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: Anonymous 54 KB JPG 06/21/23(Wed)23:35:44 No.73758098 >Be 2010 >Just graduated high school >Bitcoin is like $2 a pop >Buy a s--- ton of them with the few hundred dollars or so I have >Buy more over the upcoming months >Bitcoin wallet password is on a red flash drive >Put it in my room somewhere >Forget about it >Years later >See that bitcoin is worth over $20,000 each >Sell all of them >Buy a house, meet a girl, have a family >Bitcoin goes up even more over the years >Oh well, I have enough to cover my basic needs for decades >Have a beautiful five bedroom house with a pool in the suburbs >Today >Stare out into the morning sunset next to my family >My mother calls my name >Calls me a few more times >Everything fades into black >Open my eyes >My mother tells me I need to look for a job since I dropped out of college >Beer bottles and c-------- butts fall from my lap as I get up >Wipe the drool from my chin >Say I'll do it tomorrow as my father yells at me from across the house >I'm 31 at this point >The bitcoin flash drive was destroyed in the washing machine years ago >Have this same dream every night Robots, I could have been a millionaire...

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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