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: Anonymous 08/17/23(Thu)14:05:28 No.904499838 >be me, 19f >tardbot still won't SHUT THE F--- UP >really consider buying earbuds to make him SHUT THE F--- UP >$80 >broke.png >don't wanna be a w---- just yet >mfw i have to deal with tardbot for 2 years >mfw tardbot is incapable of being in society >tardbot constantly whines of growing up, doesn't wanna grow up >suspect he's a tendie anon why do these people exist? I am literally being annoyed every other minute by either his tablet videos, or his tardbot behavior, its getting unbearable. 693 KB PNG

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anon goes on a bus trip. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 301 KB JPG 09/30/18(Sun)20:53:02 No.48446841 >Taking bus to New York for senior trip >Holding onto what little sanity I have left >Entire graduating class is on the bus >Endmeplease.gif >Long ass trip means I need sleep. >Damn chaperones put me with the tards in the front >Exceptionally stupid one named Ronnie sitting next to me >Ronnie can't sit still and keeps elbowing me >Say something to teachers >Careless wrangler tries to get him to chill >Ronnie gets triggered by this and knocks him out >Oh f---, of all people >Loses his mind and heads to the back of the bus >Large m----------- knocking people out as he runs by with his fat arms >Son of a bitch bashes through window and almost falls out >Very big guy hangs on for his life >Shouldn't just watch and let him die >Kick my way through the crowd and grab his hands >Yanks me onto the road, impact knocks me out >Regain consciousness in the woods >I'm tied up for some reason >Mfw I read the first letter of every line

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anonette is furious | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11 KB JPG 08/17/23(Thu)10:14:49 No.904490374 >be me, 19f >tards in life skills >WHY.EXE >most tards are quiet >one tard, lets call him tardbot >tardbot is different >tardbot plays with his phone, annoying everyone >gets told multiple times to stop, still keeps doing it >holyfuckingshit.png >SHUTTHEFUCKUP.EXE >only way I can escape is with noise cancelling headphones >headphones are banned in class, only useable during lunch or in between classes >mfw anons, what should I do about tardbot? he's very hard to ignore when I am trying to pay attention in class

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Anon got played by the Canadian system | /r/Greentext

No. 904494352 08/17/23(Thu)11:55:48 DABvscqxQl.png 39 KB 600x500 >be Canadian >broke and want to make quick dollar >assign for a fake marriage with a refugee girl in Syria so she can be a Canadian citizen >basically I will get $13,500 CAD and a wife on paper who will have to live with me for some time >deal.exe >fast forward to today >go to the courthouse >"Mr.Anon and Mr.Bagher please" >what the >they tricked me and it's a dude >mfw they pay me $500 CAD more and thing must keep going >mfw I'm legally gay now 0 replies, 0 images

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Anon share a work story. | /r/Greentext

Work stories? I'll share mine, I was a guitarist in a band, the first time I played in public actually went so bad I never played a guitar again. I'll tell you about my first and last gig: >be me 198 KB JPG >17 at the time >my father sets me up to perform to perform for a christian gathering outside a church >pic related it kinda looked like that >evetybody is already seated, I start singing >emotions overcome me, so I start screwing up all the chords >I am so embarassed I even stop singing >to save the situation I pretend to faint pornstarsActBetter.mov >everyone gathers around me in shock, looks like they are buying it >someone grabs me, probably to get me to the hospital >I thought they were going to load me in a car, but they actually used what felt like a horse drawn cart or a carriage >I didn't know these people were amish, but whatever >I realize that the doctors at the hospital will notice I am faking, so I decide to pretend waking up >as I open my eyes someone says "hey you! you are finally awake" >mfw I start hearing medieval music >mfw everybody is dressed in medieval clothes >mfw as I see Todd Howard dressed as a priest running off in the distance, I realize I am in Skyrim And that's why I stopped playing the guitar.

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Boomer squeezes cheese | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 8/17/2023, 11:03:53 AM No.30941047 18 KB JPEG > Be me > Boomer (Pic related) > Shuffling down the street with my walker > Going to pick up boner pills > The heat gets to me. My stomach gurgles > Suddenly start blowing mud in my boxers > Flows down my canary yellow Bermuda shorts > Past my black knee socks > Into my white vinyl loafers > Squishes when I walk > The smell is disgusting > I hope my boner pills are ready

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two anons bullshit each other | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 455 KB PNG 08/18/23(Fri)00:59:42 No.74422603 > Be me at college orientation > Theres a group activity to meet new people and try to make some friends >God dammit >pair up with this other guy who seemed pretty chill but also sporty >after an awkward pause he asks me if I saw the game last night >autism kicks in >never watched sports but I said I did unfortunately see the game >Why was it unfortunate he asks me > Make some s--- up about there were a lot of bad plays and the refs made some dumb calls >says he agrees with that, it honestly could have gone better >Feel like I'm doing a good job bullshitting >Asked him what he thought of the game and which team was his favorite >long pause I want to die >"Actually bro, I didn't see the game. I was just feeling awkward and wanted to make some small talk" >We were f------ bullshitting each other about a nonexistent game

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Anon loves being a zoomer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/13/23(Sun)18:01:01 No.74367824 EAT SLEEP R--- REPEAT Global Blue E Global Blue Global Blue 1685630608107657.jpg 2.56 MB JPG >Wake up >j------- >hit my strawberry kiwi elfbar >boot up pirated Skyrim anniversary edition its good to be a zoomer

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Anon is chad....... | /r/Greentext

7 KB JPG >am Chad >get Stacys whenever I want >betafag roommate >introduces me to 4chan >lose all my friends, my family start to hate me and I never get p---- again Thanks F------

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Anon fucks up | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 531 KB JPG 07/13/22(Wed)11:10:02 No.881955464 >Be me >Tired of the r--- dwarf hurting innocent lives >Invent time machine and go back in time to kill it's mother before it has even been conceived >Meet young female dwarf >Fall in love >Have sex >She gets pregnant >Realization sets in >WhatHavelDone.png

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Femanon is a shit person | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 107 KB JPG 09/02/22 (Fri)17:56:51 No.884961353 >be me >24 y/o femanon, been f------ the same guy for 6 years >never had much sexual experience outside my bf >bf decides to join the military >i can finally unleash my inner slut >fast forward to now >bf has been deployed for six months, told him when he gets back i will marry him >i have already f----- at least 15 guys while he was gone >while hes out there in the field suffering, probably gonna die, i've been out here living the dream >life is good He has no idea ive been cheating on him Imao

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1) Denial. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 743 KB JPG 08/03/22(Wed)09:56:07 No.51098963 SHE IS NOT A GUY YOU CAN NOT CONVINCE ME THIS IS A GUY. ITS A HER. ITS A SHE. IM NOT GAY THIS IS A GIRL A GROWN WOMAN EVEN REPEAT AFTER ME GIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIR LGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGI RLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLG IRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRL GIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIR LGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGI RLGIRLGIRLGIRL

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The worst is people getting offended by "retard". Bunch of fucking retards. | /r/Greentext

3 KB PNG 4chan >Call someone a f----- >At worst they call you a f----- back >That's that Reddit >Call someone a f----- >"I thought that in this day and age we wouldn't have to deal with homophobia my grandfather was a leather daddy in the 50s and he had AIDS and that's ok and multiculturalism is great and I love b--------- and... Etc >You have been banned fro r/whatever please suck our d---- to come back Redditors can't even handle entry-level banter, they're like the preschoolers of the internet.

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: Anonymous 08/17/23(Thu)14:05:28 No.904499838 >be me, 19f >tardbot still won't SHUT THE F--- UP >really consider buying earbuds to make him SHUT THE F--- UP >$80 >broke.png >don't wanna be a w---- just yet >mfw i have to deal with tardbot for 2 years >mfw tardbot is incapable of being in society >tardbot constantly whines of growing up, doesn't wanna grow up >suspect he's a tendie anon why do these people exist? I am literally being annoyed every other minute by either his tablet videos, or his tardbot behavior, its getting unbearable. 693 KB PNG

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