Anon meets a woman | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

: Anonymous 07/22/23(Sat)14:35:09 No.74116826 >meet shy, unconfident woman >we end up together >being in a relationship makes her feel more confident, she starts to achieve more in life because of it >she breaks up with me because she is now so confident she believes she deserves much better than me Every. Single. F------. Time 130 KB JPG

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon reads between the lines | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: BEWOKVBP X HORES 24 years old I'm a mother of three boys and pregnant with a little girl. I'm outgoing and love adventure. I'm headstrong and intelligence is key with me. 09/07/20(Mon)07:09:30 No.276331304 Anonymous (ID: IvQKefio >>276331304 (OP) # >complete slut xbgq6l.jpg 64 KB JPG I gotta know. 3.5 kids. How many baby daddies? That's make or break for me. why don't you men realize that there's a more complicated story behind each single mother of 3 kids? Mon 22:55 Honestly it's 4. I'm not going to lie but a piece of advice if you don't know the situation or what happened and why things went the way they did then I wouldn't judge or shall you cast the first stone! Bye now >starts quoting the bible Yea, that's about right. 09/07/20(Mon)07:36:13 No.276333806

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seamaxxxer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 946 KB JPG god damn it i was just going to visit my friend why is it wrong to go as a young white twink to sea >>74115949 # 07/22/23(Sat)11:40:54 No.74115870 : Anonymous im white and was flying solo to the philippines in a plane full of (south) east asians who were all looking at me funny and i felt weird like they were trying to pierce me with the stares for some reason Anonymous >>74115870 (OP) # You missed out on airplane bathroom o--- sex scene 32 KB JPG 07/22/23(Sat)11:44:17 No.74115890 07/22/23(Sat)11:58:48 No.74115949 5 Little Chuddies >>74115890 # 5 little gookies f------ OP in the toilet. One fell down and bumped his head.

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Anon offers a bloody sacrifice.......... | /r/Greentext

>uncle was dying of cancer >on hospital bed >doctors said he had 1 day left to live >sad, go to my room and lock the door >radomly decide to do a blood sacrifice by sacrificing my life for his >drew a pentagram on a piece of paper and then cut my palm with a knife and soaked the paper with blood 19 KB JPG >prayed that my uncle gets better in exchange for my life >next day uncle makes a miraculous recovery This was just a coincidence r-right?

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Anon's attempted murder | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 95 KB PNG 06/26/23(Mon)16:17:51 No.73806725 >be me >walking to my home >annoying kid follows me >waits in the bus stop >little rat doesn't shut his mouth >"accidentally" push him over to the road >a car almost run over him >apologies to him saying it was "accident" >he said no problem >finally he stopped talking and walk to his home >mfw finally peace

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Anon’s love story | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 262 KB PNG 07/21/23(Fri)21:11:57 No.29411559 >ex gf is pregnant from one of her friends from after we broke up >told her I'm still in love with her >we still live together >ask if we can get back together >she says after she has the kid what do

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Anon thinks BBC porn is worse than beastuality | /r/Greentext

File: 1645261647363.png (300 KB, 1545x869) P--- rabbit hole Anonymous 10/19/22(Wed)11:51:11 No.70646662 [Reply] >>70646847 List your p--- rabbit hole you coomer degens where it started how it developed and where you are right now. How do you feel about it aswell? >be me around 13ish start with regualr straight p--- >discover hentai watch straight vanilla for a while >find bible black and learn about futa (its all downhill from here) >get into traps >eventually just end up liking regular gay p--- >now for i----- phase that comes out of nowhere and never died >get into scat >women scat isnt enough so now gay scat >time passes around 15ish at this point and am on 4chan regularly (terrible mistake that i dont regret im here forever) >hey this furry s--- is pretty cool i like catgirls >oh great now i like dogs f------ women irl >loli and shota threads have hypnotized me after scrolling past them so many times so f--- it dont care just drawings >time passes around 16 or 17 now >t----- psyops worked >from this point on and to my current age of 21 got into the bbc s--- (litteraly over if you reach this point btw) And now here we are. I have nothing left to branch off into other than maybe pain or g--- stuff but ive never been into it so probably wont ever like it. Honestly cant complain when i have such a huge variety of things but i guess that only really happened cause stuff just gets boring for the penis and ape brain. My only regret is the t----- and bbc s--- but at least my interest for other things hasnt died out and it isnt my favorite i guess.

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Anon's dog doesn't love him | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 44 KB JPG picrel : Anonymous 07/22/23 (Sat)06:45:06 No.903023555 i tried to be a good dog owner but i don't own a house. i thought i could "give" him a better life than the next person, whatever that means. im a f------ failure 07/22/23 (Sat)06:46:50 No.903023630 : Anonymous all support will be met with gobacktoplebbit all offense will be met with cynical discard 07/22/23 (Sat)06:42:46 No.903023464 i am homeless and everyone i stay with, my dog latches onto them more than me. i think he thinks im s---. i yelled a couple times at the world now he doesn't want to be around me as much because it scared him. I moved in with a guy and my dog sleeps with him and not me. why am i here why am i telling this to the internet who just scrapes everything to sell me ads. after this post im probably going to get ads for apartments and dog treats. : Anonymous 07/22/23(Sat)06:48:09 No.903023689 none of you care about anything but adderall however you f------ spell it. :imacboi 1.99 MB GIF >>903023878 # 07/22/23(Sat)06:49:28 No.903023738 >>903023464 (OP) # my dog did this with my dad when i was younger he would sit on my bed and bite me if i tried to move him its why i like cats now 07/22/23(Sat)06:53:19 No.903023878 : Anonymous >>903023738 # so my dog sees me as a child. nice.

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Anon has a loving girlfriend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 193 KB JPG 07/21/23(Fri)22:13:16 No.29412070 >hire a prostitute >exchange nudes >talk for a while as well >decide to cancel our meet (was only in town for a few days) >she tells me she wants to be my gf, she loves me, is only doing this for the money cause she's poor >talk for a couple of weeks, keeps asking for money as well as asking how my day is going >reluctantly send some cash or giftcards on occassion >say no and refuse often because I don't want to be taken advantage of >started to gradually enjoy talking to her and the conversation, enjoyed hearing that she loves me, but not quite in love with her after only two weeks >start to open up a bit more >today she asks me to funnel bitcoin to her through cashapp till she gets back on her feet >say no >she blows up and tells me she's sick and tired of being paitent with me, that if I love her it shouldn't be that hard to do, that I'm the only one she can trust >just feels too shady, say we're done, block number I just wanted to vent, I feel bad, and I know you c---- will s--- on me for it, but I want to know if what I did was bad or not. Was it? It feels bad

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Anon refuses to be normie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/21/23(Fri)23:17:43 No.903022608 >for years, write silly fun greentext stories to entertain you /b/oys >find great joy out of this activity >2 months ago, get married >take time off from fourchan >2 months later, be today >excited to write another greentext >been sitting here for 2 hours trying to think of something but can't >can't even remember what the purpose of this place is >pepe starting to feel like a distant memory >heart sinking as /b/ is fading from my mind 256 KB JPG this marriage has taken away my soul /b/ this woman has ruined who I once was, extinguished our bond I don't want this to end /b/ hold my hand /b/ I can't let you go, you are all there is to me

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Anon needs a doctor | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Pimple on penis 33 KB JPG 07/21/23(Fri)09:14:26 No.29406852 >whitehead on shaft of penis >been there two weeks despite showering thoroughly twice a day >virgin, so not STD What do

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Anon loves the holidays | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 546 KB PNG 07/21/23(Fri)18:29:34 No.29410383 How do I get my boyfriend to stop hating Christmas? >be my boyfriend >2001 >7 years old >his best friend visits him during Christmas Break >they play together in his treehouse >play a game of Tag >my boyfriend accidentally shoves her while 'tagging' her when she's close to the entrance/exit and she topples out the treehouse >she dies >his mother, who had a litany of health problems and wasn't expected to live longer than a year or two, has a heart attack and dies upon hearing the news >the father commits suicide shortly thereafter I love Christmas and want him to enjoy it with me, but he wants nothing to do with the holiday

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Anon is a fan of skibidi toilet | /r/Greentext

Chud Just now No4040116 File (hide): 1689956294584.png (32.94 KB, 600x800, 7547363267883.png) ImgOps >Made by whites (no ESL elsagate slop) >No globohomo brainwashing >Cameramen use clever engineering and strategy while toilets just launch masses at you (metaphor for coming race war) >RuZZian artist Skibidi toilet is the most a---- thing a gen alpha kid can watch right now.

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