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: parasitebro Dark, untold secrets thread 07/30/23(Sun)18:46:19 No.74217620 Sorry if my grammar is weird, English is my second language >be me, a year and some months ago >meet cute girl >she's blind in one eye >contracted a parasite when she was a kid >as a teenager, the parasite ate out the optic nerve of one of her eyes >she tells me about having to take yearly exams to make sure there are no eggs left inside her body >yeahwhateverhoney 62 KB JPG >keep on talking and flirting >sexual tension grows >I take the chance to lose my virginity >some time after, she unexpectedly stops talking to me >realization.jpg >I realize why she stopped talking to me >she realized there is a good chance she transmited me the parasite when we f----- >I'm dumb af too, I never considered it >I might have the parasite eggs inside me, either hatched or unhatched. I've been thinking about getting health exams. Even if there is no evidence, the minimum possibility may cause me paranoia for the next coming years. Nobody knows. not even family nor friends. I feel like a f------ walking biological weapon

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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