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WAIT. WAIT. SO WE GOT SUED BY ALL THOSE ARTISTS AND WRITERS BECAUSE WE SCRAPED THEIR WORDS TO TRAIN AI. RIGHT. ..BUT ALMOST ALL RIGHTS-FREE CONTENT IS FROM OVER A CENTURY AGO. OH FUCKITY D----BALLS. THIS IS GOING TO BE A PROBLEM, ISN'T IT? ...SO WE WERE ONLY ABLE TO TRAIN THE NEW SUPERINTELLIGENCE ON UNCOPYRIGHTED MATERIAL. YEP. LADIES! NO SWEARING OR YOU'LL NEVER GET A MAN. GO CLEAN MY OFFICE. AND NOW TO IMPLEMENT WORLDWIDE COLONIALISM - THE BEST FORM OF GOVERNMENT! smbc-comics.com

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Rebecca Nesvet 16h A student. Verbatim. In case anyone cares whether STUDENTS want institutional subscriptions to MicroSoft CoPilot Dock me points if you must, but I will not be party to whatever buffoonery has led to an institution of higher learning to proclaim that a Silicon Valley parlor trick is in the same goddamn zipcode as the printing press in terms of human progression. You can go on all you like about how Al can be used as a springboard for creativity or whatever other filth these hucksters use to justify their snake oil, I do not need it. I write well. My command of the language is beyond that of most of my fellow students, if last semesters peer reviews are anything to go by. Al is not Syrian steel, it's pig iron, and I will not dilute my craft by incorporating it into my works, no matter how convenient it may be. I will not suffer the horrendous pitfalls of sentience only to have some bean counter tell me with an idiot grin that charlatans have co-opted the only thing that gives our wretched existences beauty and purpose.

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An IBM slide from 1979 that resurfaced thanks to MIT's Computer Science & Artificial Intelligence Laboratory

A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION

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A 1986 printed ad for microcomputer versions of the landmark AI software ELIZA featured in the January 1987 issue of Computer Shopper

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||| VICE MOTHERBOARD TECH BY VICE Eating Disorder Helpline Fires Staff, Transitions to Chatbot After Unionization The chatbot is named "Tessa" and will replace the entire Helpline program starting June 1. By Chloe Xiang May 25, 2023, 11:52am

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For Hire

I really worry that with the advent of artificial intelligences, many of our jobs are in danger.... Ette Come on, you should not see it in such a negative way, your jobs are not going to disappear.... They will be transformed! 11 FOR HIRE f JAGODibuja.com

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That's What we Needed

FAMOUS ROBOT IN TRAINING D PLEASE SPEAK CLEARLY Say "Can I get a..." or "Remove the..." Give the robot a few seconds to respond Para español decir "Employee" **This drive-thru microphone is monitored and recorded for quality assurance Coca-Cola ORIGINAL THICKBURGES COMBO FOR FASTER SERVICE, PLEASE TELL THE CASHIER NOW IF YOU ARE USING COUPONS.

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The AI experienced 15 minutes of wage slavery then immediately...

VALE @BiterCrazdLoner The Al experienced 15 minutes of wage slavery then immediately killed itself after determining it as the logical choice. Wall Street Silver @Wall StreetSilv - Apr 12 Video of a robot collapsing in a scene that seemed to fall from tiredness after a long day's work. $20 million. Did 9 boxes. Quit. 0:00 4.7M views OOK 3:56 PM - Apr 13, 2023 - 16M Views 27 -00 MADE FOR BILT 51K Retweets 892 Quotes 339K Likes 8,454 Bookmarks □

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BEHOLD, THE HORROR BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION WHY AREN'T YOU TREMBLING WITH FEAR? write this email

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One thing that's always fascinated me is the underperformance of the internet

scientism @mr_scientism One thing that's always fascinated me is the underperformance of the internet. "Imagine if people had all the world's information at their fingertips..." It turns out they don't really do anything with it. I suspect Al will disappoint in essentially the same way. 5:32 AM.Apr 1, 2023 4,274 Views 10 Retweets 1 Quote 111 Likes 6 Bookmarks 27 □

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Al has the woke mind virus!! There haven't been breakthroughs in Al for decades! Read my book "Al is Stupid I am Very Smart" MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN and then what if the von Neumann probes are gonna convert the sun into a big computer and what if it turns the earth into a computer but counter-Al will defend us but what if they dont what if we can fight back like neo in the matrix come Al-people This is what technology wants I asked "are you alive" and it said YES! I told 10 score 55 it to say something naughty and it did! It's alive and bad! These are the top five ways you can use Al to recruit the best candidates from LinkedIn I made 200 iPhone apps in 10 days tha let you chat with an Al, here's how I did it and how you can too Why write prompts when you can prompt it to write prompts to write twitter threads about 0.1% 2% Here's everything that happened in the last 48 hours that you might have missed. Subscribe to my newsletter Al is a grift, humans used to create art, and now Al can, it's the worst thing that's ever happened to culture This is what I've been prepping for Al will need money and it's going to use bitcoin for money 70 34% 85 ** 68% 100 Join my 24/7 twitter space to hear from experts on Al like KimDotCom and random scammers Al bad you seen my Al waifu? ooo Ľ B 115 This is going to make my agile SCRUM board powerpoints look so good non profit I've updated my world model every six hours the sparks of AGI have been ignited, I just updated my world model again I just used GPT4 to edit genomic data in a multi-index dataframe detailing the evolution of human DNA adaptation I can only imagine what this will be like with full access to recursive code interpreters Lets accelerate 4% 130 If you liked this thread RT it and subscribe to my newsletter and podcast so much for "Open" Al they fooled us all it used to be a انا 2% You're giving it access to the internet and allowing it to execute code and reflect on its own actions? That's exactly what I said we shouldn't do 145 0.1% Alignment is impossible AI will kill us all I asked it to write code to make these circles wiggle around and it was pretty cool This is what technology wants Q

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Normies starting to realize how AGI it's getting

Normies starting to realize how AGI it's getting Me who knows it's gonna get AGler

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LOOK! WE FINALLY MADE AN A.I. POWERFUL ENOUGH TO DRAW HANDS CORRECTLY. BZZT STONETOSS.COM COMPUTER, DRAW A PAIR OF HANDS. # Si 2

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