674 Anonymous >>156907653 (OP) # >i'm argentinian >but all my ancestry is d-definitely british haha >yeah i'm coincidentally blonde, there are loads of blonde british people in argentina hmmm >>156908127 # >>156909217 # >>156910920 #

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