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07/09/23(Sun)14:50:38 No.73958148 : Anonymous >>73958014 >>73957656 none of this mfs are me, the story goes like this >be me >get paired up with a cutie on a college project >for some reason she doesn't want me to go to her home so suggest we do the project at my house >bitch suggest day were coincidentally my parents arent home >it's like shes setting up a sex adventure >the day comes >nobody's home, she's cute and im extremely horny at this point >realize i could have her and nobody could stop me >don't want to r--- her cuz ill obvs end up in jail or smth >impure thoughts flood my head >realize it's gonna happen weather any or us likes it or not >tell her she better go home >says she wants the project to be done today so she doesn't wanna leave >my warnings arent working >remember my based dad hides guns in his closet >tell her im going to drop a deuce but grab a gun >tell her she has to go otherwise i will be forced to r--- her >bitch yells like a banshee and runs away leaving all her s--- here >know for a fact she will accuse me of r--- regardless so may as well shouldve done it >too late anyways

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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