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Me with a 25 passive perception: I swear, | saw it move. The hot ass, but secretly evil NPC rolling a 35 for persuasion: It's a rock, come on, let's have sex. Oh boy!

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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If they die, they die. | /r/dndmemes

Alright, it's the enemy's turn to attack! Nope! 2 QUA Maybe a potion? All out! S That's the bold do or die s--- I like to hear. & CHIP Jordan, what's your HP? $ Does anyone have any healing spells left? Por AAAA If I go down, I go down with 3 death saves giving us time and a chance to win. POD (Well f--- F @DOMINICKERAVEL I was going have a powerful wizard teleport your asses out to save you, but screw that, let's rock on! Dominic's Devils C

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That turned dark quickly... | /r/dndmemes

WHEN THE DRUID IS RECONNOITERING THE ENEMY CAMP: I'M COMING BACK TONIGHT AS A BEAR AND I'M GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE OND ROLLER

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DM rolls for Emotional Damage... | /r/dndmemes

DM: Oh, you thought monsters couldn't have Class templates huh? Well, here's a Vampire Bard with some upcasted Vicious Mockery. Admit it Buffy.... aren't there times when you just feel....less than fresh?

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Choose wisely... | /r/dndmemes

DM: You enter the throne room of Count Strahd and see 4 Vampires. Which one do you choose to fight?

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Custom commission work takes time and elves got all the time in the world... | /r/dndmemes

WORK IN PROGRESS CHECK BACK SOON! The depressed fighter who's been waiting over a year for a +1 magic shirt he ordered from the feywild DARE YOU ENTER MY ELVEN REALM? 54651

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They'll get over their first character death... | /r/dndmemes

IT'S A WOLF THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE. HE'S A NEW PLAYER IT'S EDUCATIONAL. WHAT IF HE GETS HIMSELF KILLED? THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.

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Hmmm... not sure, depends on the mood I guess. | /r/dndmemes

BBEG MY REALM HOLDS PAIN AS THE HIGHEST FORM OF PLEASURE. Paladin: So if I shove my gauntleted fist up your ass and use lay on hands, what's that gonna do for you?

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Remember that time your comments became a meme because not everything revolves around 5e... | /r/dndmemes

SurlyCricket 2h One of my favorite thing to do with Liches is to have them cast spells from previous editions, or have their spells work like they were from 1e/2e. Lich has improved invis and stoneskin and mirror image up.. "Hey DM, what about concentration???" lol "Hey, why is he taking no damage at all when we hit him... he's only supposed to take half damage!" lol "WHY ARE THERE 8 MIRROR IMAGES" lol muhabeti 2h This is genius. Liches so old they're from previous editions. That said, I also hope you started the encounter with Time Stop. $5

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Your movement is doubled... | /r/dndmemes

DM: There's no... "rule"... it's just illogical. You know this makes you slower, right? Gnome Ranger: I'm not hung up on the optimization, it makes sense to me as roleplay. Guillame is Cajun, so this would be a reasonable animal companion, and I happen to be small enough that he could serve as a mount. What's the issue? DM: None, for now, I guess. You better hope I don't find a huge staircase for the game later. Gnome Ranger: We shall cross that bridge when we get to it. For now, giddy up, Persephone!

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But, but which fish people... there's so many to choose from... | /r/dndmemes

I will ask the fish people for advice You mean ichthyologists right? imgflip.com You mean ichthyologists right?

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I was there 7000 years ago... | /r/dndmemes

R.P.GENERATIONS BLAST FROM THE PAST I THINK IT MEANS THAT THIS MIGHT BE AN ANCIENT DUNGEON. WWW.FACEBOOK.COM/RPGENERATIONS/ WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN? THẠCO WAS HERE

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Discover Locathah, maybe can role play as Merman Find out they look more like Reverse Mermaids. "Oh well, let's try em out anyway" . Leviathan Will. You have advantage on saving throws against being charmed, frightened, paralyzed, poisoned, stunned, or put to sleep. DM says you can play as a half Aasimar Race "Aasimar often attempt to pass as human..." • Limited Amphibiousness. You can breathe air and water, but you need to be submerged at least once every 4 hours to avoid suffocating. Gets to role play as Abe Sapien 155

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