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1d (7/16 9:56) 71618039 3 Replies >>71609229 (OP) I define myself as the URINE KING >be me >Whenever I know I have to go to a public restroom with urinals, I try to drink as much water as possible and don't piss for as long as I can take it >I wait in the bathroom for a victim >When he goes in an urinal, I go in the one right next to his >Like half the time people can't even piss because they have someone in the stand right next to them (beta) >Sometimes I wait for them to start pissing and i rush to the next urinal, a lot of times they stop mid stream >If they manage to keep pissing I unleash my stream >A literal river >In the gym I train my lower abdomen a lot just so I can piss harder >I squeeze my abs to maximize the stream, it is so strong that most of the times droplets fly out of the urinals and onto my clothes >I say something like "oh wow I just had to take a simple leak". It's obviously a lie but no one will never know >I piss so hard that is sounds like I'm frying potatoes >Everyone gets intimidated and leaves >No one has p----- longer than me for the moment >I'm the f------ URINE KING

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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