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: Anonymous 07/22/23(Sat)14:35:09 No.74116826 >meet shy, unconfident woman >we end up together >being in a relationship makes her feel more confident, she starts to achieve more in life because of it >she breaks up with me because she is now so confident she believes she deserves much better than me Every. Single. F------. Time 130 KB JPG

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon reads between the lines | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: BEWOKVBP X HORES 24 years old I'm a mother of three boys and pregnant with a little girl. I'm outgoing and love adventure. I'm headstrong and intelligence is key with me. 09/07/20(Mon)07:09:30 No.276331304 Anonymous (ID: IvQKefio >>276331304 (OP) # >complete slut xbgq6l.jpg 64 KB JPG I gotta know. 3.5 kids. How many baby daddies? That's make or break for me. why don't you men realize that there's a more complicated story behind each single mother of 3 kids? Mon 22:55 Honestly it's 4. I'm not going to lie but a piece of advice if you don't know the situation or what happened and why things went the way they did then I wouldn't judge or shall you cast the first stone! Bye now >starts quoting the bible Yea, that's about right. 09/07/20(Mon)07:36:13 No.276333806

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: Anonymous 946 KB JPG god damn it i was just going to visit my friend why is it wrong to go as a young white twink to sea >>74115949 # 07/22/23(Sat)11:40:54 No.74115870 : Anonymous im white and was flying solo to the philippines in a plane full of (south) east asians who were all looking at me funny and i felt weird like they were trying to pierce me with the stares for some reason Anonymous >>74115870 (OP) # You missed out on airplane bathroom o--- sex scene 32 KB JPG 07/22/23(Sat)11:44:17 No.74115890 07/22/23(Sat)11:58:48 No.74115949 5 Little Chuddies >>74115890 # 5 little gookies f------ OP in the toilet. One fell down and bumped his head.

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Anon offers a bloody sacrifice.......... | /r/Greentext

>uncle was dying of cancer >on hospital bed >doctors said he had 1 day left to live >sad, go to my room and lock the door >radomly decide to do a blood sacrifice by sacrificing my life for his >drew a pentagram on a piece of paper and then cut my palm with a knife and soaked the paper with blood 19 KB JPG >prayed that my uncle gets better in exchange for my life >next day uncle makes a miraculous recovery This was just a coincidence r-right?

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Anon's attempted murder | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 95 KB PNG 06/26/23(Mon)16:17:51 No.73806725 >be me >walking to my home >annoying kid follows me >waits in the bus stop >little rat doesn't shut his mouth >"accidentally" push him over to the road >a car almost run over him >apologies to him saying it was "accident" >he said no problem >finally he stopped talking and walk to his home >mfw finally peace

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Anon’s love story | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 262 KB PNG 07/21/23(Fri)21:11:57 No.29411559 >ex gf is pregnant from one of her friends from after we broke up >told her I'm still in love with her >we still live together >ask if we can get back together >she says after she has the kid what do

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Anon thinks BBC porn is worse than beastuality | /r/Greentext

File: 1645261647363.png (300 KB, 1545x869) P--- rabbit hole Anonymous 10/19/22(Wed)11:51:11 No.70646662 [Reply] >>70646847 List your p--- rabbit hole you coomer degens where it started how it developed and where you are right now. How do you feel about it aswell? >be me around 13ish start with regualr straight p--- >discover hentai watch straight vanilla for a while >find bible black and learn about futa (its all downhill from here) >get into traps >eventually just end up liking regular gay p--- >now for i----- phase that comes out of nowhere and never died >get into scat >women scat isnt enough so now gay scat >time passes around 15ish at this point and am on 4chan regularly (terrible mistake that i dont regret im here forever) >hey this furry s--- is pretty cool i like catgirls >oh great now i like dogs f------ women irl >loli and shota threads have hypnotized me after scrolling past them so many times so f--- it dont care just drawings >time passes around 16 or 17 now >t----- psyops worked >from this point on and to my current age of 21 got into the bbc s--- (litteraly over if you reach this point btw) And now here we are. I have nothing left to branch off into other than maybe pain or g--- stuff but ive never been into it so probably wont ever like it. Honestly cant complain when i have such a huge variety of things but i guess that only really happened cause stuff just gets boring for the penis and ape brain. My only regret is the t----- and bbc s--- but at least my interest for other things hasnt died out and it isnt my favorite i guess.

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Anon's dog doesn't love him | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 44 KB JPG picrel : Anonymous 07/22/23 (Sat)06:45:06 No.903023555 i tried to be a good dog owner but i don't own a house. i thought i could "give" him a better life than the next person, whatever that means. im a f------ failure 07/22/23 (Sat)06:46:50 No.903023630 : Anonymous all support will be met with gobacktoplebbit all offense will be met with cynical discard 07/22/23 (Sat)06:42:46 No.903023464 i am homeless and everyone i stay with, my dog latches onto them more than me. i think he thinks im s---. i yelled a couple times at the world now he doesn't want to be around me as much because it scared him. I moved in with a guy and my dog sleeps with him and not me. why am i here why am i telling this to the internet who just scrapes everything to sell me ads. after this post im probably going to get ads for apartments and dog treats. : Anonymous 07/22/23(Sat)06:48:09 No.903023689 none of you care about anything but adderall however you f------ spell it. :imacboi 1.99 MB GIF >>903023878 # 07/22/23(Sat)06:49:28 No.903023738 >>903023464 (OP) # my dog did this with my dad when i was younger he would sit on my bed and bite me if i tried to move him its why i like cats now 07/22/23(Sat)06:53:19 No.903023878 : Anonymous >>903023738 # so my dog sees me as a child. nice.

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Anon has a loving girlfriend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 193 KB JPG 07/21/23(Fri)22:13:16 No.29412070 >hire a prostitute >exchange nudes >talk for a while as well >decide to cancel our meet (was only in town for a few days) >she tells me she wants to be my gf, she loves me, is only doing this for the money cause she's poor >talk for a couple of weeks, keeps asking for money as well as asking how my day is going >reluctantly send some cash or giftcards on occassion >say no and refuse often because I don't want to be taken advantage of >started to gradually enjoy talking to her and the conversation, enjoyed hearing that she loves me, but not quite in love with her after only two weeks >start to open up a bit more >today she asks me to funnel bitcoin to her through cashapp till she gets back on her feet >say no >she blows up and tells me she's sick and tired of being paitent with me, that if I love her it shouldn't be that hard to do, that I'm the only one she can trust >just feels too shady, say we're done, block number I just wanted to vent, I feel bad, and I know you c---- will s--- on me for it, but I want to know if what I did was bad or not. Was it? It feels bad

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Anon refuses to be normie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/21/23(Fri)23:17:43 No.903022608 >for years, write silly fun greentext stories to entertain you /b/oys >find great joy out of this activity >2 months ago, get married >take time off from fourchan >2 months later, be today >excited to write another greentext >been sitting here for 2 hours trying to think of something but can't >can't even remember what the purpose of this place is >pepe starting to feel like a distant memory >heart sinking as /b/ is fading from my mind 256 KB JPG this marriage has taken away my soul /b/ this woman has ruined who I once was, extinguished our bond I don't want this to end /b/ hold my hand /b/ I can't let you go, you are all there is to me

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Anon needs a doctor | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Pimple on penis 33 KB JPG 07/21/23(Fri)09:14:26 No.29406852 >whitehead on shaft of penis >been there two weeks despite showering thoroughly twice a day >virgin, so not STD What do

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Anon loves the holidays | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 546 KB PNG 07/21/23(Fri)18:29:34 No.29410383 How do I get my boyfriend to stop hating Christmas? >be my boyfriend >2001 >7 years old >his best friend visits him during Christmas Break >they play together in his treehouse >play a game of Tag >my boyfriend accidentally shoves her while 'tagging' her when she's close to the entrance/exit and she topples out the treehouse >she dies >his mother, who had a litany of health problems and wasn't expected to live longer than a year or two, has a heart attack and dies upon hearing the news >the father commits suicide shortly thereafter I love Christmas and want him to enjoy it with me, but he wants nothing to do with the holiday

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Anon is a fan of skibidi toilet | /r/Greentext

Chud Just now No4040116 File (hide): 1689956294584.png (32.94 KB, 600x800, 7547363267883.png) ImgOps >Made by whites (no ESL elsagate slop) >No globohomo brainwashing >Cameramen use clever engineering and strategy while toilets just launch masses at you (metaphor for coming race war) >RuZZian artist Skibidi toilet is the most a---- thing a gen alpha kid can watch right now.

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