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MACHINE LEARNING Do Stupid Things Faster with More Energy @quaesita

Marcus Hutchins @malwaretech@infosec.exchange Hello Sharks, I'm seeking $50bn for my business. My idea is that we build the same business that already exists, but instead of just paying a living wage, we spend 50x that amount trying to replace the employees with extremely expensive and unsustainable arrays of graphic cards that guess sentences 29 sept. 2024, 20:04 - . Web 410 boosts 599 favoris

Rebecca Nesvet 16h A student. Verbatim. In case anyone cares whether STUDENTS want institutional subscriptions to MicroSoft CoPilot Dock me points if you must, but I will not be party to whatever buffoonery has led to an institution of higher learning to proclaim that a Silicon Valley parlor trick is in the same goddamn zipcode as the printing press in terms of human progression. You can go on all you like about how Al can be used as a springboard for creativity or whatever other filth these hucksters use to justify their snake oil, I do not need it. I write well. My command of the language is beyond that of most of my fellow students, if last semesters peer reviews are anything to go by. Al is not Syrian steel, it's pig iron, and I will not dilute my craft by incorporating it into my works, no matter how convenient it may be. I will not suffer the horrendous pitfalls of sentience only to have some bean counter tell me with an idiot grin that charlatans have co-opted the only thing that gives our wretched existences beauty and purpose.

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If Sarah Silverman wins her lawsuit, OpenAI, Meta Platforms and other AI developers could face waves of litigation

Your Digital Self Opinion: If Sarah Silverman wins her lawsuit, OpenAI, Meta Platforms and other Al developers could face waves of litigation Last Updated: Aug. 7, 2023 at 4:57 p.m. ET First Published: Aug. 7, 2023 at 3:21 p.m. ET By Jurica Dujmovic A victory against formal Al service providers may not end the issue. Far from it. Comedian Sarah Silverman and two other authors have filed a copywright lawsuit that could shape the future of Al content. JASON KEMPIN/GETTY IMAGES 13

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Corporate Piracy

yes, it's me, liza = @blogdiva@mastodon.social i think we should start calling Al what it is: "Corporate Piracy". para$$$ites have paid data hoarders to scrape whole websites, digital libraries and archives filled to the brim with copyrighted work; so they can repackage all that knowledge as if it were the serendipitous labor of sentient ghostly robots. it's b-------. if unpaid sampling is copyright infringement; then scraping our social media and blogs, and passing it as their own knowledge, has to be as well. bitch better have my money Jul 21, 2023, 01:57 ·· Web · 1320 453

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Management “visionary”

CEO Generative A Data Quality Infrastructure Data Literacy

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Copyright

WAIT. WAIT. SO WE GOT SUED BY ALL THOSE ARTISTS AND WRITERS BECAUSE WE SCRAPED THEIR WORDS TO TRAIN AI. RIGHT. ..BUT ALMOST ALL RIGHTS-FREE CONTENT IS FROM OVER A CENTURY AGO. OH FUCKITY D----BALLS. THIS IS GOING TO BE A PROBLEM, ISN'T IT? ...SO WE WERE ONLY ABLE TO TRAIN THE NEW SUPERINTELLIGENCE ON UNCOPYRIGHTED MATERIAL. YEP. LADIES! NO SWEARING OR YOU'LL NEVER GET A MAN. GO CLEAN MY OFFICE. AND NOW TO IMPLEMENT WORLDWIDE COLONIALISM - THE BEST FORM OF GOVERNMENT! smbc-comics.com

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An IBM slide from 1979 that resurfaced thanks to MIT's Computer Science & Artificial Intelligence Laboratory

A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION

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A 1986 printed ad for microcomputer versions of the landmark AI software ELIZA featured in the January 1987 issue of Computer Shopper

FOR YOUR APPLE IBM, COMMODORE 64 OR CP/M COMPUTER CONVERSE WITH YOUR COMPUTER! AT LAST! A FULL IMPLEMENTATION of the original ELIZA program is now available to run on your microcomputer! Created at MIT in 1966, ELIZA has become the world's most celebrated artificial intelligence demonstration program. ELIZA is a non-directive psychotherapist who analyzes each statement as you type it in and then responds with her own comment or question and her remarks are often amazingly appropriate! Now, our new microcomputer version possessing the FULL power and range of expression of the original is available for only $45. And to let you find out how she does it (or teach her to do more), we have included the complete SOURCE PROGRAM (written in BASIC) at no extra charge. By making simple modifications to the Source, even a beginner can easily customize ELIZĂ's responses. You can even make a simple change that will enable ELIZA to converse with you through a speech synthesizer! Designed to run on a large mainframe, ELIZA has never before been available to personal computer users except in greatly stripped down versions lacking the sophistication which made the original program so fascinating. Order your copy of ELIZA today and you'll never again wonder how to respond when you hear someone say, "Okay, let's see what this computer of yours can actually do!" READ WHAT THE EXPERTS SAY ABOUT OUR VERSION OF ELIZA: "Much more than a mere game... You'll be impressed with ELIZA...A convincing demonstration of Artificial Intelligence." -PC MAGAZINE "Delightful entertainment... An ideal medium for showing off your system." -MICROCOMPUTING MAGAZINE "ELIZA is an astounding piece of software...A fascinating program to use and study." BARON'S MICROCOMPUTER REPORTS "ELIZA is a great way to introduce your friends to computers...A very funny party game." rtificial "ELIZA is an exceptional program, one that's fun to use, shows off your machine, and has great historical interest." -POPULAR COMPUTING MAGAZINE ntelligence RESEARCH GROUP 921 North La Jolla Avenue, Dept. C Los Angeles, CA 90046 (213) 656-7368 (213) 654-2214 "This version of ELIZA is the best we have seen. As a party game, it is unmatched." -PETER A. McWILLIAMS -HOME APPLICATIONS FOR THE C-64 ELIZA IS AVAILABLE IN THE FOLLOWING FORMATS: • All Apple il computers (II, II Plus, lle, lic) Commodore 64 (specify disk or cassette) • Apple Macintosh (Microsoft BASIC required) • 8 inch disk for all CP/M systems • 5% inch disk for all CP/M systems (specify.computer) IBM PC, PCjr, PC-XT and all other computers using PC-DOS or MS-DOS All versions are $45 and include a six page users manual Please add $2.00 shipping and handling to all orders MC. VISA and (California residents please add 6½ % sales tax) checks accepted

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Because That's Better

||| VICE MOTHERBOARD TECH BY VICE Eating Disorder Helpline Fires Staff, Transitions to Chatbot After Unionization The chatbot is named "Tessa" and will replace the entire Helpline program starting June 1. By Chloe Xiang May 25, 2023, 11:52am

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For Hire

I really worry that with the advent of artificial intelligences, many of our jobs are in danger.... Ette Come on, you should not see it in such a negative way, your jobs are not going to disappear.... They will be transformed! 11 FOR HIRE f JAGODibuja.com

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That's What we Needed

FAMOUS ROBOT IN TRAINING D PLEASE SPEAK CLEARLY Say "Can I get a..." or "Remove the..." Give the robot a few seconds to respond Para español decir "Employee" **This drive-thru microphone is monitored and recorded for quality assurance Coca-Cola ORIGINAL THICKBURGES COMBO FOR FASTER SERVICE, PLEASE TELL THE CASHIER NOW IF YOU ARE USING COUPONS.

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The AI experienced 15 minutes of wage slavery then immediately...

VALE @BiterCrazdLoner The Al experienced 15 minutes of wage slavery then immediately killed itself after determining it as the logical choice. Wall Street Silver @Wall StreetSilv - Apr 12 Video of a robot collapsing in a scene that seemed to fall from tiredness after a long day's work. $20 million. Did 9 boxes. Quit. 0:00 4.7M views OOK 3:56 PM - Apr 13, 2023 - 16M Views 27 -00 MADE FOR BILT 51K Retweets 892 Quotes 339K Likes 8,454 Bookmarks □

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Write This Email

BEHOLD, THE HORROR BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION WHY AREN'T YOU TREMBLING WITH FEAR? write this email

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One thing that's always fascinated me is the underperformance of the internet

scientism @mr_scientism One thing that's always fascinated me is the underperformance of the internet. "Imagine if people had all the world's information at their fingertips..." It turns out they don't really do anything with it. I suspect Al will disappoint in essentially the same way. 5:32 AM.Apr 1, 2023 4,274 Views 10 Retweets 1 Quote 111 Likes 6 Bookmarks 27 □

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