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Anonymous 3444 KB JPEG 11/06/2023, 00:09:44 No.64139369 Be me Reddit addict Love scrolling through memes and engaging in discussions Always used a third-party app for the best experience Life was good, everything was smooth Then, hear the news Reddit decides to ban third-party apps Panic mode activated Download the native app with a heavy heart Open it with low expectations Oh boy, was I in for a surprise Native app sucks ass, big time Clunky interface, slow loading times, and constant crashes Where did all the features go? No more customization, no more seamless browsing Feel like a prisoner in a poorly designed cage Scrolling is a chore, comments are a mess Longing for the simplicity and efficiency of the third-party app Reddit, why did you do this? Why take away our freedom of choice? Now stuck with a subpar experience Missing the smoothness and functionality Each day is a struggle, a reminder of what once was Can't help but feel betrayed and frustrated Reddit, please bring back third-party apps We deserve better than this sorry excuse of an app.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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HOT BOY H COMTME CRATES NAKEY JAKEY FromSoftware's Game Design Changed Everything Nakey Jakey 1.3M views 3 days ago Screenshot_20230603_170637.jpg 396 KB JPG 36:01 >summarizes wikipedia article on the production of demon's souls >adds unfunny quips to appeal to the reddit audience >millions of views Why aren't you a gaming video essayist yet?

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Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)01:30:00 No.53878455 ► >>53878466 >>53878475 >>53878439 >she if it has a penis it isnt a "she" Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)01:30:54 No.53878466>>53878515 File: 410gxVYUO8L SX425_jpg (21 KB, 425x408) >>53878455 I'm straight so whatever makes my d--- hard is a woman f-----

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Three anons share near-death experiences | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: NUX2M2Mu) 06/09/23(Fri)17:39:07 No.430062523 ► >>430062955 >>430080367 >>430083222 >>430088351 >>430089822 >>430092341 File: 1592716875736.jpg (50 KB, 476x616) I had an NDE, an experience which may be the most profound I've experienced in life, where I spoke to people whom I have never seen before, nor were they accompanied by anyone familiar to me. The kindness and love they emanated had a purity unlike anything found in this world. I was given a choice to come back and I took it, though I have regretted the choice ever since. I was given a mission to help people expand their understanding of the truth, but the truth I had been given was also one which I was told I may never be capable of explaining to a single other soul. I spent the next decade invested in communicating this truth to the best of my ability but found, in the end, it is an impossible task. With time, as a result, I came to the conclusion that this experience was all just a convincing delusion which my mind had played on itself as a means to cope with my situation. I have a deep empathy for those who claim to have seen the other side, but I have found no true wisdom from any of their 'testimonies' which only served to further exemplify the inherent flaws of human nature and our inability to correctly perceive truth. Anonymous (ID: ks7ueT//) 06/09/23(Fri)19:42:51 No.430073929 ► >>430080287 >>430059144 (OP) I had an NDE. All the extreme pain and agony just ceased. I was suddenly free. The darkness and blurriness of this world vanished, and I could see for the first time the brightness, the life, the colors, the vibrancy. I was ready to fly. A thought held me for a moment. I looked down to see my empty husk. A wave of sadness passed over me but it was quick. I let go. I felt like flying or growing far and wide, but it was just my senses, like I knew and saw everything and everywhere I wanted. Another wave of a sad, anchoring thought. My family. They'd be so sad. I looked at them from far above the Earth. They looked so distant, small, still ignorant. Their would-be sadness, small and temporary. We would meet again real soon. The feeling passed quickly. I was finally free. I turned my gaze to other worlds, eager to see other Creations. A voice then whispers, surprising me, sounding like me but not exactly me, and yet still me. >you realize you must go back now, right? You still have a job to do. I sigh. >Yes, I know. I know. I take a few moments. >Alright, let's do it. A lot of concentration, a lot of determination, I become like a rocket, forcing my way through with the power of a million stars, I rocket down, I shrink and shrink pulling all my force together, compacting it, pushing, squeezing, contorting it, smaller and smaller, the pain starts to appear again, smaller and smaller, im no longer powering through, now im falling, im falling as the world becomes bigger and bigger, falling in a tiny little hole, my knowledge and certainty leaves me, will I make it? Oh god, oh god help me in this last part, there it is, there i am, almost there, a violent stream of air rushes against me, there I am, i need air, i must breathe, breathe, breathe, >GASP That was it. Sorry for the story format, but I cannot find better words for the experience, it was too rich. Anonymous (ID: F7nsqmAB) 06/09/23(Fri)22:44:29 No.430087259 ► >>430087842 >>430059144 (OP) I had one at 19, wrote it down the minute I regained consciousness. I was passed out blacked out drunk and suffocating on my front on the bed. I went to heaven and was sent back to earth, but was shown the lessons I was supposed to learn on the way before I f----- up. Heaven was a wall of light and the second I went through I appeared again at the foot of the ascent. I was rejected or returned without explanation or pause. Never seen anything nor dreamed anything near that complex or profound for the next few decades. I was so s-------- I have no idea how I could come up it it. It changed my life, I cleaned up my act and never doubted the mystery of the death process again and it was clear there is a process you go through when you die for whatever reason. Get your s--- together anons, you have no idea how happy I was in front of the golden walled, seeming lit on a beautiful yellowish orange moving surface, a holy entrance and I was not even a religious person then. It was like heading into a source of light and having no fear whatsoever. Complete joy to see what was coming. I wasn't alone on the ascent. There were people who were giving up half way and some who looked so much like a woman I ended up with a half decade later. I swear all the above is true to the best of my recollection.

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Anon goes bonkers | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 2.91 MB PNG 06/10/23(Sat)12:21:16 No.73625723 >be me >too autistic to hold down a normal human being job >sign up for some random video game job listing >didnt even care if it couldve been some human trafficking ring actually that wouldve been better >bitch i married high on crack kicks me out of my trailer >gives me a list of random s--- to buy the day i recieve my f------ paycheck whatever >go to drive car and it breaks down >walk several miles to grab check hungover >ignore the karens protesting outside >walk into my job i know jackall about i dont even like video games >some nerd tells me to see the boss in his office >he says im fired >still have to get other random s--- or wife will peg me >office gets shot up because this is america might just f------ lose it

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Anon’s coworkers either have incest fetishes or are touch starved. Possibly both. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 58 KB JPG 12/23/21(Thu)21:13:13 No.66689889 >Yesterday night >Go out with coworkers >Take sister along to make it bearable >We go to some fancy restaurant >Don't know what to order >"Let's asks for different things and we can swich if we don't like it" I tell my sister >She joyfully agrees and she orders some fish and chips >I order some fancy hamburger with different kind of chips >We keep chatting just us two because she's the only one I actually care for there >Food arrives, it's actually nice >Sister starts digging on my plate >We dug at each other's plates all night >I actually cut my hamburger in half and give one piece to her in exchange for some fish at some point >In all we ate about half of the other's food, which was nice >We drank of each other's drinks also >Pleasant evening I would say >Today >Go to work >Coworkers start mocking me >Actually asked me if I was in some sort of relationship with my sister >"That's so weird man, sharing food, drinking from the same cup" >They actually try to make me feel embarrassed about it C'mon robots, I know this is not common but is not f------ weird, it's my god damn sister

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Anon feeling sad | /r/Greentext

>be me age 8 >school does circus show >people bending fake metal rods and lifting actual weight >we've been given wrestler names >be overweight >get the name "Eddie Guerrero" >lift weights in front of people >happy.jpg >find out years later who Eddie Guerrero was >find out dude died of heart attack in the ring >find out why they called me Eddie Guerrero >mfw 71 KB JPG

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Anon plannin' to get her | /r/Greentext

>be me >working at s----- job at grocery store as a bagger >qt3.14 cashier touches a item with her boobs by accident >I touch the item to bag it >cya later virgins

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Anon giving life lessons | /r/Greentext

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>be me >got food stuck between my teeth >get toothpick >retard.exe >get wood stuck between my teeth >have wood and food stuck in my teeth I'm re ed anons

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>Be me >Chilling on discord, messaging friends 55 KB JPG >Suddenly hear knocking on my window >Look to my right to see what's going on >Mfw a f------ bird has gotten into my room and is ramming itself into the window trying to get out >Panic like crazy and jump off from my seat and exit the room >Heart pumping hands shaking wondering w-- to do >Call mother to ask for help >Mother and grandfather arrive and go into my room >Nothing there. The f----- left on it's own >Tfw I got ridiculed by my family for nothing F--- you bird.

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185 KB PNG >finally get a gf >go to meet her parents >walk in the door with her, her little sister is there (9) >starts laughing and says "who is that" >girlfriend says it's her boyfriend >replies with "oh nooooooo im sorry" and runs off Why are kids so f------ brutal?

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