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Anonymous 08/26/23(Sat)11:15:36 No.189173283 ► >>189173321 >>189174654 >>189175606 >>189176033 File: based ashur.jpg (31 KB, 510x467) >almost done downloading last episode of Spartacus >mom says she doesn't want me watching that show >says it's not accurate >says Rome was good and the slaves were violent animals >I tell her that words fall from mouth like s--- from ass >I set upon her with a gladius I made from toilet paper rolls and dragon dildos >dad runs upstairs to see what the fuss is about >tell him his w---- wife stands f------ Roman >he stands Roman as well >my two cats (named Ashur and Andy after the honoured dead) set upon him like drunks to wine >we fight them off and hold the top of the stairs I have barricaded the upper floor and liberated the neighbor's wireless after they cut my connection but we run low on boxed wine and hot pockets. I stand with choice; go out the window and set upon the Roman s---- who loiter in the house like fleas on dog, or lead my cats in bold attempt to raid the neighbor's fridge (and f--- their daughters with my raging c---). Tell me brothers, what is the best course of action that leads to swift death of Roman scum and quick return to watch episode 10 of based Spartacus?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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