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Women won't date a guy who lives with his mom, but will date a guy who lives with his wife | /r/Greentext
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![Anonymous 05/15/23(Mon)18:41:39 No.73327926 [Reply] I took a shower and got a haircut. Still no girlfriend Anonymous 05/15/23(Mon)18:43:29 No.73327943 >>73327926 (OP) >a shower I think that has to be multiple days in a row anon. >Also no gf Same Anonymous 05/15/23(Mon)18:44:31 No.73327957](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/589/062/745.png "Anon gets groomed | /r/Greentext")
![File: Montespan.jpg (34 KB, 256x298) History's most magnificent cuck Anonymous 05/15/23 (Mon)13:47:29 No.15048684 [Reply] ► > Be the Marquis de Montespan > One of the most powerful nobles in France > Not famous enough to leave my name in history. > My wife is, though. > As the king's most famous concubine.. > I can get as angry as I want, I can't do s--- about it. > We're talking about Louis "F------ SUN KING" XIV > Louis "I don't give a f--- about hereditary law or worthiness, I'm king because GOD SAYS SO" XIV > Getting mad is just a ticket to purgetown. > So let's get petty. > Put horns on all my hats (Wearing horns in France is synonym to being a cuck) > Raise all the doors in my palace to accomodate for my horns > Install gigantic antlers on my carriage > King is so annoyed with me he gives me a bunch of land just to get my horns out of his sight > Spend the rest of my life in my new castle, with my own concubines, not forgetting to put my horns back on whenever I have to go back to Versailles](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/588/845/817.png "Anon has a role model | /r/Greentext")
