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: Anonymous 64 KB JPG 09/10/23(Sun)03:55:16 No.905839096 >be me, 2014 >14/15 freshman in high school >virgin af, was basically addicted to anime and hentai >very low self esteem, like rock bottom. P sure I had undiagnosed autism, I'm way less of a sperg now but anyway >pretty attractive girl starts talking to me in English class >I just think she's being friendly, turns out she's interested in me. Her friend tells me she wants to hook up >I get the girl's number, start talking to her. She tells me she will send me nudes if I want. I say sure I'll lyk >I start sending her doge memes like all the time because I'm a f------ retard >this expectedly causes her to lose interest in me >weeks later I ask her if she can still send the nudes. She said nah >months later I catch a rumor from a friend that I apparently pestered her for nudes >mfw

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous cashier flirting with me!!!!!!(...) Comegle Talk to stra d negle 1.1 MB WEBM 09/10/23(Sun)09:33:05 No.74685654 >work as bagboy at grocery store >bag for this cute cashier girl >asks me when I got to work >asks me when I get off >says she has the next 3 days off is she just being nice or was she trying to get me to ask her out?

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: Anonymous 156 KB PNG 07/13/18(Fri)20:50:31 No.46783661 had a dream about being spider-man >in dream, realize i have all the powers of spider-man >im under some bridge in a alley way >first thing i try is to climb walls >f--- yeah i climb all the walls >shoot my webs at buildings, kind of hard to aim >normies walking by, shoot webs at them >kek.jpg >people look at me in awe >feels great man >jump on top of a building, holy f--- i jump high >look over the edge >about to web swing >jump off and shoot web >wake up F--- >try shooting webs just in case >didn't work why live

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RIVILEGED #BLACKLIVES MATTER >>339834347 # That floor does not speak privileged.

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: Anonymous 09/10/23(Sun)13:27:23 No.905845220 >im 21 >i've been working for 9 months (postman) >no days off >no vacations >i earned like 16 days off for vacation >tomorrow is monday and boss told me i can go, no problems, i deserved it >issue is, my family is from village and wants me to come back and help them with a s--- ton of work 1.98 MB GIF >basically s------- on those 16 days and working there >they want me to wait a week more and then go on "vacation" to help them >i said i could help, but i want first some time for myself >they said im a p------------ is this a reasonable behaviour?

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Here's a story of love, anon. A love story that I f----- up on my wedding day of all the days. >be me >late 2011 >shopping in GameStop >buy a copy of New Vegas because I heard it was better than Skyrim (and cheaper too) >proceed to check out 58 KB JPG >the girl at the counter was beautiful >the store was pretty empty so I chat with her >we just talk about video games. Mostly Bethesda games due to what I was purchasing >afterwards she gives me her number and we talk everyday after that >after a while we start dating and eventually get engaged >we can skip through all of that because nothing really exciting happened during those few years >then the day of the wedding arrives >I'm so nervous that I'm sweating so much and breathing heavily >I pass out >wake up a few hours later >my beautiful wife to be is in front of me >but somethings strange >we're in some sort of carriage >my hands are tied and there's other men surrounding me >they're all dressed in rags >my "girlfriend" then pulls off a wig >it was f------ Todd Howard this whole time >He then says "Trust me, I was also hoping this relationship WOULD JUST WORK too" >he then hops out of the cart and skampers away into the woods >the words "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim" appear in front of me That f----- was just punishing me this whole time because I bought New Vegas instead of his s----- RPG.

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