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VALY! Anonymous 08/05/23(Sat)00:09:54 No.646371970 >>646372110 Why does this incompetent ass company that barely f------ does anything keep f------ winning at everything? >make proprietary online game store in 2003 >make it available to other publishers in 2005 >barely touch it besides a handful of ui updates >rake in billions of dollars over the next decade >get first serious competitor with the epic games store >do literally nothing >come out on top because epic just f------ sucks that much >have a persistent history of sniping independent gamedevs and mod developers by recruiting them to make their games >half life 2, what is basically a tech demo for the source engine, raked in millions and is a cult classic >portal, a short, rushed development, glorified half life 2 mod is a best seller and often called one of the greatest games of all time >make fans wait 13 years for another installment in their flagship series just for it to be a prequel built on the shaky and incredibly expensive technology they invested in and that only forwards the actual storyline by 15 seconds >sells like f------ hotcakes anyways Did Gabe make a f------ deal with the devil back when he was his boss at Microsoft or something? Why the hell is this dogshit company with <200 employees doing as well as it is?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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