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Anonymous | 185069804 66.9 kB PNG 19 REPLIES Accidentally Revealed I Was a Chud to My Mother 1 REPLY 2 hr ago ... >watching TV with my mom >Little Mermaid live action trailer comes on >mom complains about how often the commercial comes on and how annoying with how ugly the actress is >agrees with her even though I barely watch TV and it's my first time watching the commercial >"Yeah mom, black people are so ugly. Why couldn't they get a cute white girl with red hair?" >mom says she's not ugly because she's black, she's ugly because she's ugly, in fact she doesn't even have to be white or have red hair, just be a pretty actress >don't know what to say so I said "Okay" Has this ever happened to you? Have you ever revealed your power level to your parents? 4 IMAGES Anonymous 185069853 don't worry. i'll smooth things over with your mom tonight. REPLY 2 hr ago...

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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File: 230328083823-03-body-mong(...).jpg (142 KB, 1280x720) ■ mongolia Anonymous (ID: Q3laADol) >> >> 05/19/23(Fri)21:09:28 No.17679800 Mongolia is unironically the coolest nation on earth >casually had 2nd biggest empire on earth, lasted like 160 years and had 0 government aside from technically living under the khan & sometimes having to house soldiers >????? >became a puppet of the Soviets >Leader of Mongolia SSR Slapped stalin in the face for wanting to make Mongolia an atheist state >abolished their old government in the 90s >is essentially just a nomad state >1/3 of their population is nomad herders >its legal to just camp wherever you want like an open-world video game, nomad traders camp outside of cities >Capitol city is unpolluted with little traffic >People always share meals with travelers >Literally nothing happens ever >Everyone's happy you WILL live in nature, you WILL eat healthy meats and greens, you WILL own everything you need Anonymous (ID: (mTr44RWT) 05/19/23(Fri)21:14:47 No.17679809 ► >>17679814 meanwhile OP leads a sedentary suburban life playing videogames while casually passing judgement on other culture while comparing them to the videogames Anonymous (ID: Q3laADol) 05/19/23(Fri)21:16:40 No.17679814 ► >>17679809 what are you gonna do about it big boy

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Anon discovers the India effect | /r/Greentext

Women are wearing a 'safety layer' over their outfits in public to deter 'creepy' men - with many labelling it 'sad but necessary' By Ellen Coughlan For Mailonline 10:48 17 May 2023, updated 12:16 17 May 2023 Tok women.jpg 37 KB JPG hey, maybe if we leave women alone a couple more thousands of year they will end up re-creating civilization Anonymous (ID: L9bdS3va TRA 05/19/23(Fri)13:42:59 No.427587513 WOMEN ACCIDENTALLY DISCOVER MODESTY! H--------! >>427587669 # >>427589993 # >>427594085 # >>427594697 # >>427595190 # >>427604453 # >>427604500 # >>427605112 # >>427605918 # >>427606616 # >>427612977 # >>427618154 # >>427633550 # Anonymous (ID: Pgdjp6hh) — 05/19/23(Fri)13:43:21 No.42758754: >>427587448 (OP) # The India effect. We induce modesty in women >>427594085 # >>427600875 # >>427602349 # >>427602810 # >>427602953 # >>427604776 # >>427604809 # >>427605268 # >>427605913 # >>427606007 # >>427607070 # >>427608792 # >>427612717 # >>427614123 # >>427622984 # >>427625615 #

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: Anonymous LIMITED TIME ONLY! 05/19/23(Fri)17:06:55 No.73379069 PRINGLES FIRST WE FEAST PRESENTS HOT ONES. Seite far Les Calientes VERDE NATURAL FLAVOR 156 g 5f91b666-27fb-4cd1-96a8- a9fabee11276.b5737cdb3e450f7edbc61c730180e091.jpg 23 KB JPG Why does seeing the Pringle guy in pain make me feel sad? : Anonymous >>73379069 (OP) # You're probably just a very empathetic person. Maybe a bit overly so, but it's not a bad trait to have overall. 05/19/23(Fri)17:19:56 No.73379244 05/19/23(Fri)17:20:03 No.73379245 : Anonymous >>73379069 (OP) # Probably because you are a limp wristed c--- monger

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: Anonymous Just got topped ama 346 KB JPG 01/29/22(Sat) 16:01:59 No.67201672 >Straight gayest s--- youve ever read

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Went on 4chan for green texts and discovered I could pirate jiu jitsu instructionals instead | /r/Greentext

Anonymous STANDING2GROUND TAKEDOWNS & STANDING SKILLS FOR JIU-JITSU JOHN DANAHER IFA CW 14 KB JPG hn%20Danaher 1 Reply 05/16/23(Tue)13:41:48 No.1229003 Martial arts instructionals I'm looking for either gordans of danahers leg attack instructional magnet:?xt=urn:btih:665b0386e9e1863 b0ccb4ca106f7878834336d6d&dn=New%20 Wave%20Jiu%20Jitsu%20-%20Closed%20G uard%20-%20Building%20A%20Complete% 20Closed%20Guard%20System%20By%20Jo Closed guard -Building a complete closed guard system Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. Anonymous just shoot them??? View Thread 05/16/23(Tue)19:01:19 No.1229110

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Anon gives relationship advice | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: 1641410061539.jpg (58 KB, 1000x1024) List of women's profession that are full of sluts Anonymous 05/12/23 (Fri)02:09:15 No.73288565 ► Here is a list of professions that if a woman has you should avoid dating her if you don't want a slut for a partner. Feel free to add more and if possible explain why. Professions where women are LESS inclined to cheat on partners are also welcomed. >Actress It is a profession insert into an environment formed by extremely progressive people and whose nature of work means that the woman has to expose her body, use sensuality and play roles where there is intimate physical contact with work partners. Breaking taboos related to sexuality, politically supporting feminism and submitting to sexual situations for better roles is also common in this environment. >Military It is a profession where there is a much higher proportion of men in relation to women and this makes a single woman to be desired by many men (some with authority over her) in addition to being an environment where masculinity prevails, it also occurs in situations where she will be in isolation with several men for a long period of time and also bored. The military is also a profession which has one of the highest relationship infidelity rates among other professions, both by men and women. This also applies to cops. >Nursing This profession is mostly made up of women and this contributes to betrayal and promiscuous behavior as it is an environment where she is unlikely to be judged by her peers for doing something considered "sexist" today (being promiscuos) 1/0 In addition to long working hours where sometimes not much happens (night shift) and submission to authority by some men (doctors) makes the risk of infidelity higher in this field of work. Just like the military, it is also one of the professions with the highest percentage of infidelity. (1/2) Anonymous 05/12/23(Fri)02:10:11 No.73288569 ► >Teaching (Especially high school) It's a profession where women are surrounded by hormone-ridden teenagers at the height of their physical health and the social pressure to stand out is immense. This makes relationships between younger female teachers and teenage boys more common than it seems (just look up in the news). There is a lot of fetishization by young people about their attractive female teachers and the taboo and emotion of being involved in a forbidden relationship is attractive to some women. >stewardess Again a field of work dominated by women and with male partners of authority (pilots) but the biggest risk in this work is that they travel a lot, which implies spending days away from home, in cultures with different people and without any connection to acquaintances, which could prevent her promiscuous behavior due to fear of being caught. I also suggest avoiding women who are too political and vocal about it. It doesn't matter which side she believes. (2/2)

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Anon is Indian | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 89 KB WEBP 20/5/2023, 12:10:57 AM No.67839274 > be me > India > rich and famous > 15th century >reads newspaper > "some Italian dude wanted to visit us to buy turmeric but instead looses his direction and discovers America" Few years later > Bunch of white dudes from Portugal lands in Goa > says they have come to trade with us > *fair deal I thought* Next day > Another bunch of white dudes lands > Says they are the Dutch, English and French. > says they too have come here for the same purpose > *starts fighting with each other* > English guy wins > starts to monopolize the lucrative spice trade and spread Christianity > *establishes trading posts and acquires territories. > *Builds fortresses >I say that's unfair and challenge him for a duel > *gets defeated in the Battle of Plassey > English guy takes control over Bengal (the wealthiest province) > *gets defeated again in the Battle of Buxar* > Colonizes entire India > imposes heavy taxes,deindustrialised indigenous industries such as textiles, and forcefully replaces them by imported British goods > witness a devastating famine during British rule > British guy says it's your problem Few days later > thought I'll defeat them this time and makes a huge plan > *gets defeated again in the revolt of 1857* > They got improved weapons and guns > kills my family and my friends ruthlessly in the open > made my men their slaves and made them fight their wars Few days later > *knock knock it's Gandhi > Says he will not eat untill the British leaves the country > British *leaves* > me bewildered - "W-- is this?" > however they leaves me at my worst condition possible Years passes by but still the pain of loosing by family and friends haunts me.... > Decides I'll take my revenge > *Sets up call centres all over my country and starts to call and scam them* > Oh god this has became my favourite hobby since then.

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Anon is 11 years old. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 17 KB JPG 04/14/21(Wed)20:06:57 No.63219574 hi my name is Alvin I am 11 years old I really like among us and memes and I have seen a lot of funny 4chan stories on reddit. I wrote this song about Among us for you guys I hope it's funny and please share other cool stuff with me thanks > oh yea when the imposster is sussy > I do your mom in the p---- > sussy sussy sussy > your fat moms p---- > if you are sus > you ride the short bus

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Anon scores a date with his power of autism | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: SAMT/Xyf) Why is this allowed? 05/11/23(Thu)16:04:39 No.426636622 >>426659604 # : Anonymous (ID: GKj5g0ch ) [] >>426636622 (OP) # Pure autism, cute GMA Close 05/11/23(Thu)16:05:54 No.426636699 : Anonymous (ID: s7q8eszz) Wait.... chud is teen-age american high-school meme? Please Come with me to prom! 05/11/23(Thu)16:08:06 No.426636836 I thought it was a 30+ year old boomer meme on 4chan (²3) >>426637231 # >>426637237 # >>426637277 # >>426645362 # >>426650333 # >>426653408 # >>426653573 # >>426659403 # >>426659604 # : Anonymous (ID: CZAKs5kq) → File (hide): 1683693754142.jpg (379.72 KB, 1380x1078, WIN_20230510_00_36_36_Pro.jpg) ImgOps 05/11/23(Thu)16:09:49 No.426636951 ROMEFELL... AND I HAVE FOR YOU... Prom Poster Chud 23 hours ago Nº3136906 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts] Guhhh. Will I get a prom date with this s--- I will be presenting this To a lucky femoid tommorow I need ritalin 1191 posts and 358 image replies omitted. Click to expand. FVOUIU7WCAA0B_-.jpg 298 KB JPG The west is saved, billions will live >>426637052 # >>426637259 # >>426638800 # >>426643410 # >>426643678 # >>426643718 # >>426643772 # >>426644399 # >>426644591 # >>426645010 # >>426645099 # >>426645214 # >>426645307 # >>426645931 # >>426646515 # >>426646579 # >>426647373 # >>426649202 # >>426653508 # >>426653592 #

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Anon feels conflicted for having conscience | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: rCQJBHYO) I saved a black toddler from g(...) Two days ago, I was walking down the sidewalk in the city, and a black toddler, maybe around two years old, was running away from his mom. The mom was speed walking and kept yelling at him to come back. He eventually gets close to me, while the mom is around 30 feet away, when he decides to jolt towards the road. There are cars coming at 40 mph or so, and I instinctively ran into the road, grabbed him, and got back to the sidewalk. The car didn't even stop. Had I not been there, that little kid would have gotten hit. I had the kid in my hands, and the mom was scolding him for the next 20 seconds. She then thanks me for getting him before the car passed by. And that was it. 1.24 MB JPG 05/08/23(Mon)23:33:34 No.426310646 I'm a white nationalist, and I saved this little black kid, potentially from dying, and it just feels weird. He will probably grow up to hate whites, vote democrat, maybe join a gang, and be a on welfare. But white empathy saved him. I feel just very conflicted about it. Would I have saved him again? Yes, but I feel like what happened to me is a reflection of what's happening to our race. We are risking our lives to help non-whites, people who largely despise us, and expecting nothing in return. We are setting ourselves up for ethnic replacement by being kind to non-whites. Our altruism may be our downfall. Pic is the road. : Anonymous (ID: sQYUAztm Based 05/08/23 (Mon)23:36:36 No.426310976 : Anonymous (ID: shoU28T2 ) 05/08/23(Mon)23:36:52 No.426311007 you sound like a psychopath >>426312010 # >>426312640 # >>426316769 # >>426318921 # >>426319677 # >>426319691 # >>426319889 # : Anonymous (ID: pqvR1s2f 05/08/23 (Mon)23:38:52 No.426311227 >>426310646 (OP) # That n----- will grow up to murder grow up to murder you in your old age >>426312758 # >>426314557 # >>426317810 # >>426320279 #

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Anon likes the life of a chicken | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: xmUC9VQO) — >lives in a pod >eats the bugs >owns nothing >is happy 05/11/23(Thu)23:38:29 No.426676999 OIP (2).jpg 31 KB JPG >gives you free eggs, milk and meat in return Why don't you have a pack of chickens /pol/? : Anonymous (ID: h3gFRfIM) + 05/11/23(Thu)23:39:46 No.426677125 >>426676999 (OP) # >chicken >gives you free milk What? >>426678263 # >>426678862 # >>426679213 # >>426679219 # >>426681818 # >>426682771 # >>426683255 # >>426683599 # >>426683604 # >>426684036 # >>426684927 # >>426685099 #

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Anon hates the stale meta | /r/Greentext

3 replies #1, No. 73375469 16 minutes ago D6F91B0B-94CB-4550- A1F8-BD6E29CACC54 PNG 600x436 167.6 kB When is real life getting patched? The game is completely unplayable right now because height is overpowered #2, No. 73375505 13 minutes ago >>73375469 (OP) Height isn't overpowered retard, just make a charisma build

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Anonymous | 185069804 66.9 kB PNG 19 REPLIES Accidentally Revealed I Was a Chud to My Mother 1 REPLY 2 hr ago ... >watching TV with my mom >Little Mermaid live action trailer comes on >mom complains about how often the commercial comes on and how annoying with how ugly the actress is >agrees with her even though I barely watch TV and it's my first time watching the commercial >"Yeah mom, black people are so ugly. Why couldn't they get a cute white girl with red hair?" >mom says she's not ugly because she's black, she's ugly because she's ugly, in fact she doesn't even have to be white or have red hair, just be a pretty actress >don't know what to say so I said "Okay" Has this ever happened to you? Have you ever revealed your power level to your parents? 4 IMAGES Anonymous 185069853 don't worry. i'll smooth things over with your mom tonight. REPLY 2 hr ago...

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