Short GF by haloowl

Notes:

I originally saw this on Twitter and thought I would share it here. I made sure to seek out the original source out of principle. Naturally, the line about wearing children's clothes made the Twitter twits scream p----------because it's not like it's meant to be humorously hyperbolic or anything. I even saw something about "height of consent" in the comments, which may have been a joke (but I'm sure that a fair number of Twitter users actually believe that.) That is to be expected with Twitter, though.

Short people have it rough.