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: Anonymous 64 KB JPG 09/10/23(Sun)03:55:16 No.905839096 >be me, 2014 >14/15 freshman in high school >virgin af, was basically addicted to anime and hentai >very low self esteem, like rock bottom. P sure I had undiagnosed autism, I'm way less of a sperg now but anyway >pretty attractive girl starts talking to me in English class >I just think she's being friendly, turns out she's interested in me. Her friend tells me she wants to hook up >I get the girl's number, start talking to her. She tells me she will send me nudes if I want. I say sure I'll lyk >I start sending her doge memes like all the time because I'm a f------ retard >this expectedly causes her to lose interest in me >weeks later I ask her if she can still send the nudes. She said nah >months later I catch a rumor from a friend that I apparently pestered her for nudes >mfw

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anonymous PLEASE C PATIENT IHAVE AUTISK 07/22/22 (Fri)12:22:08 No.882504554 142 KB PNG >Be me >2 Days ago, mom calls me >Sup? >You're going to meet CJ, remember how your cousin's husband has a sister, who has a disabled kid since she's a crack fiend? That's him, and you're going to meet him and take care of him every once and a while. >No. Not doing it. >Yesyouare >No, I'm f------ not. >You're such an a------, you're a terrible person. So, am I the a------ in this situation? I have never met CJ, OR his mom. His mom did not specifically ask for me. I was straight up volunteered without my knowledge.

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: Anonymous cashier flirting with me!!!!!!(...) Comegle Talk to stra d negle 1.1 MB WEBM 09/10/23(Sun)09:33:05 No.74685654 >work as bagboy at grocery store >bag for this cute cashier girl >asks me when I got to work >asks me when I get off >says she has the next 3 days off is she just being nice or was she trying to get me to ask her out?

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: Anonymous 156 KB PNG 07/13/18(Fri)20:50:31 No.46783661 had a dream about being spider-man >in dream, realize i have all the powers of spider-man >im under some bridge in a alley way >first thing i try is to climb walls >f--- yeah i climb all the walls >shoot my webs at buildings, kind of hard to aim >normies walking by, shoot webs at them >kek.jpg >people look at me in awe >feels great man >jump on top of a building, holy f--- i jump high >look over the edge >about to web swing >jump off and shoot web >wake up F--- >try shooting webs just in case >didn't work why live

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: Anonymous Movie idea A 20 KB JPG 07/29/21(Thu)13:47:06 No.154240634 >aliens come to earth >tell humanity that it must choose one of its races to be eliminated before they share their knowledge and tech >a worldwide anonymous poll is held where you just have to think of which race to get rid of (none is an option as well) >plot twist: as the poll ends everyone who voted for a certain race gets a corresponding symbol tattooed on their face >aliens instantly leave without purging anyone or saying a word >chaos ensues

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RIVILEGED #BLACKLIVES MATTER >>339834347 # That floor does not speak privileged.

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: Anonymous 09/10/23(Sun)13:27:23 No.905845220 >im 21 >i've been working for 9 months (postman) >no days off >no vacations >i earned like 16 days off for vacation >tomorrow is monday and boss told me i can go, no problems, i deserved it >issue is, my family is from village and wants me to come back and help them with a s--- ton of work 1.98 MB GIF >basically s------- on those 16 days and working there >they want me to wait a week more and then go on "vacation" to help them >i said i could help, but i want first some time for myself >they said im a p------------ is this a reasonable behaviour?

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Anonymous| 47078181 180.4 kB PNG 1 REPLY 21 min. ago >My wife and I have a romantic dinner >Later that night she gets into her nighty and tells me she's been naughty >No, your dinner was very good. You haven't been naughty at all. >No, I'm naughty and need to be spanked >No, you've been good and don't need to be spanked. Women, am I right? 0 IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 47078403 >>47078181 (OP) >My wife stop right there buddy, it has to be believable 10 min. ago..

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Anonymous 346 KB PNG 08/01/22(Mon)09:27:21 No.69636661 >be in normie group vc >tell them id f--- my daughter if i had one and she was like 19 >they call me disgusting >i try to reason with them and discuss this rationally >all they keep saying is its bad because its i----- >basically a "its bad because its bad" non answer why do i even try

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Here's a story of love, anon. A love story that I f----- up on my wedding day of all the days. >be me >late 2011 >shopping in GameStop >buy a copy of New Vegas because I heard it was better than Skyrim (and cheaper too) >proceed to check out 58 KB JPG >the girl at the counter was beautiful >the store was pretty empty so I chat with her >we just talk about video games. Mostly Bethesda games due to what I was purchasing >afterwards she gives me her number and we talk everyday after that >after a while we start dating and eventually get engaged >we can skip through all of that because nothing really exciting happened during those few years >then the day of the wedding arrives >I'm so nervous that I'm sweating so much and breathing heavily >I pass out >wake up a few hours later >my beautiful wife to be is in front of me >but somethings strange >we're in some sort of carriage >my hands are tied and there's other men surrounding me >they're all dressed in rags >my "girlfriend" then pulls off a wig >it was f------ Todd Howard this whole time >He then says "Trust me, I was also hoping this relationship WOULD JUST WORK too" >he then hops out of the cart and skampers away into the woods >the words "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim" appear in front of me That f----- was just punishing me this whole time because I bought New Vegas instead of his s----- RPG.

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: Anonymous 64 KB JPG 09/10/23(Sun)03:55:16 No.905839096 >be me, 2014 >14/15 freshman in high school >virgin af, was basically addicted to anime and hentai >very low self esteem, like rock bottom. P sure I had undiagnosed autism, I'm way less of a sperg now but anyway >pretty attractive girl starts talking to me in English class >I just think she's being friendly, turns out she's interested in me. Her friend tells me she wants to hook up >I get the girl's number, start talking to her. She tells me she will send me nudes if I want. I say sure I'll lyk >I start sending her doge memes like all the time because I'm a f------ retard >this expectedly causes her to lose interest in me >weeks later I ask her if she can still send the nudes. She said nah >months later I catch a rumor from a friend that I apparently pestered her for nudes >mfw

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