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Anonymous 08/26/23(Sat)11:15:36 No.189173283 ► >>189173321 >>189174654 >>189175606 >>189176033 File: based ashur.jpg (31 KB, 510x467) >almost done downloading last episode of Spartacus >mom says she doesn't want me watching that show >says it's not accurate >says Rome was good and the slaves were violent animals >I tell her that words fall from mouth like s--- from ass >I set upon her with a gladius I made from toilet paper rolls and dragon dildos >dad runs upstairs to see what the fuss is about >tell him his w---- wife stands f------ Roman >he stands Roman as well >my two cats (named Ashur and Andy after the honoured dead) set upon him like drunks to wine >we fight them off and hold the top of the stairs I have barricaded the upper floor and liberated the neighbor's wireless after they cut my connection but we run low on boxed wine and hot pockets. I stand with choice; go out the window and set upon the Roman s---- who loiter in the house like fleas on dog, or lead my cats in bold attempt to raid the neighbor's fridge (and f--- their daughters with my raging c---). Tell me brothers, what is the best course of action that leads to swift death of Roman scum and quick return to watch episode 10 of based Spartacus?

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