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: Anonymous 4am realization 06/17/23(Sat) 04:10:27 No.73702494 >VIRGIN AT 26 F------ YEARS OLD >OVER 9500 DAYS ON EARTH AND I NEVER PUT MY PENIS IN A VAGINA >women my age have 20+ body count AT THE VERY LEAST >ZERO experience at 26, some 14 years old around the world have more experience than me 62 KB JPG HAHAHAHA IT'S SO F------ OVER WHAT THE F--- OH MY GOD >26 KEK

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon doesn’t like Modern Family | /r/Greentext

Anonymous the complete tenth season modern family 89 KB JPG 06/17/23(Sat)20:42:27 No.901087999 >Be me >Indian anon >Work really hard training as an accountant and learning English >Complete my ACA and my IB in English >Get a job as an accountant in the UAE >One of my Western colleagues recommends me a show on Disney Plus, called Modern Family >Check it out and immediately notice one thing >The patriarch of the family does nothing but affords this Los Angeles mansion and sports cars for his b----- wife and kid >The other family portrays a retard house salesman and his implied w---- wife. Despite having kids and a dependent spouse he too affords a f------ palace to live in and multiple luxury cars for his family >Then there's the gay couple, one of which doesn't work, who also live in luxury housing and can afford to buy a kid from the third world as their "fashion accessory" >None of these people seem to do anything, while in my country, the entire family works full time kids included to pay rent on a rat and cockroach infested room to share and just enough to eat >Me and my parents worked hard enough so that I instead live in 6 man room share without AC, being able to afford a fast food meal once a week and to send half my paycheck home to my relatives I'm a pretty calm and chill guy but seeing this show makes me want to kill westoids in rage

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Anons shitty experience | /r/Greentext

52 KB JPG >be me in 4th grade >Last day of school so desks are all put away >Kid laying on ground >Friend jokes that I should stand over him and fart >I go over, stand over him, and I shart, like a lot, and I'm wearing shorts >S--- runs down my leg and drips into his face and some gets in his mouth >He screams and goes home early >Ffw to a few years back, high school >I've come out as gay >See the kid who's mouth I shat in years prior, start talking to him and laughing about our s----- childhood >He forgives me.. turns out he's gay too >We end up going out on a few dates >One night really horny, gonna lose my v card to his hole >Get to his room, he drops his pants >Grabs a--- lube, asks me to ram his ass.. gently >Go in and come back out and he starts projectile s------- all over my c--- and balls >It gets all over my stomach and chest, splashes onto my face and lands into my mouth >He laughs at me and yells "payback f'ggot!" >I am so overwhelmed I just laugh and start throwing his half liquid s--- back at him like an ape fight >Fast forward to today and I'm once again single, haven't had too many s----- incidents since This is what life is all about

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Anon Conquers Racism | /r/Greentext

Anonymous my gluttony is stopping my rac(...) 06/04/23(Sun)07:02:35 No.73555216 94 KB GIF >be me >/pol/ chud >hates any non whites, n------, jeets, SEAmonkeys, chinks, sandniggers...... >wished for them to vanish from earth >work buddy introduced me to a chink restaurant to eat some dim sum >Sure, whatever, I am not an autist that shows my power level outside >H-------- >Chink food is actually good >much better than the s--- I eat everyday >Work buddies gradually brought me to different ethnic restaurants >somehow, different cultures have extremely unique food with different characteristics that suprised me everytime >Loving it every time >Diet slowly getting replaced by foods from other culture >started learning to cook these foods as well >can't really hate any race anymore since all of them have good food that I f------ love >tfw being a glutton made me unable to be a racist

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The Frontier is here | /r/Greentext

Avt LISTED ENERGY Fear mam Entegre MOD AMD FRONTIER Exascale Computing >For years, this level of computing capability was a far-off dream. Now, it is here: AMD powers the world's first official exascale supercomputer, Frontier >AMD collaborated with the U.S. Department of Energy, Oak Ridge National Laboratory, and HPE to design the Frontier supercomputer. Featuring 3rd Gen AMD EPYC™ processors and AMD Instinct™ MI250 accelerators, Frontier is now the first supercomputer to officially cross the exascale barrier with 1.1 exaflops of performance. Frontier also features a theoretical peak performance of 2 exaflops. Its officially gg this amount of computing power is enough to pretty much do anything at this point we're talking full real-time simulations of everything going on in the world combined with real time analysis its gg

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Anon screws up | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 20 KB JPG 10/17/20(Sat)15:37:32 No.838054717 >be me at 15 >share pc with family >dad screams at me >beats me up because I "installed a virus on the pc" >the neighbors call the police because they saw me getting his s--- kicked out >look at pc >it's the windows 10 update

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Anon gets stood up | /r/Greentext

Anonymous "You'll meet her when you leas(...) 366 KB JPG 06/17/23(Sat)09:03:08 No.29158684 Anons, did you really meet your girlfriend, your eventual wife or even a friends with benefits when you least expected to? This whole idea of meeting your girl out of the blue sounds like complete b-------. I'm sure not the only Anon here who's been living his life: >hitting bars and clubs with friends or solo >going to college >hitting the gym >go for walks or play guitar at parks, nature reserves instead >join book clubs >use dating apps too: Hinge, Tinder and Bumble >hit the library, etc Yet I haven't meet a single girl who really likes me: Whenever I get a girl's snapchat or her number in real life or via a dating app, chat with her for a few days then ask her out: >I get ghosted or >stood up on the date night It f------ sucks, Jesus Christ... Yet everyone keeps saying: >You need to be patient, you'll meet her when you least expect it. Yeah right, f------ kek! Man, women are so f------ lucky that they don't need to take initiative, go through rejection, dust themselves off and pick themselves up again and again and again, Imfao.

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Femanon asks why | /r/Greentext

/fit/ - Fitness Anonymous Board 58 KB JPG ▼ Settings Mobile Home 06/16/23(Fri)21:29:23 No.71296002 >date guy for 3 months >mention something went wrong at work with my boss and I was venting to bf about it >he just says "well that's why you shouldn't have done that in the first place" >I tell him that's victim blaming >he says "It's hard not to cause you're always a f------ victim it's annoying" >tell him then maybe we shouldn't date if he's going to talk to me that way >m----------- says "k guess we're done then" >I see him on tinder not even a day later Why are men like this

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Anon is vegetarian | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/06/19(Sun)23:32:38 No.52680592 Anonymous 54646456466.png 107 KB PNG Why yes, I'm a vegetarian, how did you know? 10/06/19(Sun)23:34:22 No.52680603 because you are posting pictures of other men online >>52680607 # >>52680628 # >>52680635 # >>52680636 #

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Anon is oblivious | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>71298126 (OP) # >talking to stacy coworker >she is always incredibly blunt with random questions >"so what's your favorite thing about sex anon?" 06/16/23(Fri)22:03:17 No.71299782 >im caught off guard but tell her the eye contact >she starts giggling and tells me how she hadn't heard that before >mfw im a virgin i need p----. i'm going to download dating apps but have no pictures besides selfies yet >>71299791 # >>71299807 # >>71299867 # >>71299937 # : Anonymous >>71299782 # are you retarded? stacy literally wants you d--- >>71299893 # 06/16/23(Fri)22:03:53 No.71299791

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anon asks for movie recommendations featuring biblically accurate angels | /r/Greentext

IMG_2131.png KB, 500X450) google yandex iqab Walt saucehao Anonymous 06/17/23(Sat)17:39:03 No.186443481 [9] [Reply] ✓ >>18644361 Movies or shows with biblically accurate angels? Anonymous 06/17/23(Sat)17:45:45 No.186443616 ✓ 322px-Soyak.png (11 KB, 322x400) google yandex iqdb wait saucenao (21) Anonymous 06/17/23(Sat)17:47:36 No.186443663 ✓ Reddit.jpg (38 KB, 396x410) google yandex iqdb wait saucenao >biblically accurate angels >>186443481 (OP). >biblically accurate angels

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OP has the dumb? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous am I the dumb 06/15/23(Thu)16:30:20 No.900986378 OUTLET RETARD CHAMBER MODEL F211 900175PS! LISTED OSTA get back in there. FB_IMG_1686042837175.jpg 91 KB JPG >be me >be in coffee shop on a college campus >"I'll have a small hot late and a cup of ice" >"Oh you want an small iced latte?" >"No. I want a small hot late and a cup of ice." >"Why don't you just order an iced latte?" >"Does a cup of ice cost extra?" >"No." >"How much ice is in your iced latte?" >"Half a cup. Why?" >me, not trying to argue with what I hope isn't a med student >look behind me, no line, I have time >"If you fill half the cup with ice, I'm losing 30 to 50% of my coffee drink to ice. If it costs the same hot or iced, I get more drink my way." >"I don't understand. Why don't you just order the iced latte." >"I'm well aware. Please, I'll order a hot latte and a cup of ice. Please." >"Lemme make sure I've got this right- hot latte, cup of ice?" >"Now you're getting it." >"Oooookaaaaaay." rolls her eyes >"Order for OP?" >I walk up, grab the latte, look her in the eye, and pour it into the ice. The ice cup is full and I still have 40% of a cup of latte. She looks at me like I'm a f------ magician.

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Autistic Albanian Anon wants tendie money | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Please be patient I have autism 23 KB JPG autist 09/21/22(Wed)03:00:28 No.885965533 >Rockstar gets hacked >GTA 6 is leaked >The perpetrator is identified by the BBC as an autist >Who still lives with his mom and dad >Attends a special ed school >He's Albanian >Literally got hacked by a an Albanian Alright, which one of you was it?

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