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go Being a guy is crazy cuz the moment you turn 13, youre competing with grown men for girls your age 174.0 Seen 2h (9/5 10:04) 905559052 5 Re 1 Img JPG 185KB (1080 x 1041) Screenshot_20230904_213256_Photos~ 2.jpg >be me > be 12 at the time >meet girl same age at local ice rink as I go skating every Friday and some Saturdays >we end up talking and makeout all night >ffw to a week later she tells me she wants to break up >broke my little 12 year old heart but oh well >talk to my friend about it >he says she's dating some guy with a car >w-- : >were both 12 so I assume he's 16 >later that night he comes to pick her up >dude has a full beard and tattoos >looks like he's in his late 20s maybe early 30s >he gets out, they kiss and he opens the door for her >they drive off into the night together >the following week her friend "S" tells me that they're having sex too >at 12 years old I had to watch a grown man steal my 12 yr old gf and he plowed her

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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