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repmet Follow *crouches to go into stealth* EL 11 19 6 the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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Elves probably mess up job progression for other races What? 30 Imagine a human applying for a job with 2 years experience, and then an elf applies and has 200 years experience. Or if your manager is an elf, you might not even live to see that role become available. Jesse, it's a fantasy game.

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Don't eat of drink anything from the fey or fiends... | /r/dndmemes

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Arguing on the internet is literally turn based combat. 3h The least complicated way is to just say "Hitting things used to be a roll-under system rather than a roll-over system." It's not entirely accurate (roll-over but try to get the lowest number via subtraction from a baseline stat is more accurate) but gets the idea across. 1 23h 153 Look there's a reason you used to have to spen like a week in your room with all the books to learn how to run the game ! 461 Yes, spending time in my room with the 1e Monster Manual or Fiend Folio was to... learn how to play the game. Right. 443 22h Nude artwork in the AD&D books had nothing to do with it. Right? 19 I wasn't looking at the 1e Deities & Demigods goddess artwork at all..... 4 10 At minimum, you really learned how to work your wand off magic missiles, I'm betting 4

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Nobody's got time for insight when nookie's on the line... | /r/dndmemes

Me with a 25 passive perception: I swear, | saw it move. The hot ass, but secretly evil NPC rolling a 35 for persuasion: It's a rock, come on, let's have sex. Oh boy!

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WHEN THE DRUID IS RECONNOITERING THE ENEMY CAMP: I'M COMING BACK TONIGHT AS A BEAR AND I'M GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE OND ROLLER

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DM: You enter the throne room of Count Strahd and see 4 Vampires. Which one do you choose to fight?

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BBEG MY REALM HOLDS PAIN AS THE HIGHEST FORM OF PLEASURE. Paladin: So if I shove my gauntleted fist up your ass and use lay on hands, what's that gonna do for you?

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