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Anonymous (ID: OCNOKND/ 05/05/23(Fri)02:31:13 No.425815403 File: 250C68B9-09E9-402D-AE23-D(...).jpg (259 KB, 720x794) Anonymous 03/02/12 (Fri)17:39 No. 1921453 If only you knew how bad things really are. >Be a Jew >Sin all year >Transfer your sins to a chicken >Torture the chicken and kill it >The chicken goes to hell instead of you >Yay! we fooled God mas monos

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon hates being in love | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I hate being in love 05/04/23(Thu)18:04:33 No.73198544 >fell hard for a girl that I talk to at the bus station every morning >headaches start to get more frequent >chest starts to hurt all the time like a m----------- >in a bad mood 24/7 >think about scenarios all the time in which she rejects me and insults me till I cry >start getting moody and hostile to everyone >quality of life decreases drastically >stupid brain and stupid heart cant just let go and accept that she will never want me anyway >have to suffer like this for god knows how long 246 KB JPG I hate being in love. Its the worst feeling I can possibly imagine. Is there a way I can stop myself from this s---? I will never succeed with a woman anyway I need to stop my retarded biological desires somehow

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Anon doesn't understand that he's the problem | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people ****** 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. - 1d I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD there is no political solution E 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >>329597517 (OP) # >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

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Reject Capitalism, Return to Feudalism | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: (W25nZhQD) 05/04/23(Thu)20:45:51 No.425787996 File: 1678361686931151m.jpg (116 KB, 1024x863) Cats in Middle Ages: - hard working went to church - walked on hind legs - contributed to society Cats now : - lazy and ungrateful - atheists - too lazy to walk on hind legs

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Anon protects virginity. | /r/Greentext

SpongeAnon >be 18 >17 year old classmate asks to share virginities > i say no because I think its wrong to f--- someone I have no intention of seeing later >be 19 >18 year old w---- on dating apps explicitly asks to f--- (i distincly remember her saying no man had ever given her an orgasm) >i say no because I don't wanna f--- some w---- >be 20 >24 year old friend im on a hangout with brings me to her bed 31 KB JPG 05/04/23(Thu)08:04:06 No.73196986 >don't f--- her because I'm not f------ someone who I didn't even realise I was dating >be 21 still virgin >get girlfriend >shes not a virgin Should I have sex with her? I can't get over the fact that I protected my virginity willingly with the expectation that I would find a fellow virgin to share my life with, and now I will forever feel lesser to my girlfriend because of my own morality.

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Anon watches customised kino every night | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 184161966 KJEK 736.8 kB PNG 22 REPLIES 25 IMAGES 2 hr ago ... >produces customized kino for you nightly 2 REPLIES REPLY Anonymous | 184161990 mine are so boring that i have trouble distinguishing my dreams from things that have really happened 2 hr ago ●●●

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Anon has autism | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I think i almost gave a t-----(...) 05/04/23(Thu)10:56:54 No.73195724 >I was walking home with my groceries >A "girl" approached me and said hi to me >We talked for a bit >"She" asked me for my phone number 19 KB JPG >I said ok and start writing it down on a post it note >Hmmm wait a minute theres no way a girl would ask someone like me for my phone number >Kick "her" as hard as i can in the crotch to see if "shes" a man >"She" falls to the ground and starts grabbing "her" balls and crying. >yep as i though thats a man girls dont have anything down there so that wouldnt hurt a real girl >leave I almost gave a t----- my phone number and got aids. That was close. They are getting more and more realistic every year i almost fell for that one. 4 Replies View Thread

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Anon recounts a dream | /r/Greentext

Anonymous The best time of your life gre(...) 05/04/23(Thu)17:37:08 No.898682093 10 KB JPG >be me >be super skillz computer terrorizt hackerman. >work at pizza planet. >radio in kitchen >"*WIN TICKETS TO SEE SOME F----- OYLMPIC ICESCATOR SPIN AND TWIRLL AROUND LIKE SOME F----- WHILE HEART PLAYS MUSIC*" >want to see scantily clad rocker chicks. >maybe rockgod waifu Joan Jett will show up who knows. >"*TEXT 'F----- ICESKATER' TO 555-3825*" >text 'f----- icescator' to number. >500 times >I win the tickets >go to concert >winter so coat >have Zeppelin Zoso patches on coat >mfw the entire section of rinkside seats is empty. >mfw I won all the tickets in the contest and they didn't have time to run another contest. >my winter coat is covered in Zeppelin Zoso patches and I'm obviously not hear for f----- icescathor. >ignore f----- icescater flips abd faggotry and headbang to cougar rocker chicks. >go backstage and f--- rocker chicks. >blow my load down Joan Jett's throat. >c-- twice in both Heart chick's p------. >I am a pizza planet God. >banned from that channel4's and their affiliated radio statiom's contests.

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Anon is the king of pervs | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >>898682093 >be me >16 >have group of friends >all perverts respecting .e fro being more of a perv >have small group at school 05/04/23(Thu)19:22:28 No.898684514 >all pervs too but I'm worse >known around as king of pervs >know goth chic at school assembly >into magic and s--- >knows I'm king of pervs >promise to help her doing "magick" >f--- her multiple times in local cemetery >898685095 # >>898686570 #

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Anon hatched an epic plan.... | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous The ultimate revenge 10/16/18(Tue)17:05:11 No.646025 70 KB JPG >be 12 >Go in the 6 class >Have the worst teacher that everyone hates >She was bothering me and bullying me for 5 years >The first thing she does is yelling at me for no reason >She tells us not to throw stuff in the class because if something wrong happens shes gonna go to jail >Lightbulb.png >I ask her if i can open the window >She says yes >OmgltsHappening.jpg >I open the window and jump from the first floor >I break my legs and hurt my back >Mfw she goes to jail and cant teach me anymore >Mfw it was all worth it

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Anon is finally here, performing for you. | /r/Greentext

File: hqdefault.jpg (12 KB, 480x360) HE Anonymous 05/04/23 (Thu)06:40:14 No.636135181 >>63 Anonymous 05/04/23(Thu)06:42:20 No.636135331 ► >>636147839 THOSE THREADS HAVE NO STYLE THEY HAVE NO GRACE WELCOME TO MY FILTER PAGE Anonymous 05/04/23(Thu)06:49:28 No.636135823 >>636135181 (OP). Kill yourself.

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Kissing coousin | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 31 KB JPG 05/28/22(Sat) 19:14:21 No.68820108 >be me >have retarded bimbo cousin come over >stay in my room as much as possible to avoid her, mostly studying or playing games >she comes in my room while im playing >"heyyyyyy anonnnnn, can i talk to your friends? theyd looove me" >she puts on my headphones and tries "seducing" (?) my friends >obviously doesnt work, so she becomes super hostile >"you fat f----, total losers", spewing random insults at them >one of them replies back "anon called you a burden" >she begins crying and screaming at me, goes to complain to her mother How the f--- do people like her exist? I'm ashamed to be related to her. I feel bad I let my friends listen to her b-------

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Anon gets cold feet | /r/Greentext

File: F3068B7A-6209-4283-B7DB-D(...).jpg (68 KB, 680x669) 1. She is very conservative 2. She is beautiful Should I marry her? Anonymous 05/03/23(Wed)15:50:50 No.28879695 ► >>28879724 >>28879726 >>28879881 >>28879919 >>28879929 I'm about 1 month away from my wedding and I'm getting cold feet and having second doubts. I'm a man in my late 20s and am going off to law school in a few months, so I haven't started my career yet really. I started dating this girl about 6 months ago, which is how long I've known her. I decided to propose to her because she is exactly what I want in a wife, and because I am tired of playing the dating game. Reasons to marry her: 3. She really loves me and does a great job of showing she loves me We agree completely on how we should raise our kids 4. 5. We agree completely on how we should manage our finances. 6. She seems very open about her past. 7. She is great at cooking 8. She has a large and amazing family which I love. 9. She is willing to follow me anywhere I want to go for my career. 10. She is very smart socially, and very self aware. She also has a good paying career. 11. I don't have to continue doing the b------- of trying to ask out girls and taking them on dates for it to just not lead anywhere. I'm exhausted of this at this point. Reasons to not marry her: 1. We fight a lot. Every couple of days we get in a huge argument. The arguments are generally because I said something that upset her. I don't do it on purpose tho, I just didn't know better. I feel like I'm walking on eggshells with her though. 2. She is very good at manipulating and lying to people. She does it to everyone too, even her parents. I told her I'm concerned she will do it to me and she just says that she would never as I'll be her husband Cont in next post Anonymous 05/03/23 (Wed)15:58:17 No.28879748 ► cont reasons not to marry: 3. Since she has been in my life I felt I have lived in constant anxiety. This is due to the constant fighting and feeling that I am inferior to her. She would bring up several times about how she would date many very wealthy and good looking men in her past, but that she didn't love any of them and only loves me which seems weird but makes me feel insecure. 4. She has a much higher sex drive than me, and we fight about it a lot. Many times I just want to go to sleep but she wants to have sex and we end up fighting about it. I can't really explain why I don't want to have as much sex with her as she does. 5. She has a dog that I cannot stand. I take care of it because she loves it but the dog is driving me crazy sometimes. 6. I feel that I have more self development and maturing to do. I would like to do it with her, but I feel bad that I'm not the best version of myself yet. Thoughts /adv/? I really don't know what to do and am so afraid of either marrying her and both of us being miserable or not marrying her and always wondering what could have been Anonymous 05/03/23 (Wed)15:55:06 No.28879726 ► >>28879821 >>28879695 (OP) >1. She is very conservative >She is very good at manipulating and lying to people >3. She really loves me and does a great job of showing she loves me >She is very good at manipulating and lying to people >4. We agree completely on how we should raise our kids >She is very good at manipulating and lying to people >5. We agree completely on how we should manage our finances. >She is very good at manipulating and lying to people >6. She seems very open about her past. >She is very good at manipulating and lying to people >9. She is willing to follow me anywhere I want to go for my career. >She is very good at manipulating and lying to people >10. She is very smart socially, and very self aware. She also has a good paying career. >She is very good at manipulating and lying to people wow it's a real puzzler anon

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