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Microsoft and OpenAl have a very specific, internal definition of artificial general intelligence (AGI) based on the startup's profits, according to a new report from The Information. And by this definition, OpenAl is many years away from reaching it. The two companies reportedly signed an agreement last year stating OpenAI has only achieved AGI when it develops Al systems that can generate at least $100 billion in profits. That's far from the rigorous technical and philosophical definition of AGI many expect.

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t From CuratedTumblr community on Reddit quasi-normalcy Jun 12 I'm just saying, "We created a computer to make decisions for us, but it assimilated all of the bias that was implicit in the dataset and now makes incredibly racist decisions. that we don't question because computers are logical and don't make mistakes" literally sounds like a planet-of-the-week morality play on the original Star Trek. 38,386 notes

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I really worry that with the advent of artificial intelligences, many of our jobs are in danger.... Ette Come on, you should not see it in such a negative way, your jobs are not going to disappear.... They will be transformed! 11 FOR HIRE f JAGODibuja.com

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The AI experienced 15 minutes of wage slavery then immediately...

VALE @BiterCrazdLoner The Al experienced 15 minutes of wage slavery then immediately killed itself after determining it as the logical choice. Wall Street Silver @Wall StreetSilv - Apr 12 Video of a robot collapsing in a scene that seemed to fall from tiredness after a long day's work. $20 million. Did 9 boxes. Quit. 0:00 4.7M views OOK 3:56 PM - Apr 13, 2023 - 16M Views 27 -00 MADE FOR BILT 51K Retweets 892 Quotes 339K Likes 8,454 Bookmarks □

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One thing that's always fascinated me is the underperformance of the internet

scientism @mr_scientism One thing that's always fascinated me is the underperformance of the internet. "Imagine if people had all the world's information at their fingertips..." It turns out they don't really do anything with it. I suspect Al will disappoint in essentially the same way. 5:32 AM.Apr 1, 2023 4,274 Views 10 Retweets 1 Quote 111 Likes 6 Bookmarks 27 □

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Al has the woke mind virus!! There haven't been breakthroughs in Al for decades! Read my book "Al is Stupid I am Very Smart" MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN and then what if the von Neumann probes are gonna convert the sun into a big computer and what if it turns the earth into a computer but counter-Al will defend us but what if they dont what if we can fight back like neo in the matrix come Al-people This is what technology wants I asked "are you alive" and it said YES! I told 10 score 55 it to say something naughty and it did! It's alive and bad! These are the top five ways you can use Al to recruit the best candidates from LinkedIn I made 200 iPhone apps in 10 days tha let you chat with an Al, here's how I did it and how you can too Why write prompts when you can prompt it to write prompts to write twitter threads about 0.1% 2% Here's everything that happened in the last 48 hours that you might have missed. Subscribe to my newsletter Al is a grift, humans used to create art, and now Al can, it's the worst thing that's ever happened to culture This is what I've been prepping for Al will need money and it's going to use bitcoin for money 70 34% 85 ** 68% 100 Join my 24/7 twitter space to hear from experts on Al like KimDotCom and random scammers Al bad you seen my Al waifu? ooo Ľ B 115 This is going to make my agile SCRUM board powerpoints look so good non profit I've updated my world model every six hours the sparks of AGI have been ignited, I just updated my world model again I just used GPT4 to edit genomic data in a multi-index dataframe detailing the evolution of human DNA adaptation I can only imagine what this will be like with full access to recursive code interpreters Lets accelerate 4% 130 If you liked this thread RT it and subscribe to my newsletter and podcast so much for "Open" Al they fooled us all it used to be a انا 2% You're giving it access to the internet and allowing it to execute code and reflect on its own actions? That's exactly what I said we shouldn't do 145 0.1% Alignment is impossible AI will kill us all I asked it to write code to make these circles wiggle around and it was pretty cool This is what technology wants Q

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Normies starting to realize how AGI it's getting Me who knows it's gonna get AGler

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