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11 KB JPG >be me, a 29 year old, overweight bearded man with a passion for making food >Run a pizza joint in the middle of my town >My shop is loved by most of the town, everyone is very kind >One night at about 7:30 we're slowing down and ready to clean up shop when a boy outside the shop fell off his bike >I run out and help him up, he's crying, I get him some ice and offer him a Mountain Dew while we call his mom >His mom shows up, she thanks me for helping him >The kid jokes that we should go on a date, I laugh >His mom laughs and awkwardly asks if I'm single, I tell her that I am >Fast forward and we're on a date >Turns out she's a nurse and has two kids, the boy I helped who's 6 and a younger sister who's 2 her husband was a drug addict who left her >Our dates go very well and she ends up helping me at my Pizza place >We get married >Exactly one year after meeting her I'm helping our kids with homework and feeding a family of my own Never give up and always help others, it's worth it

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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