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13h (8/28 0:55) 74534408 3 Replies >>74531576 (OP) >have gf >new girl appears at work >tells me she knows my gf and all the drama she comes with, hates her. >gf knows her but doesn't say anything else. >"huh, weird" >couple months later, she wants to break up. >devastated because I loved this girl, came out of nowhere. >sitting depressed at work. >new girl knows exactly what happened. >comforts me, "I knew this would happen. That bitch!". : >we get to the end of the shift, I turn everything off and see everyone off. Sit in the office and count petty cash. >hear a knocking on the back door. >it's new girl. >let her in and she helps me finish up in the office. >thank her for putting up with my mood. >she puts her hand on my cheek and pulls me in. >kiss. >my primal instincts take over. >clear the computer desk and sit her on it >we strip as we ravish each other. Neck kissing, caressing, stroking. >she slides her pants down as I unbutton my jeans. >stop. >"what am I doing!?" >begs me to f--- her, we've come this far after all. >look at her and something feels off. >"what is this all about?" I ask her. >outright admits she's a better f--- that my trash ex of mine. >"So you're doing this to get back at her for something!?" >doesn't answer, locks her legs around me and tells me to f--- her. >break her grip, start getting dressed and tell her to go. >she gets dressed and leaves without saying anything. >walk home realising I was just manipulated for sex. Me and my ex started talking again and I admitted this to her one night. She told me new girl was a very manipulative person, I still wasn't told what happened between them but I was right about her using me to get to my ex, I haven't seen new girl since and I'm glad honestly. Will never let myself stoop so low for someone else's plans.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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