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: Anonymous 64 KB JPG 09/10/23(Sun)03:55:16 No.905839096 >be me, 2014 >14/15 freshman in high school >virgin af, was basically addicted to anime and hentai >very low self esteem, like rock bottom. P sure I had undiagnosed autism, I'm way less of a sperg now but anyway >pretty attractive girl starts talking to me in English class >I just think she's being friendly, turns out she's interested in me. Her friend tells me she wants to hook up >I get the girl's number, start talking to her. She tells me she will send me nudes if I want. I say sure I'll lyk >I start sending her doge memes like all the time because I'm a f------ retard >this expectedly causes her to lose interest in me >weeks later I ask her if she can still send the nudes. She said nah >months later I catch a rumor from a friend that I apparently pestered her for nudes >mfw

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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: Anonymous (ID: 59ZPwuAo My current girlfriend is Asian(...) A 35 KB JPG 12/01/22(Thu)14:56:11 No.406636314 be me white, tall, muscular, Germanic I have had 20-30 girlfriends (stopped counting) my ultimate and my best girlfriend ever is not white > She is tiny and from South-Korea. > She is by far the most faithful girlfriend ever > I would trust her with my life. > She is very smart and funny. > She studied German language and literature at collage > But I need Germanic sons... (She can't deliver) What do, /pol/? This is the best gf I was gonna get, ever. Should I leave her just because of skin color?

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Anonymous PLEASE C PATIENT IHAVE AUTISK 07/22/22 (Fri)12:22:08 No.882504554 142 KB PNG >Be me >2 Days ago, mom calls me >Sup? >You're going to meet CJ, remember how your cousin's husband has a sister, who has a disabled kid since she's a crack fiend? That's him, and you're going to meet him and take care of him every once and a while. >No. Not doing it. >Yesyouare >No, I'm f------ not. >You're such an a------, you're a terrible person. So, am I the a------ in this situation? I have never met CJ, OR his mom. His mom did not specifically ask for me. I was straight up volunteered without my knowledge.

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: Anonymous cashier flirting with me!!!!!!(...) Comegle Talk to stra d negle 1.1 MB WEBM 09/10/23(Sun)09:33:05 No.74685654 >work as bagboy at grocery store >bag for this cute cashier girl >asks me when I got to work >asks me when I get off >says she has the next 3 days off is she just being nice or was she trying to get me to ask her out?

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Anon becomes Spider Man | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 156 KB PNG 07/13/18(Fri)20:50:31 No.46783661 had a dream about being spider-man >in dream, realize i have all the powers of spider-man >im under some bridge in a alley way >first thing i try is to climb walls >f--- yeah i climb all the walls >shoot my webs at buildings, kind of hard to aim >normies walking by, shoot webs at them >kek.jpg >people look at me in awe >feels great man >jump on top of a building, holy f--- i jump high >look over the edge >about to web swing >jump off and shoot web >wake up F--- >try shooting webs just in case >didn't work why live

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: Anonymous Movie idea A 20 KB JPG 07/29/21(Thu)13:47:06 No.154240634 >aliens come to earth >tell humanity that it must choose one of its races to be eliminated before they share their knowledge and tech >a worldwide anonymous poll is held where you just have to think of which race to get rid of (none is an option as well) >plot twist: as the poll ends everyone who voted for a certain race gets a corresponding symbol tattooed on their face >aliens instantly leave without purging anyone or saying a word >chaos ensues

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RIVILEGED #BLACKLIVES MATTER >>339834347 # That floor does not speak privileged.

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: Anonymous 09/10/23(Sun)13:27:23 No.905845220 >im 21 >i've been working for 9 months (postman) >no days off >no vacations >i earned like 16 days off for vacation >tomorrow is monday and boss told me i can go, no problems, i deserved it >issue is, my family is from village and wants me to come back and help them with a s--- ton of work 1.98 MB GIF >basically s------- on those 16 days and working there >they want me to wait a week more and then go on "vacation" to help them >i said i could help, but i want first some time for myself >they said im a p------------ is this a reasonable behaviour?

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Anonymous| 47078181 180.4 kB PNG 1 REPLY 21 min. ago >My wife and I have a romantic dinner >Later that night she gets into her nighty and tells me she's been naughty >No, your dinner was very good. You haven't been naughty at all. >No, I'm naughty and need to be spanked >No, you've been good and don't need to be spanked. Women, am I right? 0 IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 47078403 >>47078181 (OP) >My wife stop right there buddy, it has to be believable 10 min. ago..

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Anonymous 346 KB PNG 08/01/22(Mon)09:27:21 No.69636661 >be in normie group vc >tell them id f--- my daughter if i had one and she was like 19 >they call me disgusting >i try to reason with them and discuss this rationally >all they keep saying is its bad because its i----- >basically a "its bad because its bad" non answer why do i even try

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Here's a story of love, anon. A love story that I f----- up on my wedding day of all the days. >be me >late 2011 >shopping in GameStop >buy a copy of New Vegas because I heard it was better than Skyrim (and cheaper too) >proceed to check out 58 KB JPG >the girl at the counter was beautiful >the store was pretty empty so I chat with her >we just talk about video games. Mostly Bethesda games due to what I was purchasing >afterwards she gives me her number and we talk everyday after that >after a while we start dating and eventually get engaged >we can skip through all of that because nothing really exciting happened during those few years >then the day of the wedding arrives >I'm so nervous that I'm sweating so much and breathing heavily >I pass out >wake up a few hours later >my beautiful wife to be is in front of me >but somethings strange >we're in some sort of carriage >my hands are tied and there's other men surrounding me >they're all dressed in rags >my "girlfriend" then pulls off a wig >it was f------ Todd Howard this whole time >He then says "Trust me, I was also hoping this relationship WOULD JUST WORK too" >he then hops out of the cart and skampers away into the woods >the words "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim" appear in front of me That f----- was just punishing me this whole time because I bought New Vegas instead of his s----- RPG.

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: Anonymous 64 KB JPG 09/10/23(Sun)03:55:16 No.905839096 >be me, 2014 >14/15 freshman in high school >virgin af, was basically addicted to anime and hentai >very low self esteem, like rock bottom. P sure I had undiagnosed autism, I'm way less of a sperg now but anyway >pretty attractive girl starts talking to me in English class >I just think she's being friendly, turns out she's interested in me. Her friend tells me she wants to hook up >I get the girl's number, start talking to her. She tells me she will send me nudes if I want. I say sure I'll lyk >I start sending her doge memes like all the time because I'm a f------ retard >this expectedly causes her to lose interest in me >weeks later I ask her if she can still send the nudes. She said nah >months later I catch a rumor from a friend that I apparently pestered her for nudes >mfw

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