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Vincent Tigoy 06/30/23(Fri)08:26:23 No.901796292 Gen Z does not dream of labor On TikTok and online, the youngest workers are rejecting work as we know it. How will that play out IRL? By Terry Nguyen | Updated Apr 22, 2022, 9:00am EDT Illustration by Bea Hayward for Vox 831_93906_.jpg 270 KB JPG Stop doing that NOW! >"Heh, the world owes you nothing, incel" "Oh, by the way, you will never be able to afford a house because F--- YOU that's why!" Alright, fine. >refuses to work >refuses to socialize >refuses to pay taxes >refuses to marry a slut >refuses to join the military 85 Replies / 6 Images >"NOOOO you damn loser zoomer freak! Get back into the cage immediately you ungrateful lazy f---!" >"You OWE this to the world you incel!" Why are they like this? View Thread

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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A humorous joke is told to the class by Anon...... | /r/Greentext

I pulled an awful prank today, and dont think anyone knows it was me. > In class, community college sucks 21 KB JPG > Sitting next to black kid, Jamarcus > Have to s--- > Go to bathroom > Push out a big long turd > Turd looks like a b--------- > I get a funny idea > Grab turd and stuff it in bag > Back in class, sitting at desk > Throw turd at front of classroom for all students and teacher to see > Yell "Jamarcus, I think your d--- fell off!" > Nobody laughs > People start screaming in disgust and confusion, yelling "w--" > No one got the joke. Those who did did not appreciate it > I quickly exit while everyone is freaking out ove my poop

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Anon cleans the street from criminals | /r/Greentext

133 KB PNG >Be me >Be with girlfriend >Girlfriend cheats on me >I break up >She goes with the guy who cucked me >A few weeks passes >I stalk the guy a little >Realize he's a drug dealer >Realize he's not very smart >Make a folder with all the proofs >Send the folder to the police by mail >Local narcotic team thank me >They do their job >Ex gf and drug dealer are both in jail right now

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Anon is a manly man | /r/Greentext

166 KB JPG >talking to girl about something personal >start to get emotional, start crying >straight up autistically say crying in front of women is gay and it is making me look weak, so I stopped >"but I care about you, showing emotions is what you should do, it's not gay. I'm here for you, it's okay." what the f--- did she mean by this? is she making fun of me? I just ignored her. what a f------ w----.

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Anon is a man of culture | /r/Greentext

69 KB JPG >Be Italian >Wake up at 4am to argue with other Europeans about the superiority of our sun dried tomatoes >5am go stand watch over the sun dried tomatoes >15 hour shift ends, go into town to relax >Don't hear a single word of Italian, it's all Africans and Arabs >Go into a bar and order a birra moretti >bartender opens the local prostitute's legs and collects her piss into a chalice shaped glass and starts shouting at me in Italian BABIDIBUBIDI A PORCA MISERIA! >Thank him by yelling back while making exaggerated hand gestures >spend an hour arguing online about tomatoes and beer >finally lift glass of Italian nectar to my face >hear a crash >whole boat comes through the wall of the bar >it's another few hundred 6 foot tall unaccompanied migrant children >everyone gets r----

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Anon has a cat problem | /r/Greentext

File: cat_chicks_warmer.webm (2.1 MB, 400x720) Anonymous 06/29/23(Thu)18:20:21 No.29249906 >>29249923 >>29249928 >>29250001 Just bought a new house and the old homeowners moved 4 blocks down. Their cat is an "outdoor cat" and keeps returning to their old home (my home). My indoor cat hates every other cat on Earth and f------ loses her s--- every time she sees one through a window. The old homeowner's cat treats this like her home and taunts my cat by getting right up in the windows. This causes my cat to lose her f------ mind, scream at the top of her lungs, and in some cases redirect her aggression toward me. I honestly f------ hate these old homeowners for a variety of reasons and want nothing to do with them, how can I remedy this situation on my own with 0 dead cats?

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Anon has rizz because of 4chan | /r/Greentext

>be me, 18 khv >love military history >/k/ guys are selling used austrian military jackets for cheap >fuckyeah >buy one >jacket shows up 26 KB JPG >fits me really well >decide to wear to school >in history >already getting weird looks from people, realize i look school shootery >learning about nazis and hitler >1933, hitler saluting behind flags of reichsadler >everyone looks at me >realize i have a reichsadler patch on my shoulder >f--- >sweating profusely >incredibly nervous bc jacket has obvious german markings >8/10 roastie approaches me after class, asks about jacket >tell her it's from austria not nazi germany, i'm not a /pol/ f----- >'oh cool, My grandma's austrian!' >says she likes jacket and it looks really warm >realize it's pretty cold >offer her jacket >she smiles and calls me a gentleman >ffw end of day >she gives back my jacket >gives me her snap I'd like to thank hitler and /k/ for getting me a gf

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Anon works for Burger King | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12 KB JPG 07/22/21(Thu)23:07:14 No.64672110 >Be me >Working at Burger King >I add an extra chicken nuggets to bags when they're for a kid's meal >Imagine the kid feeling so lucky he got an extra nugget >He wasn't actually lucky though, as I did that deliberately My devilish nature cannot be contained

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Anon lives with his parents - s | /r/Greentext

94 KB GIF share family hate stories, i'll go first >be me, 26 year old neet >lazy >depressed >dropped out of college after one year >dropped out of trade school after three weeks >never had a GF >friendless >twin sister is planning her wedding and apartment shopping with fiance >she says i can't live with her when she moves out >asked my parents what i'm supposed to do when they die >mom opens her mouth to answer but before she does my 16yo brother hollers "maybe you'll finally get a job you f------ leech" >mom shuts her mouth and dad coughs i can't be sure but i'm pretty sure he was hiding a laugh. f------ geezer i hope he chokes. 06/20/23(Tue)00:28:26 No.73735339 : Anonymous >i hope he chokes why, so you can finally get a job?

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Anon needs to move on | /r/Greentext

>gf of 3 years broke up with me in January >told me she wants to do a "break up checkup" every month >go to a restaurant and talk about our feelings and how our lives are going >I still love her, so I do it, but it's heartbreaking >FFWD to our last checkup, we are really hitting it off, I got a new apartment last week, she is proud of me, wants to come home w/ me 811 KB PNG >f--- yes, take her home and we have really dirty sex like we never did before >afterwards, she tells me she has a boyfriend who she met a week after we broke up. he wants her to bang me after every checkup, he thinks it's hot >I break down crying, feeling so used I'm a girl btw. W-- can I do to this cuck?

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Anonymous 06/30/23(Fri)03:05:39 No.73847997 [Reply] >>73848046 >be me >f17 tistic and about to go insane >find therapist and talk to therapist >therapist tells me im "aggresive" and that we cant continue this adhd test or i might "throw away the computer" >didnt do s---, just stared at the screen and clicked buttons >"why you so aggresive whats the reason? anon?" >say "well its because youre a f----- >asks me to leave >i leave + calling her a bitch >buying K the next day >not insane anymore >mfw therapy is a scam and ketamine is much cheaper

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Anon could be a lost cause | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 147 KB JPG 06/30/23(Fri)02:34:22 No.73848282 >be me, 18m >finished high school, British equivalent of it >came back to school to give back some books, see a friend there who is a year below me, start talking to him >a girl comes over to us to talk about our topic >after a while learn she speaks my language and we are the same nationality >friend leaves, we talk with each other and walk home a bit then split >this is the first time I have ever interacted with her, start feeling stuff for her H--------, how can this loneliness and wizardry be possible at my age? How far gone am I? Is it over for me? Its not even sexual thoughts, just fantasy about a relationship, how f----- am I?

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Anon is sad and lonely | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Lonely IT'S JOEVER 60 KB JPG 06/29/23(Thu)22:51:25 No.29248819 > be me, 21m > smart, handsome, kind, sometimes funny, or at least been told so by many different friends > 1 year left of uni > sad, lonely virgin > only had 1 gf when 13 for a year and a bit > 8 years of no gf > every time I am interested in someone, they aren't interested back > on other hand, have been crushed on by number of girls i am not interested in > last year of uni > one of main goals of uni was to find someone like minded to get into a relationship and lose v-card to > haven't done that > massive feelings for 1 girl, she doesn't see me like that > heard her getting railed by some chad on last day of uni, causing me to leave due to almost throwing up from the anxiety of knowing i'll never be enough for anyone > i always get my hopes up, but everyday gets closer to me dying sad and alone, and I don't see a way out > might just kms to save the bother I can see why some guys become incels, maybe I would be if my mum didn't raise me so well. You want someone or something to blame, so the destination you cannot reach, you alter in your brain to become undesirable to save yourself the pain and fear of not being able to reach said destination

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