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Anonymous 08/15/23(Tue)22:48:48 No.904395412 I beat up my old roommates best friend and he never found out >live on third floor of condo because of circumstances >hanging out with roommate and a mutual friend >mutual friend and I always talked a lot of s--- to each other >roommate says he has a friend he wants to introduce us to >meet him at ground floor >on the elevator ride back mutual friend and I are talking a lot of s--- as usual >roommates friend says "if you guys don't shut the f--- up I'm kicking both of your asses" >in the condo he leaves his motorcycle gear on a seat >tell him I'm moving it >"if you break it I'm kicking your ass" >time to leave comes for him >tell roommate I'll walk him out >elevator ride is quiet >at the front door he turns around and says "what the f--- do you want anyway, you wanna fight?" >"I'm going to hit you" >swing a wild punch and miss >forearm ends up hitting him in the neck >he makes a clucking noise and starts falling sideways >maybe he's never been in a fight, I don't know >hit him with an uppercut while he's falling >he's looking directly up at the sky while his shoulders stay the same >try to hit him in the liver too but he fell too fast >cracks his skull against the pavement >think I killed him >he's still breathing >he wakes up 5 minutes later >says "you f------ sucker punched me bitch" >he gets up and waddles away, obviously dizzy Given that he drove a motorcycle there I'm not sure how he got home, but I never heard a thing about it. I stayed in contact with my old roommate and he still talks about the time his friend intimidated me, so I guess he was never told

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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