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Anonymous 05/18/23(Thu)14:32:44 No.899470277 >>899470596 >>899470935 >>899471335 >>899471758 >>899471922 >>899472619 >>899473212 >>899473757 >>899474464 >>899475082 >>899475511 >>899476126 >>899476669 >>899477318 >>899477435 >>899477688 >>899478080 >>899478651 >>899478959 >>899479273 >>899479801 >>899479877 >>899480054 >>899470235 (OP) >be me >fat overweight chublord >start walking for leg day workout >do it every day >not too bad >walk 1 mile to the shops >buy chocolate bar >walk 1 mile home >this is good >fast forward 3 months >running 10 miles in a special route >leave the house at specific time >3pm go go go >after 4 miles i am panting hard >timed perfectly to arrive at all girls high school as they exit >the next 5 miles follows the route the girls walk home >get adrenaline rush looking at them >healthy looking legs during summer >tightly packed leggings during winter >feels like a morphine drip connected to my eyes >arrive home and do a quick arm workout now my question for you guys, if i strapped a go pro to my chest and recorded the view during my workout, could i upload it to youtube under the title "Running exercise work out day ###" etc and profit from advertising to other exercise enthusiasts to watch to help motivate them to do their leg day workout every day? Anonymous 05/18/23(Thu)15:17:52 No.899470935 >>899472176 >>899472712 >>899473314 >>899473774 >>899473969 >>899474451 >>899474958 >>899475249 >>899475902 >>899475955 >>899470277 You should do that, but make the title "Evidence for my trial ##"

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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