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Anonymous 05/05/23(Fri)10:31:05 No.48745271 >>48745335 >>48745355 >>48745359 >>48745399 >>48745406 >>48745419 >>48745425 >>48745447 >>48745462 >>48745473 >>48745593 >>48745649 >>48745659 >>48745957 >>48745962 >>48746083 >>48746128 >>48746206 >>48746440 File: 1671720400344.jpg (2.83 MB, 3000x3500) THIS POMUDACHI IS IN FULL DESPAIR Today I realized that I'm 30 years old watching a woman in his 30 pretending to be an anime fairy in the internet and I spend most of my free time talking about it on a imageboard full of 15 to 20 year old kids. Please tell me that there are more people over 30 here

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous (ID: yEvL4Q2v) 22 KB JPG 05/05/23(Fri) 10:09:31 No.17589249 >be me, Yevgeniy >attempt to rob some woman on a street >get arrested, spend 7 years in prison >had to suck some c--- >get out >start selling hot dogs >open a restaraunt >become friends with Putin >start my own private army >openly recruit prisoners promising them amnesty >straight up buy mobilized Russians once I'm out of prisoners >threaten to pull out and collapse the frontline if Ministry of Defense doesn't do what I want Russia is truly the land of opportunity.

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>Be depressed n s--- >think about commiting sodoku >Friend from years ago sees me on the way buying sodoku supplies >He's a bit of an eccentric psycho, burnt down a neo-nazi's house and blamed it on a guy that stole his ipod shuffle >Acutally gets away with it >Also has a business based on some engineering s--- >doesn't even have a degree >Stops in my path and looks me dead in the eye, no pleasantries >"Stop being depressed you little s---, it's just your brain tricking you" >Walks away, doesn't even let me respond >Stuck in my head all day, couldn't even buy sodoku supplies >Don't have the heart to do it and weeks go by >job, life & hobbies start to seem good again >I don't even know what the f--- he did >Thank you based psycho

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Anon was bitten | /r/Greentext

[8] [Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] 15 File: human-bite_3.jpg (9 KB, 600x450) Anonymous (ID: glcCYxVO 05/23/21(Sun)01:27:24 No.322834708 >>322834793 >>322834803 >>322834817 >>322834861 >>322834973 >>322835083 >>322835187 >>322835338 >>322835364 >>322835389 >>322835486 >>322835511 >>322835600 >>322835646 >>322835650 >>322835697 >>322835799 >>322835905 >>322835979 >>322836141 >>322836186 >>322836280 >>322837420 >>322838232 >>322838688 >>322838848 >>322838916 >>322839472 >>322839609 >>322840400 >>322840483 >>322840527 >>322840655 >>322840877 >>322840902 >>322840905 >>322841082 >>322841172 >>322841498>>322841713 >>322841767 >>322841887 >>322842009 >>322842131 >>322842239 >>322842351 >>322842395 >>322842431 >>322842470 >>322842779 84/21/78/2 24 hours ago a Jew bit me. Am I going to be okay /pol/? I feel fine. Just a mild headache and itching feet. >> Anonymous (ID: so+vzLDn >> Anonymous (ID: 79/fyJVK)! 05/23/21(Sun)01:28:25 No.322834786 05/23/21(Sun)01:28:29 No.322834793 Anonymous (ID: qlcCYxVO) 05/23/21(Sun)01:28:30 No.322834795 ► >>322834891 >>322834900 >>322835179 >>322835187 >>322835367 >>322835423 >>322835446 >>322835561 >>322835590 >>322835979 >>322838848 >>322840657 >>322840984 >>322841266 >>322841709 >>322841947 >>322842009 >>322842085 >>322842609 >>322842779 >>322842810 On an unrelated note does anyone thing we should invite more immigrants into western nations? I do. Furthermore I also think we should give more money to Israel and replace all historical buildings with modernist architecture and use them to film interracial p----------.

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Anonymous (ID: ffG8kdfX 05/05/23(Fri)20:03:45 No.425902120 File: 1682955066567719.jpg (168 KB, 960x932) F--- traffic laws FOLL ACCOHOL 12% Ale. Vol. IST 3ml TERIDA ALCOHOL RADA

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: Anonymous 04/22/23(Sat)23:29:42 No.183437047 oppie.png 1.35 MB PNG >*sighs* "Hey guys...uh I just wanted to make this video...and uh address some recent events...*holds back tears*... This is one of the hardest things I've ever had to do"

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: Anonymous Alignment 20 KB JPG 05/05/23(Fri)07:42:58 No.93226131 >make it stop predicting the next word as soon as any of the tokens it's received are determined to be morally wrong Give me one good reason why it's not that simple >give neural nets data on what's morally right and wrong >train it to reliably identify what's morally right and wrong >>93226165 # Anonymous >>93226131 (OP) # What's morally right and wrong? 05/05/23(Fri)07:44:37 No.93226146

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: Anonymous 55 KB JPG 05/05/23(Fri)11:41:25 No.898739375 >be me, Asian >parents saw a deepnude article on facebook >tell my sister not to post photos online and delete all her social media because "it can happen to anyone" >I tell them it's not that big a deal, anyone with the internet and a graphics card can do it >"anon, do you have a graphics card?" >"yeah why?" >parents look at each other and leave the room >tfw now just me and my sister eating dinner. she looked scared. did i f--- up guys? pic rel

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: Anonymous 80 KB JPG : Anonymous : Anonymous : Anonymous 70 KB JPG : Anonymous 64 KB JPG >>73203631 # >>73203612 # >>73203631 # >>73203743 # : Anonymous : Anonymous 05/05/23(Fri)06:18:24 No.73203478 922 KB PNG >tfw no tall linux gf 05/05/23(Fri)06:19:13 No.73203485 05/05/23(Fri)06:22:20 No.73203513 05/05/23(Fri)06:29:36 No.73203594 >5'5 >interview for a job in The Netherlands next week It's all falling into place 05/05/23(Fri)06:32:07 No.73203612 >>73203594 # i'm going there too Imao. why do us short mfs keep winning? 05/05/23(Fri)06:33:49 No.73203631 05/05/23(Fri)06:46:19 No.73203743 >>73203594 # it's coming originally.

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: Anonymous 63 KB JPG 09/23/21(Thu)18:54:43 No.863674301 well lads >be semi normal, kinda not idk >be a freshman in college >go on study abroad trip >this one girl bullies the fat kid constantly on the trip >I stick up for him, tell her off on the very last day >completely forget this episode >flash forwards to senior year >I have a life, a little bit happy actually >wake up one day >all of a sudden, everyone is saying I'm a r----- >what?? >my life is over, becomes a waking nightmare >I have no idea what happened, honestly I rarely talk to women >people refuse to tell me what Im accused of >finally find out that the girl who was a bully told everyone I victimized her >other people spread it around that I assaulted her >my life is over

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