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: Anonymous y 234 KB JPG, 1 Reply 01/16/23(Mon)21:46:11 No.892766144 >be me >average straight guy You already know View Thread

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon could not fix her | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I don't get it 08/29/23(Tue)01:41:39 No.905162197 >Finally got a GF >Long distance >Always wants to talk when I have free time >Any time I do something without her she gets upset that I could have been calling her >She knows every time since Steam shows my game status >I can't even talk to my mom for a few hours without her getting upset that I'm spending too much time away >Constantly talks about us visiting one day and keeps getting upset that it won't happen for a few years >I don't want to visit her. She is hundreds of miles away >Think about breaking up every day >Don't want to upset her because she has very fragile mental health >Being called pet names is cute tho 75 KB JPG I don't want her to kill herself but I also don't want to be in a relationship like this. I can't do this.

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Anon doesn’t read | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 16 KB JPG 08/29/23(Tue)01:06:26 No.74546435 >be me >be bored at work >see energy drink powder >in break room >make myself a energy drink >dont read instructions >use five scoops >drink the whole thing in one go >read instructions >mfw i just drank 1000mg caffeine Its 1 am and I cant sleep Why am I like this

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Repost because I have not seen it in a while and it's my favourite greentext ever | /r/Greentext

Plato: Anonymous (ID: p00m/Zxw) MoskauliFunny 05/11/19(Sat) 08:37:51 No.212784055 F------ a trap is possibly the most based and redpilled thing you can do. 334 KB JPG You are f------ a boy, a boy who's father raised him to be a boy, who never thought he would be doing HRT and getting cummed in his a------, who probably thought his son would grow up to start a nice family like him, but instead is getting f----- in the ass by another man, moaning femininely, and taking the seed of another, more alpha man into his womb. He is not just homosexual, but made into a woman. If only his father could see this, what he would be thinking inside of his head, that he raised his little boy just to be a c--- dumpster for another man. Diogenes You, by f------ him, are meta-physically cucking another man, stripping him of all his honor and dignity, and it is the most alpha thing you can possibly do. >>212784202 # >>212784293 # >>212784474 # >>212790364 # I Anonymous 48 KB JPG Aristotle: : Anonymous 11/03/18(Sat)23:44:24 No.180250935 >>180245227 (OP) # Tomboys are the ultimate straight mans choice. A regular girl has t--- and p---- but comes loaded with gay s--- such as make up, desire for 284 KB PNG shopping clothes and useless s--- and watching boring s----- TV shows. A gay dude is gay but he has a partner that shares his interests. A tomboy has the best of both worlds, a female body but with enough /fit/ness to keep up with you, good interests and great personality. A trap is 200% gay. Not only are you f------ a dude, you are also putting up with the faggotry of a female. >>180251273 # >>180251292 # >>180251728 # >>180253728 # >be me >greg 01/11/19(Fri)09:57:51 No.789689880

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Anon finds out something about his dad | /r/Greentext

File: adge.jpg (72 KB, 1248x702) Anonymous 08/28/23(Mon)16:32:47 No.74544512 >be me >be 15 >go on 4chan for the first time since my dad mentioned it the other day >go to post something >fail captcha >weird ass captcha anyways >try again >success >mfw when banned for child p--- >mfw the only person in my house who could have posted anything is my dad >mfw my dads a p--- who posted child p--- on 4chan what the f--- this happened years ago and I still can't look at him the same way

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Anon is real and gay | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ? 136 KB JPG 08/27/23(Sun)20:01:37 No.32542441 >p--- induced gay thoughts, a lot of femboy p--- when young >told by a lot of people to try nofap and it'll fix itself with 2 or so weeks >with every passing day my urge to get f----- by a strong man with a thick d--- grows stronger I don't think it's working

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Anon is an influencer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 25 KB JPG 08/28/23(Mon)12:10:04 No.905140193 >be me, bodybuilder >steroids source gets arrested >go into gender clinic and say I'm ftm with fake id and have been self medding >they do some tests, obviously high t >tell them I'm taking more than I would need, they assume it's optimal because of levels >get prescription for testosterone >stop taking for 2 weeks to get blood work showing low levels >get bitch t--- from steroid abuse >get insurance under fake female name >go into plastic surgeon for gender affirming top surgery, covered >Go into another drs wearing baggy clothes to hide muscle, say I'm non binary and want facial feminization surgery but nervous, want to try nose job first >cancel follow up for rest of surgery to be done >become Instagram model selling supplements I don't take

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Anon's Crush | /r/Greentext

: Vincent Tigoy 08/10/23(Thu)13:57:43 No.904094919 Qt sergent dies >She was assigned the call sign "Lightning" because she could come to the aid of soldiers as quickly as a bullet or a fragment of a projectile. Sergeant Daria Filipyeva was killed in the line of duty. She was awarded a "Steel Cross" by our Commander-in-Chief. >Dasha, a bright and creative individual, could not stand by and watch others defend their native land. She saved dozens of lives on the battlefield, like an angel. Her light will continue to shine from the sky forever. 189 KB JPG

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Anon ate some rice pudding | /r/Greentext

1h (8/28 22:55) 905143537. 13 Re . 3 Img JPG 55KB (600 × 895) · IMG_9704.jpg 4 Replies ● > Ate a delicious bowl of milk rice after years of abstinence yesterday > violently shat myself at work today W-- just happened? ●●●

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Nuclear Energy in Germany | /r/Greentext

German Nuclear Shenanigans Anonymous 08/28/23(Mon)19:30:52 No.74542553 >be CDU (German Conservative Party) >2011, Fukushima happens >Holy crap we gotta get rid of all of our nuclear energy by 2022! >also who cares about renewables, we don't need to focus on those, coal rules! >2012-2020: Yup, still doing that and shutting some other nuclear plants down even earlier >2021, new government is elected, you (CDU) are now the opposition CDU ago and it's basically underway already" >cry and s--- and c-- everywhere "MY NUCLEARINOS!!!! HOW COULD YOU????" >everyone believes that the greens are at fault >You still get like 30% of the votes no matter what f------ kill me man. >new gov says "yeah we'll continue with the shutdown since that has already been decided ages

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anon takes the loner pill | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 39 KB JPG 08/27/23(Sun)16:52:16 No.905094402 >be me >never can keep a partner >they either leave me, or we remain friends >some hurt me, end up not giving a f--- >don't give a f--- anymore >realize being alone is better >accept it >mfw I want partners, but end up not giving a f--- if I don't >mfw I will be alone my entire life /b/ros, when did you learn you were alone for the rest of your life?

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Anon lives in Europe | /r/Greentext

File: 1688285799384.png (248 KB, 1000x1000) neighbors stories? s(KOOL Anonymous 08/28/23 (Mon)15:45:55 No.74540811 >>74541862 Ok I'll start >be me >For some f----- up reason, the bath window faces a non-accessible void of the building where I live, and due that, we can hear every person living there while SCKOOL we s--- >I'll s--- every morning before work >I'll hear the neighbor beating the s--- off of her sons >I'll stop s------- and take the elevator to get on my way to work >the neighbor will be there with her sons >They'll be smiling to me exactly like picrel, like nothing happened >I'll do nothing >everyday, before work Anonymous 08/28/23(Mon)16:17:56 No.74541062 >>74541080 Let me guess, Eastern Europe?

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Anon has a plan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous troll idea 36 KB JPG 08/28/23(Mon)15:55:20 No.905124349 >hook up with a gay f----- >let him pound my ass >when he's f------ me take a FAT & JUICY S--- and shove into urethra good idea?

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