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VALY! Anonymous 08/05/23(Sat)00:09:54 No.646371970 >>646372110 Why does this incompetent ass company that barely f------ does anything keep f------ winning at everything? >make proprietary online game store in 2003 >make it available to other publishers in 2005 >barely touch it besides a handful of ui updates >rake in billions of dollars over the next decade >get first serious competitor with the epic games store >do literally nothing >come out on top because epic just f------ sucks that much >have a persistent history of sniping independent gamedevs and mod developers by recruiting them to make their games >half life 2, what is basically a tech demo for the source engine, raked in millions and is a cult classic >portal, a short, rushed development, glorified half life 2 mod is a best seller and often called one of the greatest games of all time >make fans wait 13 years for another installment in their flagship series just for it to be a prequel built on the shaky and incredibly expensive technology they invested in and that only forwards the actual storyline by 15 seconds >sells like f------ hotcakes anyways Did Gabe make a f------ deal with the devil back when he was his boss at Microsoft or something? Why the hell is this dogshit company with <200 employees doing as well as it is?

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